Celebrity Vivids

On first glance it almost looked like Britney Spears and her estranged husband Kevin Federline were reuniting.

On Saturday, Spears was spotted zipping around off Marina del Rey on a private powerboat with a guy whose buff body, carefully groomed stubble, low-slung, underwear-flashing jeans, and kerchief were straight out of Federline’s style book. But the singer’s new companion is actually model-actor Isaac Cohen, 25.

During their day on the water, a bikinied Spears appeared relaxed and content to enjoy the California sun and share an occasional warm hug with Cohen. The next night she and her new guy turned up at the W Hotel’s Whiskey Blue bar in Westwood, Calif.

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Britney Spears doesn’t learn, does she? After a disastrous union with a D-grade celebrity like Kevin Federline, whom she later dumped (thank God), she’s hooking up with yet another D-grade celebrity. Who the hell is Isaac Cohen? He doesn’t even turn up on Google for God’s sake.

Is Britney going to get sperminated and spurt out more white trash kids? I think that future is imminent.

Isaac Cohen Even Dresses Up Like Fed-Ex

Cohen “is not a player,” his agent at L.A. Models, Brandi Lane, said. “He’s got a great heart and a good family, and he was raised well. He’s a gentleman.”

He’s clearly a fresh face on Britney’s hectic social scene, where BFFs come and go (au revoir, Paris); just last month Spears was spotted kissing music producer J.R. Rotem.

Zooming into 2007 in much the same way she closed out 2006, Spears, 25, has been moving full speed ahead: partying in L.A. and jetting to Sanctuary Camelback Mountain Resort and Spa in Paradise Valley, Ariz., where she stayed in a $4,000 per night rental house.

As for Cohen, Lane says that his relationship with Spears began “recently? within the past month.” The L.A.-area native “is not out to get a name for himself,” says Lane. “He’s not just a pretty boy.”

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Oh yes? So he’s in love with Britney Spears? Hell I won’t believe any shit like that. Nobody in this world has the capacity to love her. She’s too unsophisticated and skanky, but hell she does have loads of money. It’s all about the money, and the disproportionate fame.

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