What Were They Thinking: Worst Dressed at Golden Globe Awards 2007
January 17th 2007
Ah, the Golden Globes. The whole show is a blah to be frank, but it’s certainly fun watching how celebrities try to outdo each other in the fashion department. I’m especially inclined to watch out for the fashion boo boo and this year, they’ve got loads.
Feast your eyes…..
Naomi Watts need to get a tan, a better posture and push up bras. She looks awfully lacking in confidence for a celebrity of her league. Took her such a long time to finally earn the big bucks and yet she’s just letting the fame slip through her scrawny fingers again.
Did Cameron Diaz seek advice from Bjork? Bad move, Cameron. You look like an overgrown stork in that dress. Could have been slightly (only slightly) more pleasing to the eyes if the ruffles on the shoulders were removed though. At last, the hurt so raw from getting dumped by Justin Timberlake may have hampered her fashion decision.
Drew Barrymore looks like she had just stepped out from the shower, wrapped herself in a beach towel and pinned up her hair. Please, respect yourself and the event, make some bleedin’ effort!
What was Sienna Miller thinking? That hairstyle is channeling Dominique Swain from Lolita and as it is, only suitable for girls aged 14 and below. The dress may look okay from hip up, should have just kept it as a hip, golden mini dress.The white chiffon train looks like it was stolen from someone’s wedding dress. Conclusion: A general walking disaster.
Reminder to Sandra Oh that it’s 2007 and not 1987. The cut of the dress is generally okay, but the shiny material is a downright faux pas. She could have done better with the hair and accessories. Sandra Oh ought to be reminded too that she’s not exactly a beautiful girl so “less is more” doesn’t apply to ugly people like her. She certainly needs more enhancement than that.
Thomas Hayden Church looks fine. It’s another story for his partner though. Didn’t know the hooker look is in trend now. Who on earth wears scrunchie nowadays, at the top of her head to add salt to injury. That’s council estate facelift for you, ladies and gentlemen. Die skank, die!
What the fook are you wearing Vanessa Williams? How many animals died for your fur? Where is PETA when the Golden Globes need them??? What’s worse is that she doesn’t even look good, the big fat fur makes her look bloated. And the afro hair….big mistake, Vanessa Williams. Big one.
Rinko Kikuchi who? Who the hell cares. But I do care about what she’s wearing though. Little balls hanging off her dress? Are they supposed to help her to maintain some balance due to her short physique? What the hell is an Asian doing with blonde hair anyway? Don’t they get it, blonde hair doesn’t complement the Asian complexion. Won’t they ever learn?
Okay, I don’t really know who this couple is. The man looks fine for an overweight hog. The lady on the other hand……should stay in the oven. Who takes out an aluminum wrapped pork out for a date anyway?
A piece of advice for all these celebrities. Shoot the damn stylists.
