Psychobitch Astronaut Arrested In Diapers
February 6th 2007
Navy Cmdr. William Oefelein. Tell me….is this bloke worth killing for?
AN American astronaut drove 900 miles (1,500 kilometers) wearing a diaper to confront a woman she believed was her rival for the affections of a space shuttle pilot.
U.S. Navy Capt. Lisa Nowak, 43, was arrested Monday and faces charges including attempted kidnapping, attempted vehicle burglary with battery, destruction of evidence and battery.
Nowak flew last July on a shuttle mission to the international space station. On Tuesday she was in jail awaiting a court appearance.
Nowak, a robotics specialist, drove from her home in Houston to Orlando International Airport – wearing diapers so she would not have to stop to urinate – to confront Colleen Shipman.
Nowak believed Shipman was romantically involved with Navy Cmdr. William Oefelein, a pilot during space shuttle Discovery’s trip to the space station last December.
This is by far the craziest story I’ve ever read! How can a perfectly intelligent woman driven to such lengths? I’d imagine NASA would require astronauts to have a balanced EQ in additional to a fantastic IQ. Did she get crazy from some space radioactive wave or some science fiction crap like that?
Nowak told police that her relationship with Oefelein, who is unmarried, was “more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship”.
NASA spokesman James Hartsfield in Houston said that, as of Monday, Nowak’s status with the astronaut corps remained unchanged.
“What will happen beyond that, I will not speculate,” he said.
Astronauts wear diapers during launch and re-entry.
Dressed in a disguise, Nowak boarded an airport bus that Shipman took to her car in an airport parking lot.
Shipman told police she noticed someone following her, hurried inside the car and locked the doors.
Nowak rapped on the window, tried to open the car door and asked for a ride.
Shipman refused but rolled down the car window a few inches when Nowak started crying. Nowak then sprayed a chemical into Shipman’s car, the affidavit said.
Shipman drove to the parking lot booth, and the police were called.
U.S. Navy Capt. Lisa Nowak. Psychobitch astronaut with penchant for diapers.
Lisa Nowak is either really desperate for some penis or just plain crazy. I suppose it’s a combination of both. For someone as smart as her, she’s pretty stupid in executing a crime though. Hasn’t she thought of systemetically poisoning the chick in secrecy or something along that line? I’m not suggesting a method of murder, I’m just saying.
I suppose Collen Shipman is a very, very lucky woman. Can you imagine what kind of destruction Lisa Nowak could do to her if she were to set her emotions aside and actually use her brains? Pretty catastrophic, I’d imagine.
During a check of the parking lot, an officer followed Nowak and watched her throw away a bag containing the wig and air rifle.
They also found a steel mallet, a 4-inch folding knife, rubber tubing, $600 (£304) and garbage bags inside a bag Nowak was carrying when she was arrested, authorities said.
Inside Nowak’s vehicle, which was parked at a nearby motel, authorities uncovered a pepper spray package, an unused BB-gun cartridge, latex gloves and e-mails between Shipman and Oefelein.
If convicted of attempted kidnapping, Nowak could face a maximum of life in prison.
Woah! Psychobitch’s out for blood, man! From what I see, she really intended to take Collen Shipman’s life. I still find it quite absurd that such a thing could happen. So bizarre I don’t even know how to categorise this story.
Proves that when intelligence vs hormones, the latter would win hands down.
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