And fails miserably.

First of all, what are those sagging boobs doing on a 21 year old!?

That is, my friend, a result of not wearing bras often enough. She looks so vulgar and stoned whereas Marilyn Monroe looked ethereal. I believe Scarlett Johansson would have done a much better job, but we all know she’s got a no nudity policy.

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The photoshoot is for New York magazine and I still can’t figure out…why Lindsay Lohan? Is it because she’s the only one willing to strip down and do the shoot?

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Her breasts look really horrible here. Breast lifting surgery, anyone?

Urgh and those freakles and orange tan.