Too bad no tongue action here.

Not a particularly big schlong unfortunately. So he’s cheating on his wife, at least he wears a condom. And damn, Elsa has got some bigass rack going on!

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And fails miserably.

First of all, what are those sagging boobs doing on a 21 year old!?

That is, my friend, a result of not wearing bras often enough. She looks so vulgar and stoned whereas Marilyn Monroe looked ethereal. I believe Scarlett Johansson would have done a much better job, but we all know she’s got a no nudity policy.

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The photoshoot is for New York magazine and I still can’t figure out…why Lindsay Lohan? Is it because she’s the only one willing to strip down and do the shoot?

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Her breasts look really horrible here. Breast lifting surgery, anyone?

Urgh and those freakles and orange tan.

Here is a picture of Heath Ledger being wheeled out on a stretcher in a body bag.

Picture from Faded Youth.

This is a video of the scene from TMZ.

As you can see, the area was filled with people and paparazzi. A representative from Heath Ledger’s family has denied accusations that the actor had commited suicide, because, he’s just not that kind of person.

Personally, I suspect that all the dark and depressed movie roles have finally claimed him.

This is fucking unbelievable. Heath Ledger has died at the ripe old age of 28. He has joined the plethora of tragic dead actors and we didn’t even see it coming.

And what the hell, Ms. Britney Spears is still pretty much alive!

According to BBC..

Hollywood actor Heath Ledger has been found dead at a residence in downtown Manhattan.

“He was found unconscious at the apartment and pronounced dead,” the New York Police Department said, adding that pills were found near the body.

Police are reportedly investigating if the Australian actor, who earned an Oscar nomination for Brokeback Mountain, died of a drug overdose.

The 28-year-old was found dead in the flat at around 1530 (2030 GMT).

Police said they did not suspect foul play and that his body had been discovered surrounded by pills.

Among other reports:

MSNBC

OK Magazine

BBC

Yahoo News

People

Kyla Ebbert milks the remainder of her 5 minutes of fame thanks to be offloaded from a Southwest Airlines flight by appearing on Playboy.com.

Picture from Playboy.

Picture from Playboy.

Picture from Playboy.

She doesn’t look too bad aye? But is she a Playmate material? Nah…by a long shot.

Check out how Kyla Ebbert flashed her panties on national television while explaining how conservative her attire.

Christina Aguilera is obviously afraid of destroying her expensive underwear. Why, her water is ready to break any day now and it’s a real pain in the ass (no pun intended) if her 2000 dollar panty get destroyed in the process.

Which is why it’s no wonder that she’s spotted wearing no underwear recently. Christina Aguilera has committed a vagina slip!

Christina Aguilera’s pussy slip!

Christina Aguilera’s pussy slip!

Pretty clean for a pregnant lady. I would have expected to see a big hairy beaver peeking up to the world.

Warning…the following pictures will give you first degree burns….cause they’re so bloody hot.

Picture from Egostatic.

Picture from Egostatic.

Picture from Egostatic.

Picture from Egostatic.

Picture from Egostatic.

This mother of 3 is amazing. I wouldn’t be surprised if she had sold her soul to the devil for this body. Then again, it could be the results of a lot of sex. I mean, with a body like that, do you think Seal will sit around doing nothing to Heidi Klum?

Bothered yet? Don’t say I didn’t warn you.