Britney Spears Collapsed While Clubbing In Pure
January 2nd 2007 02:57 am
It’s barely 2007 and Britney Spears has already passed out in a club. She’s such a wonderful role model for young mothers all over the world. Check out what a witness at Pure has go to say about Britney Spears:

Britney Spears Before The Party Began
‘It was crazy. Britney had been on the roof watching fireworks bring in the New Year. She seemed to be having a really good time, laughing with her friends. But then less than half an hour later, the security doors for VIPs at the back of the club flew open. Britney’s body-guards were trying to stop any photographers from taking pictures and shining flashlights in their eyes. But we saw Britney being carried out by about five bodyguards with one of their jackets over her head. It appeared that she couldn’t walk on her own and had to be physically carried out of the nightclub.’

Britney Spears Looking Rather Sick
On the other hand, AP has reported that Britney Spears has merely fallen asleep. The best thing about the report is that it begins with the actual phrase of “Britney Spears finally appears to be acting like a new mom“.
Britney Spears finally appears to be acting like a new mom. The pop princess, who recently made headlines for a rash of less-than-motherly hard partying, fell asleep in a Las Vegas nightclub early Monday shortly after leading the New Year’s Eve countdown, her manager said.
“By about one o’clock, she was just done, so we took her out,” Spears’ manager, Larry Rudolph, told The Associated Press Monday. “She was not drunk. She was just tired and falling asleep.”
Rudolph denied reports circulating on gossip Web sites that Spears, 25, collapsed shortly after midnight and was carried out by bodyguards. The star was hired to host the festivities at Ceasars Palace’s PURE nightclub.
Rudolph said Spears walked out of the club and did not seek medical attention.
What can I say, it’s a bleedin’ good spinning job. As far as I’m concerned nobody could ever fall asleep in a fookin’ packed club unless under the influence of something, something stronger than 7-UP.
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