See the white railway around Jordan aka Katie Price’s nipple?

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Ladies and gentlemen, Jordan’s very own sewn on nipples for your viewing pleasure. Who knows, we might get rubber sewn on nipples for sale in the near future!

Kelly Brooks shows off those fabulous breasts while on vacation with patchy haired Billy Zane in St. Barts.

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She seems really happy here although she has just quit Strictly Come Dancing not too long ago due to her father’s death. Well, if a happier Kelly Brooks means more boobs for us, why the hell not?

All pictures from Egotastic.

These are nude pictures of Macca’s ex wife, Heather Mills McCartney published in a German “sex education” magazine, and reproduced here for your enjoyment.

These pictures were taken before her motorcycle accident where she lost one of her legs.

Heather Mills McCartney Nude and Dirty.

Heather Mills McCartney Nude and Dirty.

Heather Mills McCartney Nude and Dirty.

Pretty luscious body eh? If sex education in German were this illicit, can you imagine what are the porns like? Bad Germans, bad!

THESE amazing pictures show the full horror of Richard Hammond’s 288mph jet car crash . . . and how lucky he was to survive.

The photos — released for the first time ahead of a new Top Gear series — show a tyre exploding into shreds before the dragster skids off an airfield runway amid a stream of smoke.

Richard, known as Hamster, was then sent barrel-rolling across grass at mind-numbing speed, throwing up thick clouds of dirt before landing on his head.

Dad-of-two Richard, 36, has little recollection of the smash, which left him critically ill with a serious brain injury. But imagining what happened, he said: “I will have taken a few deep breaths on the startline as the engine roared and my thumb hovered over the afterburner switch.

“Then I will have hit it and 10,000 horsepower will have hurled me towards the horizon and up to 280mph. The rest is, I’m afraid, history.”

Richard crashed in September while driving the jet-powered dragster at Elvington airfield, near York, for one of Top Gear’s high-octane stunts.

Hammond’s dragster was going on a straight line when one of its tyre blew up.

The dragster began to veer off track.

And then it crashed.

These pictures make my hair stand. I’m amazed that Richard Hammond is still alive. He’s a really lucky chap and I’m glad that Top Gear has not been banned due to the accident. It’s too great a show to go to waste bin just like that.

But he has since made a remarkable recovery, helped by wife Mindy, 35, and daughters Izzy, six, and Willow, three.

And he will be in front of the cameras again with co-hosts Jeremy Clarkson and James May when the ninth series of the BBC2 show starts on January 28.

Video footage of his shunt will be broadcast. And producer Andy Wilman said: “Richard is comfortable with it going out.

“He is convinced his crash helmet saved his life. So if just one kid who owns a motorbike watches this and thinks, ‘I get you. I have to play it safe,’ he will think it’s a good thing.”

Sun columnist Clarkson said: “I’ve joked about this accident for months, saying Hammond’s a c**p driver and can’t even go in a straight line.

“But I’ve actually seen the footage now and it’s a sickening crunch.

“You are just left with, ‘How the hell did anyone possibly get out of that alive?’ You cannot believe somebody lived through it and didn’t have a single cracked fingernail.”

Clarkson said Hamster — seen clutching his battered life-saving helmet on the cover of the new Top Gear magazine — is now “absolutely fine”.

He added: “He is happy for the film to be shown. It’s playground kudos for him and he hasn’t got any lasting damage.

“Everyone will want to see this footage. But if you don’t, Big Brother is on the other side.”

Richard’s brush with death has NOT turned him into a shrinking violet. Clarkson said: “We all got together in Austria last week for our next mission, which is a thousand times more perilous than the jet car. It was tremendous — the Old Firm was back.”

More adventures and crazy stunts for the folks at Top Gear. I’m sure they will step up the safety measures this time around. Check out the helmet that Richard Hammond is convinced what saved his life.

The helmet that saved Hamster’s life.

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Everyone’s favourite Page 3 girl is in rage at her ex-lover, whom she believes released the video of their private sex session to public.

TEARFUL Page 3 sensation Keeley Hazell last night blasted an ex-boyfriend for “betrayal” after a private sex video of her became public.

The 20-year-old model said of jobless Lloyd Miller: “We had been in an on-off relationship for a year and at the time, I really loved this guy and trusted him.

“Never in my wildest dreams did I think he would betray me in this way. Now I don’t know who I can trust.”

Keeley was reduced to a sobbing wreck after learning that stills of the video were in a downmarket newspaper — and the ten-minute film was on the internet.

The model, of Bromley, Kent, said: “I was in bed on Sunday morning when Page 3 girl Nicola T rang.

“She informed me stills from a personal video I had made with an ex-boyfriend were in a downmarket newspaper.

“I got straight up and went out and bought it. I just burst into tears when I saw the images staring back at me.”

Keeley spent yesterday in talks with her lawyers trying to get the steamy film removed from the internet.

Keeley Hazell’s story on a downmarket paper, none other than trashy Sunday Sport

That’s the kind of shit you’d get if you’re a successful woman dating a loser. Trust a jobless man not to release a full blown sex video of yourself? Love? Keeley Hazell does speak like a 20 year old, young and fookin’ dumb.

She obtained an injunction on grounds of privacy preventing any further publication or promotion of the video.

Keeley believes it can only have been Miller, 20, and also from Bromley, who released the film.

The model, who shot to fame as winner of The Sun’s Page 3 Idol in 2004, said: “I never had any intention of it being seen. I haven’t even seen it myself and have no intention of doing so.

“We had taken a video camera on holiday with us to Tenerife last summer. We were both feeling relaxed after a couple of drinks and it just happened. I have turned down offers to do Playboy covers because there were certain things I simply didn’t want others to see. Now I feel I have no dignity left.

“In future I know I will have to be more careful who I fall in love with.”

I think her sweeping statement about having no dignity left is very insulting to models who have posed in Playboy. I wonder how did she come to that conclusion, having exposed your tits rank higher than exposing tits and genitals? When you’re being salivated over and wanked at by men everywhere, is there any difference?

Keeley Hazell should get off from her moral high horse and get real. Exploit it even.

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Kate Moss looking kinda good in her black bikini

Kate Moss and her wardrobe malfunction

Kate Moss still oblivious to her public exposure