Celebrity Vivids

This set of photos of Lindsay Lohan is probably her last before being thrown into prison for 3 months for violations of her DUI probation terms.

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The girl may be a wreck but she can still take a picture. Notice all of them were cut off at the shins? That’s because it’s won’t be so sexy incorporating her SCRAM ankle bracelet into the pictures, but on a 2nd thought, maybe it would up the duuuuuuuuuuurty scale a bit, hehe.

A picture of her totally nude except for a guitar to keep her modesty intact was also taken. It’s quite obvious they photoshopped the SCRAM bracelet to oblivion and replaced it with a fat ankle.

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Lindsay Lohan, congratulations on having Prisoner added to your colourful CV.

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We know the time will come when Katy Perry would pose topless for a magazine. Those tits are just too beautiful to be bounded by fabrics.

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And here is it, Katy Perry’s topless shoot for Esquire UK. I’m looking forward to more pictures from the shoot. This one alone is blowing my mind off…

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What we need next is a movie offer for Katy Perry to act in a serious, artistic, avant garde film which involves scenes of her running away from a villain with nothing but a fluffy teddy bear in her hand.

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Got your attention, didn’t it? Heh, sorry for the title but it’s not entirely true. More like granny panty slip, that’d be more apt.

Jennifer Lopez’s career is dwindling and perhaps she should consider not wearing any panties next time to push jump start her stalling career.

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Now this is how a mother of four should look like. If all mothers looked like this, the world will be a much better place. Less ugly broads = better place.

Almost 40 and 4 kids but still setting our pulse racing in a men’s magazine. Makes me want to tell the fat bitch at home to get her ass off the couch and take a jog.

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Wow, seems like Lindsay Lohan is looking healthier these days after some clampdown on her drug use. For one she seems to be getting more jobs, albeit just modelling for unknown magazines and labels.

And check out that rack. Obviously she’s not flaunting them in the right garments previously. I love how they’re squished together, all round and juicy.

She’s still got her SCRAM ankle bracelet on. Criminally sexy, no pun intended.

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This is the best thing Michael Bay has done since making the 1st Transformers film. In fact, I think if he had the foresight to use Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for all his Transformers film, the world would have been in a much better place.

I never really understood the draw of Megan Fox. She is flat as an iron board and her face is covered in craters. She can’t look look half-decent without having 80% of the world’s supply of concealer applied on her slutty face. Lets not start on her acting.

Not that acting skills matter because nobody acts in a Michael Bay’s film, but if you were to get a model to star in your film, you might as well use someone who is actually hot.

Without further ado, please welcome Rosie Huntington-Whiteley…

It’s a fact that Transformers fanboys may not yet know but Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is actually dating Jason Statham, the bald badass from Transporter. And who’s Megan Fox dating? That out of job Beverly Hills 90210′s Brian Austin.

And it’s just hilarious that Jason Statham who is a bigger star was cropped out of this pap pictures. I think this is an indication of huge fame ahead for Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

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Here is the lineup of Heidi Montag pictures in the Playboy. Utterly dissappointed – no vagina shots and no fucking nipples! Wtf Playboy??

Also what’s with the House of Wax treatment? Guess you can’t blame them, with a horse face like Montag you can’t afford to go light handed with the digital augmentation.

Feel like my eyes could get Spencer Pratt’s herpes just by looking at these pictures.

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