Celebrity Vivids

The star of Desperate Housewives thrill our groins with pictures of her prancing on the beach in a teeny weeny bikini. The last time I checked, 45 year olds are supposed to look like 80 year old ballsacks but Nicollette Sheridan has certainly proven us wrong.

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What on earth was Michael Bolton thinking breaking up with this 45 year old bundle of hotness? Since he’s lost his hair he’s just another bald fella with a fairy’s voice.

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Teri Hatcher says she hasn’t seen American Idol host Ryan Seacrest since they were photographed kissing in March, prompting rumors that they were a couple.

“I haven’t seen him since that day,” Hatcher said on Tuesday’s Oprah Winfrey Show. “So all the stuff about everything else is just made up.”

The vomit inducing kiss back in March

Hahaha. Ryan Seacrest is a confirmed fag bag. I’m not surprised that he’s is absolutely desperate to prove that he’s some musky, manly male.

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She added that, on the day of the smooch – their third date, but first time out alone – Seacrest called and told her, “I don’t think I can do this with you.”

When Winfrey asked why he made that decision, Hatcher answered, “I don’t know. … I ate too much lobster? …You’d have to ask him.”

Ooops, sorry, the secret’s out! Paula Abdul was right, Teri Hatcher may be desperate (pun intended) but not that desperate.

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Could he have chickened out more elegantly? ROTFLOL.

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Someone’s pretty in orange

Teri Hatcher’s right eye was injured when a light bulb exploded on the Desperate Housewives set on Tuesday, PEOPLE reports.

“Glass lodged in my right eye and proceeded to scratch my cornea,” the actress tells PEOPLE exclusively. “I was taken to a wonderful eye doctor, and now am wearing a most glamorous eye patch over the right half of my face. I like to look at the positive and the good news is, the cornea is the fastest healing tissue in the body.”

Get well soon, Teri Hatcher! You know what, she’s come a long way since her days as Lois Lane on Superman. From a scandal infested starlet to a magnanimous and elegant star, I’d say she’s scrubbed up pretty well. I like her!

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The 41-year-old actress says she learned in 2002 that a 14-year-old victim of her uncle had committed suicide. Concerned that he would escape charges of molestation, Hatcher approached the prosecutors.

Who is the Superman now? Teri Hatcher should receive an award of some sort for having the courage to do the right thing. In the magazine Vanity Fair, she admitted to being molested by her uncle as a child.

After Hatcher came forward, her uncle, Richard Hayes Stone, then 64-years-old, pleaded guilty to four counts of child molestation in the case of the 14-year-old victim and received 14 years in prison.

Thanks to her, an evil bastard will stay behind bars for 14 years, hopefully till his anticipated death.

Hatcher said she hesitated because she thought tabloids would suggest she was trying to resuscitate her then-languishing career: “Here’s what I anticipated. He did this, he gets off, and Teri ends up on the cover of a tabloid.”

Well, you go girl, for stepping out anyhow eventhough there were risks. Hopefully more former victims will be inspired by Teri Hatcher’s act of braveness.

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