Too bad no tongue action here.

Not a particularly big schlong unfortunately. So he’s cheating on his wife, at least he wears a condom. And damn, Elsa has got some bigass rack going on!

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And fails miserably.

First of all, what are those sagging boobs doing on a 21 year old!?

That is, my friend, a result of not wearing bras often enough. She looks so vulgar and stoned whereas Marilyn Monroe looked ethereal. I believe Scarlett Johansson would have done a much better job, but we all know she’s got a no nudity policy.

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The photoshoot is for New York magazine and I still can’t figure out…why Lindsay Lohan? Is it because she’s the only one willing to strip down and do the shoot?

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Her breasts look really horrible here. Breast lifting surgery, anyone?

Urgh and those freakles and orange tan.

First of all, the slutty whore has to start cleaning her tongue. Look at how yellow it is….do you want to lay your penis on a jaundiced looking tongue?

Would you put your penis on a tongue of that colour?

Edison Chen has hairy ass crack

Hairy ass crack for the win.

Here is a picture of Heath Ledger being wheeled out on a stretcher in a body bag.

Picture from Faded Youth.

This is a video of the scene from TMZ.

As you can see, the area was filled with people and paparazzi. A representative from Heath Ledger’s family has denied accusations that the actor had commited suicide, because, he’s just not that kind of person.

Personally, I suspect that all the dark and depressed movie roles have finally claimed him.

These are nude pictures of Macca’s ex wife, Heather Mills McCartney published in a German “sex education” magazine, and reproduced here for your enjoyment.

These pictures were taken before her motorcycle accident where she lost one of her legs.

Heather Mills McCartney Nude and Dirty.

Heather Mills McCartney Nude and Dirty.

Heather Mills McCartney Nude and Dirty.

Pretty luscious body eh? If sex education in German were this illicit, can you imagine what are the porns like? Bad Germans, bad!

Maple Leaf’s star hockey player Jiri Tlusty showed off his boner to a girl on FaceBook and now the picture is plastered all over the freaking Internet.

Nice going, Tlusty!

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Picture from Trent.

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Picture from Trent.

Ladies and gentlemen, Jiri Tlusty has a porn star penis!

Some update…

Check out the legal letter sent to me:

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian stripping it all off for Playboy.

I gotta say, she’s got a pretty hot body for a dumbass like her!

Enjoy….