Warning…the following pictures will give you first degree burns….cause they’re so bloody hot.

Picture from Egostatic.

Picture from Egostatic.

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This mother of 3 is amazing. I wouldn’t be surprised if she had sold her soul to the devil for this body. Then again, it could be the results of a lot of sex. I mean, with a body like that, do you think Seal will sit around doing nothing to Heidi Klum?

Bothered yet? Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

You can pretty much see Uma Thurman in all her nipple glory in this transparent dress she wore at the red carpet.

Doesn’t she have the largest nipple ever? It’s pretty scary, to be honest.

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You can also see her ass cheeks clearly in this dress.

Picture from Egostatic.

Accident or intentional? Well, I don’t know…she hasn’t have a blockbuster film in years…

Freshly graduated from rehab, Lindsay Lohan didn’t take long to take her titties out for a walk.

Picture from Egostastic.

Picture from Egostastic.

She’s got a nice set of rack and she should take them out more often, with less clothings.

Maple Leaf’s star hockey player Jiri Tlusty showed off his boner to a girl on FaceBook and now the picture is plastered all over the freaking Internet.

Nice going, Tlusty!

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Picture from Trent.

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Picture from Trent.

Ladies and gentlemen, Jiri Tlusty has a porn star penis!

Some update…

Check out the legal letter sent to me:

This is how an old broad does it to garner attention. Flash some titties!

Picture from The Superficial.

Picture from The Superficial.

In her latest ad campaign with Chanel, Claudia Schiffer wore a see-through dress with nothing underneath but a thong. Gotta admit it, she does look fooking great for her age. What’s next? Off with the panties?

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian stripping it all off for Playboy.

I gotta say, she’s got a pretty hot body for a dumbass like her!

Enjoy….

It’s really a pain. I’m trying to get this dress from Top Shop but I just couldn’t muster up the amount. My payday is 20 days from now and already I have spent my most of my last salary on concert tickets and loads and loads of fine dinner. The foie grais was definitely worth the damage so I am not going to complain.

Usually when this sort of thing happens to me, I would literally crawl back to my mom and pop for a little payday loans. Of course, I would have to love the dress enough to do so. And damn, I really love this dress!

Shortly before I decided to head back to my parents’, someone told me about a salary advance matching service that I could use in times like this. It’s at RobertsBridgeFinancial.com and after filling up the form with basic details, I was directed to the right loan provider. Easy peasy!

The lender contacted me within seconds, asked me a few simple questions and the cash advance was in my bank almost immediately. Got the dress I wanted, plus a pair of pumps to go with it.

I’ve set my eyes on another dress and I know already what to do next month.