Is that Paris Hilton’s vagina? Click to view uncensored version.

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Or testicles? Click to view uncensored version.

To be honest, it looks to me like infested overused rubber. Get some plastic surgery for your bits, Paris!

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Veteran sex symbol Sofia Loren, first featured on magazine covers half a century ago, will appear for next year’s Pirelli calendar dressed up only in diamond earrings.

The voluptuous Italian screen legend, who will celebrate her 72nd birthday on September 20, joins a galaxy of international female stars posing in the nude for the 2007 cult calendar, the Italian magazine Gente (People) reported Wednesday.

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Oh my gawd! What is Sophia Loren trying to do? Make everyone pukes 2 weeks worth of dinner?

But screen director Gianni Boncompagni thought otherwise. “I don’t see the use of it,” he was quoted as saying.

And Sofia herself?

“You have to be firm about it when you make up your mind to do something you like and you’ve been thinking about doing for a long time,” she told Gente, which reports that Loren has just a completed a health cure.

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Couple of decades ago…

71 years sure was a long time. I wonder how many trillion years will it take to transform her to her former glory with Photoshop.

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