Maple Leaf’s star hockey player Jiri Tlusty showed off his boner to a girl on FaceBook and now the picture is plastered all over the freaking Internet.
Nice going, Tlusty!
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Picture from Trent.
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Picture from Trent.
Ladies and gentlemen, Jiri Tlusty has a porn star penis!
Some update…
Unfortunately, Celebrity Vivids has received a legal letter from Jiri Tlusty’s camp demanding for the picture to be removed. Well, I will comply with Tlusty’s wishes and hereby wish him all the best in removing all his penis pictures from the Internet. Seriously, GOOD LUCK mate! You need it.
Check out the legal letter sent to me:
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I remember camping with a friend in Northern Ontario one summer. At dusk, the mosquitoes were driving us crazy. “Let’s go in the tent,” my friend suggested, “at least there’s a finite number of them inside.” I joked that there was also a finite number of them outside. So the good news for Jiri is that a finite number of people have saved the boner pic to their personal computers. The bad news: it’s probably a very large finite number; also it’s not a particularly attractive penis.
and then there’s google cache… boner