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Dean McDermott Proposes to Tori Spelling For Second Time

December 28th 2006

Something about Christmas puts Dean McDermott and Tori Spelling in the mood for matrimony. McDermott first proposed on Christmas Eve in 2005 (he and Spelling wed in Fiji in May) and this Dec. 25, he popped the question again.

The couple, who are expecting a son in the spring, spent the holiday in McDermott’s native Canada, and McDermott, 40, took Spelling, 33, to a romantic spot overlooking Lake Ontario “under the guise of getting away from all the Christmas craziness,” he says.

Can I say, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are really lousy at making news. They can’t even spin something more interesting than a second marriage proposal. Put in some effort, fookers!

“We sat on a bench overlooking the lake and I gave Tori her last Christmas present” – an antique platinum ring with an Edwardian oval-shaped sapphire from Neil Lane. “I’d wrapped the ring in a much bigger box, and as soon as she opened the ring box I asked her to marry me again. It was very romantic and magical.”

Spelling adds that as soon as McDermott proposed, “I immediately started crying and said ‘Yes! Again and again and again!’ What made it so special was the notion that a year ago when he proposed, the thought of having a baby together was just in our hearts, and now our baby boy that we created from our love is nestled in my belly.”

Oh my God, I wonder how long did it take Tori Spelling to remember her line? “…baby boy that we created from our love is nestled in my belly….”!!?? I’m not kidding you when I say Tori Spelling is doomed to a lifetime of painful soap dramas.

Disgusting!
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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Had Violet Affleck Baptised

December 28th 2006

For a couple as low-key as Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, it was fitting that their daughter’s baptism was a down-home affair.

Little Violet Affleck, who turned 1 on Dec. 1, was baptized on Christmas Eve at Christ Church United Methodist in Charleston, W. Va., where her mother grew up.

Garner’s parents, sister and brother-in-law are members of the church, where Violet’s cousin Alex was baptized the same day, the Associated Press reports.

Awwwwwww how sweet. I wonder whether little Violet Affleck wailed when her head got dunk into the basin.

If congregants were star-struck by the movie stars in their midst, they didn’t show it, Pastor Randy Flanagan told the AP.

Affleck, 34, a Golden Globe nominee for Hollywoodland, said earlier this month that he’s a hands-on dad: “Yes, I’ve changed diapers,” he said at a New York City screening of Hollywoodland. “Parenthood, the whole thing is wonderful. All the clichés that all the people bore you with are, in fact, true.”

Glad you like fatherhood, Ben Affleck. Please, just don’t let it be an excuse to get fat.

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Paris Hilton Bruises From Violent Sex?

December 27th 2006

Paris Hilton was spotted on a beach in Hawaii. She looked quite good (the skank could really brush up well when she wants to) but upon close inspection, you can see that she is bruised all over her thighs.

Blue Black All Over Her Thigh

Watching Stavros Kite Surfing

Was it kinky violent sex?

One can only wonder what happened. My take is that she’s been having loads of hard core sex with on-again off-again Stavros Niarchos, who was vacationing with her.

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Britney Spears Vagina Slip

December 26th 2006

*UPDATE* Christina Aguilera has commited the ultimate sin. Finally! A pussy slip from Ms. Aguilera herself.

Britney Spears exposed her vagina after girls’ night out with white trash Paris Hilton.

From the back. Click to view uncensored version.

Ooops. Click to view uncensored version

See Britney Spears exposed breasts here.

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Britney Spears Nipple Slip

December 26th 2006

On top of her recent vagina slip, Britney completes the exposure with a nipple slip.

Now we know Britney Spears have dark areolas

Go Britney, genitals for the win!

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Britney Spears Nipple Slip

December 26th 2006

Now we know Britney Spears have dark areolas

Go Britney, genitals for the win!

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More Pictures of Miss Nevada Katie Rees

December 25th 2006

Is Miss Nevada as innocent as she claimed to be?

She has recently apologised for the ruckus she has caused and blamed it on her youthful lapse of judgement. Bah, how bleedin’ typical!

See for yourself…these are pictures taken only recently. Observe her pose and expression.

Innocent? You be the judge.

Miss Nevada Katie Rees raunchy pictures here.

More pictures at SplashNewsOnline.

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