Celebrity Vivids

Datuk Siti Nurhaliza is going to the 49th Annual Grammy Awards this Sunday.

The pop icon will be the first Malaysian to be given the honour of walking up the red carpet meant for invited celebrities at the Staples Centre in Los Angeles.

Siti will be the first Malaysian to walk up the red carpet meant for invited celebrities. Siti made it thanks to the two tickets she won as Best Dressed celebrity at Star World’s “Breakfast With the Stars” in conjunction with the 78th Annual Academy Awards last March.

Star World wrote and received permission from the Grammy organisers for Siti to walk on the red carpet along with other invited celebrities.

“Siti is very popular in this region and she deserves this honour,” said Nini Yusof, assistant vice-president of Star TV in Singapore.

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LOL. So Siti Nurhaliza won two tickets to the Grammy Awards. Big fookin’ deal!

Aside from being first Malaysian to walk up the Grammy’s red carpet, she is also the first Malaysian to have big ass flop of a concert at Royal Albert Hall.

I can safely say that the result of Star World’s “Breakfast With the Stars” was fixed. Siti Nurhaliza wore this hideous thing for God’s sake! How can she win “Best Dressed”!? Somebody else is more deserving of the award, obviously.

Best dressed!? No way!!!

Siti Nurhaliza is only a proof of mass delusion. She can’t sing, she can’t dance, she has the body of a whale and she got married to an old croak. Yucks!

“I told her that she would walk on the red carpet last Sunday and she was so thrilled.”

Siti, who will be accompanied by her husband Datuk Khalid Mohd Jiwa, said: “I am so elated. Being able to attend the Grammys is good enough for me, what more walking on the red carpet.”

Siti will be wearing a black and white kebaya that Malaysian designer Bernard Chandran will tailor for her from Chanel material she bought in London.

“It’s another dream come true for me to be there with all the big names,” she said.

Nini said if Siti’s dress stood out, “she might attract the international paparazzi. We hope that happens. We are giving her the platform as she is a big icon in this part of the world.”

Black and white kebaya? LOL. Yeah for sure she will stand the bleedin’ out! For being the worst dressed, what were you thinking?

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Even plastic surgery won’t help Siti Nurhaliza.

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Siti Nurhaliza is a whale, and from now on there’s no more doubt about it. Many have disputed my statement, and today I can finally prove it, that she’s indeed the size of a whale…..

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This is Siti Nurhaliza on her way to Grammy’s. I hope her black and white kebaya won’t burst.

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Siti Nurhaliza rupa macam ikan paus! Hahahahahhaha

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This is her old identity card.

As you can see, it’s pretty obvious that her nose bridge was flat (if it were high, there would be a shadow created by the photostated effect). Siti Nurhaliza also had monobrow. The lower part of her nose was noticeably fat and she had flared nostrils.

In the beginning of her career, she still retained her fat lower nose and flat nosebridge. However, the monobrow has obviously been taken care of.

Later on in her career, the lower part of her nose was noticeably slimmer. There was even a hint of slight bridge.

Today, the lower part of her nose is sharper than samurai sword. She has very prominent nose bridge too. You can see that the position of her nostrils are slightly different from before too.

So, has she or hasn’t she?

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So rumours have it.

Sources told The Malay Mail that preparations are under way for the nuptials of pop diva Siti Nurhaliza, 27, and businessman Datuk Khalid Mohamad Jiwa, 47.

The favourite date is believed to be 08/08/06 after 06/06/06 came and went sans wedding.

It is learnt that a reception will be held at Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre.

But it is the Malay Mail after all, tabloid trash. Can we believe anything they say?

Siti could not be reached yesterday and Khalid dismissed the latest news.

“I can’t comment on speculation,” Khalid said. “You have to get it from the horse’s mouth. So, please don’t write, please hold on to the story as it’s too early.”

Shah Rezza laughed off the rumours, saying that people might have misunderstood his business dealings with Khalid.

So is it on or not? That’s the big question. Or is the Malay Mail just speculating as usual.

While the romance between Siti and Khalid, named Kedah’s Entrepreneur of the Year 2006, has been the talk of the town for more than a year now, details have been kept under wraps.

“I will make the announcement when the time comes,” Siti was quoted as saying after finally admitting being acquainted with Khalid.

Let’s wait and see.

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Datuk P for Perve?

Although Datuk Khalid Muhammad Jiwa divorced his wife of 20 years in 2005, the two continued to live together in their marital home and to enjoy “conjugal relations”.

And this information has thrown their post divorce proceedings into confusion when it emerged during counselling with the Selangor Religious Affairs Department (JAIS).

The 43-year-old Tengku Zawyah Tengku Izham had apparently mentioned “rujuk” (reconcile) and “tinggal bersama” (living together) when discussing her rights and the claims that she could make after her divorce.

Siti giving her all to a perve?

Wow this man is epitome of perversion. Was he still bonking his wife after the divorce?

The status of their divorce became uncertain when Tengku Zawyah mentioned the issue of reconciliation during the post divorce conference.

The two are now contemplating going to the registrar of marriage, divorce and reconciliation in JAIS to have their marital status clarified.

They informed the East Gombak lower Syariah court about their intention through their lawyers yesterday.

They requested that all post divorce proceedings be stayed until they settled the matter.

Is this the man that Siti Nurhaliza wants to spend the rest of her life with? I guess yes, because I think she’s in for the money.

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Datuk K

The former wife, Tengku Zawyah Tengku Idzham, 43, sought to strengthen her case in the Lower Syariah Court in Gombak yesterday by bringing up “certain things” which in religion allowed for reconciliation of divorced couples.

This was in support of her application for a certification or clarification over her status to seek a reconciliation filed on April 12.

I sure am curious about the mysterious “certain things” that allowed reconciliation for divorced couples. In my world, it involves a couple of shots of vodka, some orgasms and a smoke.

The couple’s divorce was certified by the Kuala Lumpur Lower Syariah Court on Feb 12, 2005, after they were said to be separated since 2004.

Tengku Zawyah’s application claimed they reconciled during the eddah period (counting period where a woman is not allowed to marry i.e. usually three months).

It is learnt that after the divorce process, Tengku Zawyah thought that there were “certain things” which allowed for a reconciliation after referring the matter to the religious authorities who advised her to bring the matter to court.

Must be heartbreaking for Tengku Zawyah though to have her ex-husband, no, husband, no, ex-husband, whatever, man to be so persistent in seeking divorce.

Siti mesti Nombor Satu. Semua pun Number One

What’s the big fookin’ deal, Datuk K? Why get yourself involved in all these troubles? Just take Siti as a madu sajalah! Oh I forgot, she’s not any mere mortal. She’s Siti Nurhaliza! Siti Nurhaliza mana boleh jadi madu….CT mesti jadi isteri nombor satu. *GAG*

Counsel Mohd Fuad Jaapar, appearing for Tengku Zawyah, yesterday said his client received an initial objection on the application from Khalid on Wednesday.

“However, the objection was not supported by any valid documents,” he told the court yesterday.

“Following this, my client is seeking the court’s guidance on the status of the initial objection and also on her application to seek a reconciliation,” he said.

There weren’t valid documents because they’re at another location. Call it incompetence or sheer bad luck, I think fate is not letting off Datuk K without some struggle.

Khalid’s alleged romance with Siti Nurhaliza has been the talk of the town for some time.

Khalid, the mystery Datuk “K” said to be her heart-throb, had finally surfaced recently to say that he and Siti Nurhaliza are close friends.

But he stopped short of confirming that he is actually the man Siti Nurhaliza is in love with.

“Siti Nurhaliza is well-mannered and carries herself well,” said the businessman. And when asked whether there were romantic links, he refused any more comment.

However, the next day Khalid pleaded to the media to end all speculation about them.

In a statement, Khalid, said he was disappointed that many reports on him had been “plucked from third party sources”.

Oh people, what is there to speculate about? If there’s nothing going on between the two, they would have just come out and deny it, wouldn’t they?

So, are these two are an item? So, is Siti Nurhaliza’s a homewrecker? So, is Datuk K a dumb, old fooker with a lousy lawyer. The answers are all too clear.

Related posts:

Siti Nurhaliza, Proof of Mass Delusion

Are Siti Nurhaliza and Datuk Khalid Mohamad Jiwa an Item?

Datuk K Not Divorced Yet!

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Datuk K still very much a married man

Businessman Datuk Khalid Muhammad Jiwa, said to be romantically linked to a famous pop star, has yet to be officially divorced.

The 46-year-old man’s estranged wife, Tengku Zawyah Tengku Izham, 43, has taken legal action in the Gombak Syariah lower court near here for reconciliation proceedings.

Tengku Zawyah’s counsel Mohd Fuad Jaapar informed Syariah court judge Muhammad Fauzi Ismail that Khalid was objecting to the application for reconciliation.

That famous pop star is of course non other than our very own Siti Nurhaliza. Objecting to the application for reconciliation eh, who is surprised?

“The notice for objection was served on us yesterday. It claimed that Khalid had already filed divorce and reconciliation proceedings at the Kuala Lumpur Syariah lower court.

“But we say that the objection was baseless because there was no document to show that reconciliation proceedings had been filed there,” he said.

Can’t blame the man for getting a little too excited about objecting to reconciliation proceedings. Then again, the least he could do was to check out the exact location of where it was filed. Maybe because Siti Nurhaliza has been bugging incessantly to get divorced?

The judge fixed May 24 to hear arguments by both sides because Khalid’s counsel, Muhammad Burok, was absent.

The estranged couple did not attend yesterday’s session.

Getting quite ugly, don’t you think? I can’t wait to see some datin vs celebrity catfight. Seems quite the trend nowadays.

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