Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen in a luxury car.

They look like any normal celebrity couple, or half a celebrity couple (Isaac who?).

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And then Isaac Cohen’s hand emerged. It was covered in an unidentified substance.

On closer inspection, the unidentified substance appears to be vomit. Britney Spear’s vomit.

Isaac Cohen looks terrified and disgusted, while Britney Spears nonchalantly sucks on her lollipop.

He frantically trying to wipe off the disgusting vomit.

Even his phone was not spared from Britney Spear’s vomit. They should make this into a movie and call it, “Attack of the Britney Spears Puke”.

Isaac Cohen looks like he’s in a daze, probably wondering what the fuck has just happened to him. Is this the price of dating Britney Spears, as a vomit bowl?

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Whew! Lot’s of non-believers on this one, so here’s a little more explanation — They’d been driving through the hills, twisting and turning, pulled over quickly, and by the time our photogs got our of their car and got to her car, Isaac had already removed his white shirt and used it to cover the bulk of the vomit in the center of the car (you can still see some of it on the gear shift).

And here’s the best proof yet that our story’s true — Britney’s bodyguard is denying the story, saying it’s peanut butter on Isaac’s hand! Why didn’t he lick it off?! And why did they have runny, liquidy peanut butter in the car (which you can’t see anywhere in the pictures)?

Peanut butter!? Hahahahahhahahha.

In fact, this is not the first time she puked in a somewhat public area. Britney Spears vomited in a club a couple of weeks ago.

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*UPDATE* I’ve found some pictures of Michelle Manhart in Playboy which caused her job. Not safe for work. Click here.

Some provocative pictures of Michelle Manhart that I received via email. Please link my site if you’re going to use these pictures, thank you!

An Air Force staff sergeant who posed nude for Playboy magazine has been relieved of her duties while the military investigates, officials said Thursday.

In February’s issue, hitting newsstands this week, Michelle Manhart is photographed in uniform yelling and holding weapons under the headline “Tough Love.” The following pages show her partially clothed, wearing her dog tags while working out, as well as completely nude.

I’m sure Michelle Manhart has seen it coming. She doesn’t have anything to worry about though, those money she made from Playboy, although probably not much by Hollywood standard should be quite substantial to her.

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She looks damn old in her personal pictures. But I’ve got to say, she could pass off as some serious hot stuff in the Playboy testing shot.

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“This staff sergeant’s alleged action does not meet the high standards we expect of our airmen, nor does it comply with the Air Force’s core values of integrity, service before self, and excellence in all we do,” Oscar Balladares, spokesman for Lackland Air Force Base, said in a statement.

Manhart told Playboy that she considers herself as standing up for her rights.

“Of what I did, nothing is wrong, so I didn’t anticipate anything, of course,” Manhart, 30, told The Associated Press. “I didn’t do anything wrong, so I didn’t think it would be a major issue.”

Manhart, who is married with two children, joined the Air Force in 1994, spending time in Kuwait in 2002. She trains airmen at Lackland.

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*UPDATE* Oh my God, I’ve just found another picture of Jake Gyllenhaal and a famous lesbian singer. Check out who does he resemble here. The resemblance is gonna blow you away!

You know how it is sometimes when you look at a celebrity and you think that he or she is reminding you of someone but you just can’t point your finger to it? That’s because our brains tend to seek for the face of that person who is of the same sex. What if the doppelganger isn’t of the same sex with the celebrity?

Here is a collection of celebrity look-alikes who are of the opposite sex. Bleedin’ wicked!!!

Priscilla Presley looks like Odo from Star Trek. All those plastic surgery are obviously wasted on Mrs. Presley because Odo looks way hotter. Try a rubber suit next time, Priscilla.

Oh my God, the striking resemblance between Dustin Hoffman and Jennifer Aniston is spooking me out. No wonder Brad Pitt left her in the ruts. I mean, would you want to shag Angelina Jolie or Dustin Hoffman? Needless to say……

Ashlee Simpson stole from David Lee Roth. She stole his stylist AND his hair! Hahahahahhahahaha. I think it’s time for a new stylist, Ashlee. Cause whoever he or she is, surely has no clue about styling or David Lee Roth.

Michelle Rodriguez and Eric Estrada look like they were separated at birth. I can’t decide which of them is sexier…..it’s certainly a close match.

This is evidence that Ellen DeGeneres would make a fairly attractive man while Owen Wilson would make an ugly bitch. Not like that homewrecker Owen Wilson isn’t already a bitch.

I don’t see the resemblance between Colin Farrel and Rosie O’Donnell really, aside from the bloated face of course. Colin Farrell looks like an unwashed hobo and Rosie O’Donnell looks like someone gave her a new hat from One-Dime shop.

However, after some minor tweaking, the results are astounding. Collin Farrell and Rosie O’Donnell are practically twins!

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On first glance it almost looked like Britney Spears and her estranged husband Kevin Federline were reuniting.

On Saturday, Spears was spotted zipping around off Marina del Rey on a private powerboat with a guy whose buff body, carefully groomed stubble, low-slung, underwear-flashing jeans, and kerchief were straight out of Federline’s style book. But the singer’s new companion is actually model-actor Isaac Cohen, 25.

During their day on the water, a bikinied Spears appeared relaxed and content to enjoy the California sun and share an occasional warm hug with Cohen. The next night she and her new guy turned up at the W Hotel’s Whiskey Blue bar in Westwood, Calif.

Britney Spears doesn’t learn, does she? After a disastrous union with a D-grade celebrity like Kevin Federline, whom she later dumped (thank God), she’s hooking up with yet another D-grade celebrity. Who the hell is Isaac Cohen? He doesn’t even turn up on Google for God’s sake.

Is Britney going to get sperminated and spurt out more white trash kids? I think that future is imminent.

Isaac Cohen Even Dresses Up Like Fed-Ex

Cohen “is not a player,” his agent at L.A. Models, Brandi Lane, said. “He’s got a great heart and a good family, and he was raised well. He’s a gentleman.”

He’s clearly a fresh face on Britney’s hectic social scene, where BFFs come and go (au revoir, Paris); just last month Spears was spotted kissing music producer J.R. Rotem.

Zooming into 2007 in much the same way she closed out 2006, Spears, 25, has been moving full speed ahead: partying in L.A. and jetting to Sanctuary Camelback Mountain Resort and Spa in Paradise Valley, Ariz., where she stayed in a $4,000 per night rental house.

As for Cohen, Lane says that his relationship with Spears began “recently? within the past month.” The L.A.-area native “is not out to get a name for himself,” says Lane. “He’s not just a pretty boy.”

Oh yes? So he’s in love with Britney Spears? Hell I won’t believe any shit like that. Nobody in this world has the capacity to love her. She’s too unsophisticated and skanky, but hell she does have loads of money. It’s all about the money, and the disproportionate fame.

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The videos currently circulating on the Internet shows short of Saddam’s hanging. This is the real deal.

A Screen Capture Of The Real Deal

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