Celebrity Vivids

Michael Jackson, who has teetered on the brink of financial ruin for years, has signed an agreement with a Wall Street hedge fund to refinance hundreds of millions of dollars in loans that will save his troubled entertainment empire and his California Neverland estate – though the deal could also portend more money woes in the future.

What future? He’s probably going to die of plastic overdose and his kids are going to be poor and crazy orphans.

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The refinancing, according to the insider, would pay off a $272.5 million loan to Fortress, a hedge fund that deals with distressed companies. The balance between the old loan and the new one would give Jackson “spending money,” according to the source.

Spending money for the latest face. He wouldn’t allow himself to lose out to his half-sib La Toya, if you know what I mean.

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Jackson, 47, signed the deal in Bahrain, where he has been residing with his children as guests of the royal family. He was assisted in the deal by Ahmed al Khan, an attorney for Sheik Abdullah, the son of the ruler of Bahrain.

Fishy right? Maybe Bahrain doesn’t have other things on TV besides Wacko Jacko’s old concerts.

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Datuk Siti Nurhaliza is going to the 49th Annual Grammy Awards this Sunday.

The pop icon will be the first Malaysian to be given the honour of walking up the red carpet meant for invited celebrities at the Staples Centre in Los Angeles.

Siti will be the first Malaysian to walk up the red carpet meant for invited celebrities. Siti made it thanks to the two tickets she won as Best Dressed celebrity at Star World’s “Breakfast With the Stars” in conjunction with the 78th Annual Academy Awards last March.

Star World wrote and received permission from the Grammy organisers for Siti to walk on the red carpet along with other invited celebrities.

“Siti is very popular in this region and she deserves this honour,” said Nini Yusof, assistant vice-president of Star TV in Singapore.

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LOL. So Siti Nurhaliza won two tickets to the Grammy Awards. Big fookin’ deal!

Aside from being first Malaysian to walk up the Grammy’s red carpet, she is also the first Malaysian to have big ass flop of a concert at Royal Albert Hall.

I can safely say that the result of Star World’s “Breakfast With the Stars” was fixed. Siti Nurhaliza wore this hideous thing for God’s sake! How can she win “Best Dressed”!? Somebody else is more deserving of the award, obviously.

Best dressed!? No way!!!

Siti Nurhaliza is only a proof of mass delusion. She can’t sing, she can’t dance, she has the body of a whale and she got married to an old croak. Yucks!

“I told her that she would walk on the red carpet last Sunday and she was so thrilled.”

Siti, who will be accompanied by her husband Datuk Khalid Mohd Jiwa, said: “I am so elated. Being able to attend the Grammys is good enough for me, what more walking on the red carpet.”

Siti will be wearing a black and white kebaya that Malaysian designer Bernard Chandran will tailor for her from Chanel material she bought in London.

“It’s another dream come true for me to be there with all the big names,” she said.

Nini said if Siti’s dress stood out, “she might attract the international paparazzi. We hope that happens. We are giving her the platform as she is a big icon in this part of the world.”

Black and white kebaya? LOL. Yeah for sure she will stand the bleedin’ out! For being the worst dressed, what were you thinking?

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Even plastic surgery won’t help Siti Nurhaliza.

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Siti Nurhaliza is a whale, and from now on there’s no more doubt about it. Many have disputed my statement, and today I can finally prove it, that she’s indeed the size of a whale…..

G FOR GARGANTUAN ARSE

This is Siti Nurhaliza on her way to Grammy’s. I hope her black and white kebaya won’t burst.

Siti Nurhaliza rupa macam ikan paus! Hahahahahhaha

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Federline seems to be chasing anything with a pussy at the moment..

I gotta agree with Lohan’s reaction…EWW.

Fed Ex Trying His Luck With Lindsay Lohan

Federline doesn’t waste time. On December 22, less than a month after ex Britney Spears partied with Lindsay Lohan, the aspiring rapper, 28, texted the actress, 20, suggesting, “We should hang out.”

But the invite went over about as well as K-Fed’s debut album.

“She was totally grossed out,” a Lohan pal says.

Says another, “She thought it was hilarious.”

There’s no doubt that Kevin Federline has absolutely no clue about how lame and pathetic he is. Yes, he may have scored Britney Spears for a while, but that’s about it. Lindsay Lohan is a skank, but she’s definitely above Kevin Federline.

However, Federline didn’t appreciate Lohan’s “Why would I hang out with you?” reply.

He fired back, calling her a “firecrotch.”

Says the source, “She couldn’t believe he was so pathetic. She doesn’t want him using her to make Britney jealous.”

Both in Miami to ring in 2007, Lohan avoided Federline at Mansion nightclub on New Year’s Eve, where Federline kissed a mystery blonde named Rebecca at midnight.

So who is this mystery Rebercca?

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So rumours have it.

Sources told The Malay Mail that preparations are under way for the nuptials of pop diva Siti Nurhaliza, 27, and businessman Datuk Khalid Mohamad Jiwa, 47.

The favourite date is believed to be 08/08/06 after 06/06/06 came and went sans wedding.

It is learnt that a reception will be held at Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre.

But it is the Malay Mail after all, tabloid trash. Can we believe anything they say?

Siti could not be reached yesterday and Khalid dismissed the latest news.

“I can’t comment on speculation,” Khalid said. “You have to get it from the horse’s mouth. So, please don’t write, please hold on to the story as it’s too early.”

Shah Rezza laughed off the rumours, saying that people might have misunderstood his business dealings with Khalid.

So is it on or not? That’s the big question. Or is the Malay Mail just speculating as usual.

While the romance between Siti and Khalid, named Kedah’s Entrepreneur of the Year 2006, has been the talk of the town for more than a year now, details have been kept under wraps.

“I will make the announcement when the time comes,” Siti was quoted as saying after finally admitting being acquainted with Khalid.

Let’s wait and see.

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Datuk P for Perve?

Although Datuk Khalid Muhammad Jiwa divorced his wife of 20 years in 2005, the two continued to live together in their marital home and to enjoy “conjugal relations”.

And this information has thrown their post divorce proceedings into confusion when it emerged during counselling with the Selangor Religious Affairs Department (JAIS).

The 43-year-old Tengku Zawyah Tengku Izham had apparently mentioned “rujuk” (reconcile) and “tinggal bersama” (living together) when discussing her rights and the claims that she could make after her divorce.

Siti giving her all to a perve?

Wow this man is epitome of perversion. Was he still bonking his wife after the divorce?

The status of their divorce became uncertain when Tengku Zawyah mentioned the issue of reconciliation during the post divorce conference.

The two are now contemplating going to the registrar of marriage, divorce and reconciliation in JAIS to have their marital status clarified.

They informed the East Gombak lower Syariah court about their intention through their lawyers yesterday.

They requested that all post divorce proceedings be stayed until they settled the matter.

Is this the man that Siti Nurhaliza wants to spend the rest of her life with? I guess yes, because I think she’s in for the money.

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Teri Hatcher says she hasn’t seen American Idol host Ryan Seacrest since they were photographed kissing in March, prompting rumors that they were a couple.

“I haven’t seen him since that day,” Hatcher said on Tuesday’s Oprah Winfrey Show. “So all the stuff about everything else is just made up.”

The vomit inducing kiss back in March

Hahaha. Ryan Seacrest is a confirmed fag bag. I’m not surprised that he’s is absolutely desperate to prove that he’s some musky, manly male.

She added that, on the day of the smooch – their third date, but first time out alone – Seacrest called and told her, “I don’t think I can do this with you.”

When Winfrey asked why he made that decision, Hatcher answered, “I don’t know. … I ate too much lobster? …You’d have to ask him.”

Ooops, sorry, the secret’s out! Paula Abdul was right, Teri Hatcher may be desperate (pun intended) but not that desperate.

Could he have chickened out more elegantly? ROTFLOL.

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