Daryl HanNAH Looks Like A Prune

MANY celebs have some horror in their past, but a trauma DARYL HANNAH went through is one of the worst I’ve heard.

The blonde actress - famed for making waves as the mermaid in Splash - narrowly avoided being sold as a sex slave in the late 1970s.

The 46-year-old told US TV crime show America’s Most Wanted that she was studying in Los Angeles when she was offered the chance to model for an album cover in Sin City (Las Vegas).

She soon realised the modelling trip was a scam and that she was about to be forced into a sex slave ring.

Hannah told host JOHN WALSH she and another girl escaped out a window and fled - but the memory continues to haunt her.

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Wow, Daryl Hannah as a sex slave seems a bleedin’ hot idea. She should make it into a movie, where the storyline is that she hadn’t escaped, of course.

Now the brave A-lister is using her own movie millions for a low-budget film to help some of the 14,000 girls smuggled into America annually from Eastern Europe and Asia, by joining forces with international human rights groups to help free the sex slaves.

She said: “The more I learn, the more I am moved to take action.”

Daryl will go undercover - strapping microphones to her body and carrying a hidden camera as she travels to brothels around the world - to document the disturbing truth.

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It’s good that she’s no longer pretty or remotely famous, it should be okay for her to be a spy. Just don’t get sold again as a sex slave……some perverts love old vaginas.

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Ashlee Simpson got a nipple slip while vacationing at the beach.

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Ashlee Simpson Nipple Slip

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Girl’s only what, 20? And already her tits are going south. Will she look like Meg Ryan in another 5 years?

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Nicole Richie has been rocked by a nude

Number one, who in the right mind is curious about the naked body of the anorexic bitch? I don’t, and I’m sure neither of you do too. I am however curious about the other nude bodies in her camera. Most likely b-grade celebrities but hey, it’s nude bodies.

“They were having fun and then suddenly she’s freaking out after she realises the camera’s gone,” says a source.

Realising what could happen if it landed in the wrong lap, Nicole panicked.

“Immediately, she’s demanding the bar staff shut off the karaoke, turn on the lights and get everyone to search for the camera,” says one source.

“It was pretty funny,” adds another. “Here are all these A-listers – and their bags are getting searched. Nicole was in the corner going totally nuts and losing it.”

However, despite a massive hunt forthe camera, it was never found.

Only goes to show how fookin’ stupid these celebrities are. I mean, considering what her ex-BFF, Paris Hilton had went through, I’d imagine Nicole Richie to be more vigilant when it comes to voyeurism. Obviously, she’s lacking the sense to comprehend. On the other hand, it just be karma biting back. Everyone knows that the fallout between Paris Hilton and her was caused by the latter publicly playing the infamous “One Night in Paris” video in a party.

Ex-BFFs

Maybe Paris Hilton could console Nicole Richie and they can be best friends forever again.

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Colin Farrell is being evasive about participating in the lawsuit he filed against ex-girlfriend Nicole Narain over a 15-minute sex tape they made together about three years ago, CBS News reports.

“We’ve been trying to do the plaintiff’s deposition for the last three months,” said Leodis Matthews, who represents Playboy Playmate Narain. “We’ve heard everything from (drug) rehabilitation to travel outside the country.”

Farrell’s lawyer, Paul Berra, declined comment.

Last year, to prevent distribution and sale of the tape, the New World and Alexander star filed suit against Narain, as well as Paul Nash, marketing director of the adult Web site company Internet Commerce Group, and celebrity porn broker David Hans Schmidt.

Colin Farrell and Nicole Narain

Colin Farrel is such a pussy. He should get some advice from Paris Hilton and Kid Rock. It’s the Internet age and there’s no way Farrel could put a stop to the distribution of his mediocre penile performance. Fooker should just suck it up and earn some dollars along the way.

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Mischa Barton’s rep says the O.C. actress was only joking when she told a tabloid reporter that Paris Hilton “steals people’s boyfriends.” But Paris doesn’t see anything funny about it.

Seriously, these new starlets are so fookin’ bimbotic and classless. Sure, this Mischa girl is quite hot but she’s terribly lacking in the tact department. Although what she said about Paris is spot-on, but still? Speaking ill of another person speaks volume of one’s personality (so you can guess I’m not the nicest person in the world) even if that person is no better.

An actual bimbo

See what you’ve done, Mischa? You managed to make Paris looks less skanky.

Ooops, wrong picture

Okay, I take the words “less skanky” back

Reports surfaced recently saying the two had a fallout once Barton began dating Cisco Adler, the ex-boyfriend of Hilton’s best friend Kimberly Stewart. Other reports traced the purported feud to Barton’s loyalty to Hilton ex-friend Nicole Richie.

And then, there’s this utterly despicable taste in men. Cisco Adler? What the fook? Cisco greasy Adler!? Bugger looks like he’s never showered and just been released from jail. Even worse is that these beautiful starlets are fighting over him. Have you got no dignity, bimbos?

Cisco Adler gives me the creeps

This one does take the beef though…

Mintz also said of Barton’s remark about Hilton’s disparaging “successful” females: “I don’t know of any girl around Paris’s age, who is more successful. It seems to me a lot of celebrities are using Paris’s name so they can get some ink and Mischa seems to be one of them.”

Excuse me while I roll on the floor laughing out loud.

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