Archive for the ‘British Trash’ Category

Kelly Brook New Sizzling Pictures in Maxim

July 19th 2010

Just as I thought that Kelly Brook has hit the pinnacle of her sexiness, she went and surprised me with these set of pictures. Anyone remember that girl, Keeley Hazell? I think Kelly has surpassed her in terms of hotness and I haven’t even seen her nipples!

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I want to be the leather jacket that the dude in helmet is wearing.

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More, Kelly, more please!

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65 year old Helen Mirren Topless Pictures. Yes, no kid!!!!

June 24th 2010

Okay, 65 year old Helen Mirren flopped her tits out for a photoshoot with NY Mag to promote her new film, Love Ranch. She plays a brothel madam in it.

Mirren was then a rising star at the Royal Shakespeare Company—luridly dubbed “Stratford’s very own sex queen” by one paper. It was long before the authorities sanctioned her with a pile of awards (including an Oscar for The Queen), and before the Internet made her a viral phenom thanks to bodacious paparazzi shots of her cavorting in a bikini. At the age of 62. And guess what? She had it both ways: She got her notoriety and the fusty accolades.

“I am a little notorious,” Mirren remarks, still teasing. She says nearly everything with a mischievous twinkle, like a naughty teenager appending “ … in bed” to the end of every sentence. The actress, who turns 65 next month, is elegantly attired in pale rose and silver, her delicate hands (the nails tinted a matching pearlescent rose) constantly buttoning and unbuttoning her cardigan. It’s probably not meant flirtatiously, but with Mirren, every action can feel like a seduction.

The film is directed by her husband, Taylor Hackford and will open on June 30. Seriously, the vehicle of the film is attractive enough for me to catch it but now that Helen Mirren, I’m sorry Dame Helen Mirren has come to flashing her 65 year old bazookas to promote the film, I am definitely going to watch it.

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She’s still a beautiful woman for her age but there’s just something about petrified tits that scares me. Maybe it’s the extreme sag or the millions of wrinkles, I don’t know. I am so curious to see!!!!

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She is no shrinking violet, this one!

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Rosie Jones poses topless for England.

June 9th 2010

Rosie Jones takes patriotism up a notch by posing topless in cropped England shirts for UK FHM.

There are really good pictures of the naturally endowed British model. This is why I prefer English models to American ones, because they often managed to retain a semblance of natural goodness.

I demand for World Cup to have cheerleaders that look like this!!!

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Daisy Lowe Topless Pictures in Esquire

June 7th 2010

Daisy Lowe, the love child of Gwen Stefani’s husband Gavin Rossdale with Pearl Lowe poses topless with Esquire magazine and there’s now even a video of the shoot released by the magazine.

She’s certainly inherited some fantastic genes from handsome daddy Rossdale and model mommy Lowe.

These are some screenshots of the video:

So what it taking Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale so long to make a baby daughter? I’m sure she’d outdo Daisy Lowe in the hot-o-meter.

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Kelly Brook Sizzles in FHM Shoot

June 7th 2010

Kelly Brook posed with 3 lions for UK FHM’s World Cup Special Edition, looking sizzling hot in some tiny swimwears.

A video has also been made about the photoshoot too and you can see how sexy & gorgeous Kelly Brook is frolicking around the South African beach with her sensual British accent.

If only the rest of Britain looks like her, Kelly Brook is an anomaly, haha.

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Kelly Brook Poses Sexy For Shoe Ad

September 28th 2009

Here we are featuring yet another English broad. What can I do? American women look more and more plastic everyday and it’s not easy to find any. Those who are natural look like little boys.

Kelly Brook Poses Sexy For Shoe Ad

Kelly Brook Poses Sexy For Shoe Ad

Kelly Brook Poses Sexy For Shoe Ad

Kelly Brook Poses Sexy For Shoe Ad

I never really knew what is Kelly Brook relevance in the entertainment industry but with pictures like this I’d vote for her to stay. Lets just see how long that face & body will take her.

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Keeley Hazell Launches New Nude 2010 Calendar

September 28th 2009

Is it me or has Keeley Hazell lost her sizzle? These pictures are a bit blah to me. Same old pictures but with a rather tired-looking Keeley. Don’t mind me, she’s still extremely beautiful & sexy but I’m just comparing these pictures to her previous ones.

Keeley Hazell Launches New Nude 2010 Calendar

Keeley Hazell Launches New Nude 2010 Calendar
Like seriously, she’s even got a doube chin in this picture!

Keeley Hazell Launches New Nude 2010 Calendar

Keeley Hazell Launches New Nude 2010 Calendar

Keeley Hazell Launches New Nude 2010 Calendar

Keeley Hazell Launches New Nude 2010 Calendar

Considering that these are just the preview of the calendar, I hope she’s got better stuff in store for us!

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