Kelly Brooks shows off those fabulous breasts while on vacation with patchy haired Billy Zane in St. Barts.

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She seems really happy here although she has just quit Strictly Come Dancing not too long ago due to her father’s death. Well, if a happier Kelly Brooks means more boobs for us, why the hell not?

All pictures from Egotastic.

Warning…the following pictures will give you first degree burns….cause they’re so bloody hot.

Picture from Egostatic.

Picture from Egostatic.

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This mother of 3 is amazing. I wouldn’t be surprised if she had sold her soul to the devil for this body. Then again, it could be the results of a lot of sex. I mean, with a body like that, do you think Seal will sit around doing nothing to Heidi Klum?

Bothered yet? Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Maple Leaf’s star hockey player Jiri Tlusty showed off his boner to a girl on FaceBook and now the picture is plastered all over the freaking Internet.

Nice going, Tlusty!

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Picture from Trent.

Ladies and gentlemen, Jiri Tlusty has a porn star penis!

Some update…

Check out the legal letter sent to me:

This is how an old broad does it to garner attention. Flash some titties!

Picture from The Superficial.

Picture from The Superficial.

In her latest ad campaign with Chanel, Claudia Schiffer wore a see-through dress with nothing underneath but a thong. Gotta admit it, she does look fooking great for her age. What’s next? Off with the panties?

It’s really a pain. I’m trying to get this dress from Top Shop but I just couldn’t muster up the amount. My payday is 20 days from now and already I have spent my most of my last salary on concert tickets and loads and loads of fine dinner. The foie grais was definitely worth the damage so I am not going to complain.

Usually when this sort of thing happens to me, I would literally crawl back to my mom and pop for a little payday loans. Of course, I would have to love the dress enough to do so. And damn, I really love this dress!

Shortly before I decided to head back to my parents’, someone told me about a salary advance matching service that I could use in times like this. It’s at RobertsBridgeFinancial.com and after filling up the form with basic details, I was directed to the right loan provider. Easy peasy!

The lender contacted me within seconds, asked me a few simple questions and the cash advance was in my bank almost immediately. Got the dress I wanted, plus a pair of pumps to go with it.

I’ve set my eyes on another dress and I know already what to do next month.

Penelope Cruz’s sister, Monica Cruz and a cousin were spotted frolicking at a beach in Menorca. Good genes certainly run in the Cruz family pool, as Monica’s cousin removed her top to reveal a set of beautiful breasts.

Topless cousin.

Monica Cruz

Monica Cruz and cousin.

Too bad Monica didn’t subscribe to breasts equality.

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Picture from Celebitchy. Vanessa Hudgens nude picture scandal.

Some more photos have come out of this formerly virtually unknown chick, Vanessa Anne Hudgens, from the same series as her now sort-of famous nude pic. They’re higher res and feature her in some more seductive poses in her skivvies in the bedroom. These are sort of safe for work because the naughty bits are covered.

This might also be a ploy to get this chick out of her contract with Disney to do more High School Musical shows. She should have put these out last week because it was a much slower gossip week.

Picture from Celebitchy. Vanessa Hudgens nude picture scandal.

Picture from Celebitchy. Vanessa Hudgens nude picture scandal.

If you missed THE nude picture of Vanessa Hudgens, please find it at Vanessa Hudgens Nude Picture Confirmed Real.

Yeah, enough of Vanessa Hudgens, right? The nude pictures of the person I REALLY WANT to see is Hayden Panettiere!!! Oh, and why the hell is Zac Efron so quiet????