Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen in a luxury car.

They look like any normal celebrity couple, or half a celebrity couple (Isaac who?).

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And then Isaac Cohen’s hand emerged. It was covered in an unidentified substance.

On closer inspection, the unidentified substance appears to be vomit. Britney Spear’s vomit.

Isaac Cohen looks terrified and disgusted, while Britney Spears nonchalantly sucks on her lollipop.

He frantically trying to wipe off the disgusting vomit.

Even his phone was not spared from Britney Spear’s vomit. They should make this into a movie and call it, “Attack of the Britney Spears Puke”.

Isaac Cohen looks like he’s in a daze, probably wondering what the fuck has just happened to him. Is this the price of dating Britney Spears, as a vomit bowl?

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Whew! Lot’s of non-believers on this one, so here’s a little more explanation — They’d been driving through the hills, twisting and turning, pulled over quickly, and by the time our photogs got our of their car and got to her car, Isaac had already removed his white shirt and used it to cover the bulk of the vomit in the center of the car (you can still see some of it on the gear shift).

And here’s the best proof yet that our story’s true — Britney’s bodyguard is denying the story, saying it’s peanut butter on Isaac’s hand! Why didn’t he lick it off?! And why did they have runny, liquidy peanut butter in the car (which you can’t see anywhere in the pictures)?

Peanut butter!? Hahahahahhahahha.

In fact, this is not the first time she puked in a somewhat public area. Britney Spears vomited in a club a couple of weeks ago.

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