Celebrity Vivids

From battered wife to husband stealer. Great job, Denise Richards

Denise Richards and Richie Sambora have been getting cozy: The pair were spotted kissing in Southern California this weekend, PEOPLE reports.

On Saturday, Richards, 35, and Sambora, 46, the soon-to-be ex-husband of Heather Locklear, arrived at Le Café in the Westlake Village neighborhood outside Los Angeles at about 5 p.m. in separate cars. In the parking lot, the two kissed then walked hand-in-hand, smiling and chatting the entire way as they headed for the restaurant.

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Apparently, Denise Richards is the woman behind Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear’s breakup. What can I say, this woman is an arrogant biatch! First she got married to Charlie Sheen, whose stink of a reputation preceded him even then. She probably did so thinking she could change and mould him into a decent shape but alas, all she got was a big pile of redigested shit. So after a stint at marriage with a bastard, now she decided to steal someone’s husband. Very classy, Denise Richards. I sure hope your daughters grow up to be just like you.

Richards and Locklear are pals who grew even closer during Richards’s split from Sheen. Locklear, who starred with Sheen in Spin City, attended Richards’s baby shower before she gave birth to her daughter Lola – and helped take care of the baby after she was born.

Richards’s rep had no comment.

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I think Heather Locklear is a kind, sweet but very naive woman. It’s just tough luck that she has to be surrounded by such irresponsible and selfish people.

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Datuk K still very much a married man

Businessman Datuk Khalid Muhammad Jiwa, said to be romantically linked to a famous pop star, has yet to be officially divorced.

The 46-year-old man’s estranged wife, Tengku Zawyah Tengku Izham, 43, has taken legal action in the Gombak Syariah lower court near here for reconciliation proceedings.

Tengku Zawyah’s counsel Mohd Fuad Jaapar informed Syariah court judge Muhammad Fauzi Ismail that Khalid was objecting to the application for reconciliation.

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That famous pop star is of course non other than our very own Siti Nurhaliza. Objecting to the application for reconciliation eh, who is surprised?

“The notice for objection was served on us yesterday. It claimed that Khalid had already filed divorce and reconciliation proceedings at the Kuala Lumpur Syariah lower court.

“But we say that the objection was baseless because there was no document to show that reconciliation proceedings had been filed there,” he said.

Can’t blame the man for getting a little too excited about objecting to reconciliation proceedings. Then again, the least he could do was to check out the exact location of where it was filed. Maybe because Siti Nurhaliza has been bugging incessantly to get divorced?

The judge fixed May 24 to hear arguments by both sides because Khalid’s counsel, Muhammad Burok, was absent.

The estranged couple did not attend yesterday’s session.

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Getting quite ugly, don’t you think? I can’t wait to see some datin vs celebrity catfight. Seems quite the trend nowadays.

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Someone’s pretty in orange

Teri Hatcher’s right eye was injured when a light bulb exploded on the Desperate Housewives set on Tuesday, PEOPLE reports.

“Glass lodged in my right eye and proceeded to scratch my cornea,” the actress tells PEOPLE exclusively. “I was taken to a wonderful eye doctor, and now am wearing a most glamorous eye patch over the right half of my face. I like to look at the positive and the good news is, the cornea is the fastest healing tissue in the body.”

Get well soon, Teri Hatcher! You know what, she’s come a long way since her days as Lois Lane on Superman. From a scandal infested starlet to a magnanimous and elegant star, I’d say she’s scrubbed up pretty well. I like her!

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Ooh, those are very intense eyes, David. Too bad they didn’t scare them robbers away

Magician David Copperfield and two female assistants were robbed at gunpoint Sunday night after a performance in West Palm Beach, Fla.

At about 11:15 p.m., Copperfield, 49, and staffers Cathy Daly and Mia Volmut were walking back to their tour bus after dinner when a black car pulled up beside them and two people got out, according to a statement issued by Copperfield’s rep.

Eh, why didn’t David Copperfield make the robbers dissappear with his magic power?

“At first we thought they were just more people wanting autographs,” the statement continues. “They told us to give them our money and our stuff. At that point we realized that there were guns in our face.”

Daly and Volmut gave the robbers a purse containing 200 euros, $100, a passport, plane tickets and a cell phone, plus $400 in pocket money, according to a police report. But Copperfield, his statement says, turned his pockets inside out to show that they were empty – a sleight of hand by the master illusionist, who later showed police that his pockets were filled with cell phones, a wallet and a passport.

“Call it reverse pickpocketing,” Copperfield later told the Palm Beach Post.

If I were a middleage has-been, I’d have mistaken robbers for fans too. Fortunately, they didn’t pump a couple of bullets into the smartass’ wrinkly face.

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Fag bag Nick Lachey

“Jessica and I began playing these parts even when we were by ourselves,” he says of their roles. “It became a really blurred line. There was a question about what truly was our reality.”

Lachey, 32, makes the comments to Rolling Stone in a new interview, excerpts of which were released to USA Today.

You mean she kept mistaking fish for chicken, chicken for buffalos and you for Johnny Knoxville?

Among Lachey’s more startling revelations: “I’ll tell you how I knew my marriage was over: I was told.”

As for lingering doubts about his three-year-marriage, Lachey admits: “I don’t know if there were other men. But if she did cheat, it was the result of something bigger, not the reason we didn’t work. … Sometimes I think it would be easier if I had just walked in the house and found her in bed with a guy. That would be clear-cut. End of story. I wouldn’t have to deal with the uncertainty of adultery.”

I suppose the size of his manhood was a certainty already? Nick Lachey should have stop the self-denials.

Lachey also lifts the veil on his feelings about ex-father-in-law (and Jessica’s manager) Joe Simpson. “I don’t pretend to understand Joe,” he says. “I don’t know if he ever liked me. To this day I couldn’t say. It was painful. Do I think Joe drove a rift between us? No. Was he an influence in our marriage? Absolutely.”

In related news, the music publication also says that singer-songwriter Adam Green has a big new hit in Germany called “Jessica,” described as an unflattering ditty about Nick’s ex. Its lyrics reportedly mention her “fraudulent smile” and “injections of cortisone.”

Whatever man, she earns more than you could ever will.

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Angelina Jolie and kids

While preparing for the birth of her baby with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie has stepped up a campaign to save the lives of mothers, fathers and children in Darfur, Sudan.

Jolie, 30, a United Nations goodwill ambassador, plans to take out a large advertisement in USA Today on her own accord next week, explaining in her words the past killings of 400,000 civilians by the Sudanese government-supported militia Janjaweed and the need to stop the violence.

Okay, she may be an adulteress. But I am and have always been impressed by her philantropic nature. Perhaps if she kept this up, everyone might just forget that she stole Brad from Jennifer.

“I chose to take out this ad because when Congress returns from recess (on April 24) they have the chance to fully fund peacekeepers in Darfur,” Jolie tells PEOPLE. “The situation in Darfur has been going on far too long. It’s only getting worse. Reports are pouring in about mass atrocities including children getting raped and killed. If people are aware of the facts, I believe many will be driven to action.”

Jolie, who notes in the ad “I’m an actress, and certainly no foreign policy expert,” has visited the region twice – once in October 2004 and again in June 2004.

I hope her voice is heard and heeded.

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Jessica Simpson has resumed wearing her wedding ring – though on a chain around her neck.

“You can still move on and have the memories,” a source close to the pop star tells PEOPLE, noting that Simpson, 25, still speaks to her soon-to-be-ex-husband, Nick Lachey, 32. “Nick will always be an important part of her life.”

Also on the chain with her 3.5 carat bauble are two crosses – one that her parents gave to her, and another that is identical to a cross worn by both her sister, Ashlee and mother, Tina.

Jessica Simpson and her pendant combo

Bla bla bla. Oh please, she’s just a girl with a penchant for jewelleries! What the big fooking deal?

The jewelry pieces represent “a combination of things that are important to her,” says the source.

So, what does Nick think? “He wants Jessica to be happy,” a Lachey source tells PEOPLE. “But they’ve both moved on.”

Please do get over yourself Nick Lachey. It’s a 3.5 carat bauble for God’s sake!

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