Britney Spears Blasted New Song To Paparazzi

January 8th 2008

Britney Spears really knows how to play the paparazzi to her advantage. She was hounded by a flock of them while driving, as usual. Like a pro, she totally ignored them. Then she presses the play button and blasted her new demo to the willing photographers.

She is such a bleedin’ shameless whore. Hates the paps but still want to use them so blatantly.

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Britney Spear’s 2nd Kid Jayden James Makes Appearance

June 8th 2007

Photo from PEOPLE. Could this confirm that Jayden James is not a made-up baby?

    After her Mexican getaway, Britney Spears keeps the fun going with a family vacation in Hawaii on Wednesday. The pop star spent the day bonding with Sean Preston, 20 months, and purportedly her 8-month-old son Jayden James – who until now has been kept under wraps – during a day by the pool.

Nice to see Britney going out in the sun with her kids. One day she’s all healthy and active the next day she’s caught puking her guts out over some public toilet bowl. I wonder when will be the day when she will settle down on one side once and for all.

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Pulling Together To Drive Britney “Skinhead” Spears to Doom

March 8th 2007

Britney Spears went on crazy streak, shaving off all her locks.

Britney Spears’s family is pulling together to support the singer, who last month entered Promises rehab facility in Malibu, Calif., reports in its upcoming issue.

Her estranged husband, Kevin Federline, along with his mother and Spears’s mom Lynne, have forged closer ties while they care for the couple’s sons, Sean Preston, 18 months, and Jayden James, 6 months – and help Spears work on her sobriety.

“Everyone is making comments how sad it is that it took this to get everyone together,” a source close to Federline tells PEOPLE. “There was a lot of distance between the families but it seems now they all have a common goal, which is to help Britney get better.”

Kevin “FedEx” Federline says, give me the money!

Oh God give me a bleedin’ break. The only common goal of these bunch of hill-billies is to lay their greasy hands all over Britney Spears’ moolah once she bites the dust. And that is certainly a foreseeable future. Britney Spears will most likely take her own life, and after that, a swamp of gold diggers will emerge to claim paternal rights over her children. It’s sad, but it’s going to be true.

As for how the 25-year-old pop star is faring in rehab, on Feb. 28 and March 1, she emerged from Promises looking clear-eyed and happy. On those days, she was out only for a few hours, to attend meetings of Alcoholics Anonymous.

“Going out is fine,” says Jim Stillwell, executive director of Impact, a rehab facility in Pasadena. “That is part of the fellowship and getting back into the community.”

Others rooting for Spears’s recovery include Brooke Shields, who told Access Hollywood last week, amid speculation that Spears may be suffering from postpartum depression, that she’d be available to talk to the singer anytime.

And music producer Timbaland, who has crafted hits for Spears’s ex-boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, tells Entertainment Weekly that he’d like to work with Spears once she’s better.

‘’I feel her pain, it really bothers me,” says Timbaland, adding that his “best friend” Timberlake would be up for working with Spears as well. (Reps for Timberlake’s label, Jive, could not be reached for comment.)

“I just want to hold her hand,” Timbaland says. “I want her to be in my camp, to be around Justin.”

Fook off all these bastards who are taking advantage of the situation. Brooke Shields should stop blaberring about her post partum depression, like she’s special or something cause she’s not. Blue Lagoon is over, she’s a fussy slut and no amount of depression would put her back in the limelight. What she needs is a liposuction.

ADD Brooke Shields.

As for Timbaland, goodness get a bleeding grip! Just because there’s a 6 degrees of separation between him and Britney Spears doesn’t warrant him the privilege of caring for her. Heck, I don’t think he even knows her personally.

Stupid bastards!

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Kevin Federline Requests For Emergency Hearing As Britney Spears Becomes Mad

February 22nd 2007

Britney Spears was reported to have left a Malibu rehabilitation center on Wednesday just 24 hours after checking herself in following weeks of troubling behavior culminating in shaving her own head.

Celebrity Web sites TMZ.com, theinsideronline.com and People.com said the singer, 25, left what should have been a monthlong program at the Promises residential center on Wednesday morning.

Later in the day, TMZ.com also reported that Spears’ estranged husband, Kevin Federline, has asked a judge for an emergency hearing on Thursday to discuss the couple’s dispute over custody of their two sons, 1-year-old Sean Preston and 5-month-old Jayden James.

A court official told the site that Federline and his attorney were scheduled to appear before a judge, but details were not provided. Spears and Federline have joint custody, and Federline is seeking sole custody and spousal support. Representatives for the pair were not immediately available for comment.

Smart fella FedEx, asking for an emergency hearing. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I think Federline will be given full custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Spears’ departure from Promises marked the second time in less than a week that she had reportedly sought help at residential rehab center and then left a day later.

“It was against their advice,” one unidentified source told People magazine. “If she comes back for treatment, Promises will have to assess the situation. Sometimes people come back but it doesn’t look good.”

Spears, whose life appears to have spiraled out of control since filing for divorce in November shortly after giving birth to her second child, entered the facility voluntarily on Tuesday.

Her manager, Larry Rudolph, issued a statement asking for privacy. Neither Rudolph nor Spears’ record label returned calls asking for comment on Wednesday.

The pop princess who shot to fame at the age of 16 was pictured on Tuesday with her newly shaved head, smoking a cigarette and wearing a pink T-shirt on the balcony of the luxury center, whose celebrity clientele has included Robert Downey Jr., Ben Affleck and Matthew Perry.

Multiple theories have been offered as to why she shaved her head. They range form reports that her hair extensions had lice, that she told the hairdresser she no longer wanted to be touched and that Federline wanted to take DNA samples from her hair to test it for drugs or alcohol.

Hrm, I really am not surprised by the hair lice allegations, cause Britney Spears always look so greasy and dirty. It could well have been one of the reasons she shaved off her head. Might be cause she’s too lazy to wash her hair too. Anyway, girl’s crazy and she needs to stick in a rehab.

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Britney Spears Shaved Her Head Bald !!!!!! With Pictures

February 17th 2007

Britney Spears is mad. She has reached a new height with her mental instability. I fear for the safety of her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

7 pm: Britney went to a hair salon on Ventura Blvd in the San Fernando Valley. Apparently she had called someone from the salon, which was closed, to come back and open the doors just for her. Our photographers say she was crying in the car for ten minutes before she went inside you can even see wet tear stains on her sweatshirt. She then went inside and did the deed herself, picking up the shears and shaving her head.



7:30 - Britney leaves the salon and heads to Body & Soul Tattoo where she gets some new ink on her right forearm and then does something in the back room perhaps another piercing or a tattoo on the middle part of her body.
9:00 - Britney returns home.

First, she collapsed in a club. Then, she forgot to wear her undies. After that, she puked all over her then boyfriend, Isaac Cohen.

Most recently, she started to borrow clothes from strippers. So, what’s next? Will Britney Spears kill herself? What has happened to Britney Spears? She’s turned into a freak.

Is she receiving support, why can’t she be strong for her kids? She was such a bright star once upon a time. Just too sad to see her this way..
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Britney Spears Borrows Clothes From Strippers

February 14th 2007

When Britney Spears regrets her choice of outfit, she knows how to improvise.

The singer, 25, who has been making the social rounds in New York City this month, arrived with a group of girlfriends at the downtown hot spot ONE on Sunday night wearing a micro-mini red dress.

“But she was complaining that she didn’t like it and wanted to change,” a source tells PEOPLE.

Lucky for her, Sunday nights at ONE feature go-go dancers clad in fishnets and bikinis. “So she called the dancers over to talk to them, she said, because she really liked those fishnet stockings,” the source says.

The flattered dancers brought Spears downstairs to their dressing room to try on some of their outfits.

Britney Spears Can’t Even Make An Attractive Stripper

Once left alone, Britney Spears really shows her true colours. Fishnet stockings? Is it Halloween already or she’s learning to be a stripper just in case her album flops…

A few minutes later, “Britney came upstairs in a dancer bikini and a white busboy jacket. And that’s what she walked out wearing.”

Although Spears sipped champagne at the club, her evening was relatively mellow, says the source. “She just hung out with these two dancers all night and kind of befriended them. She was trying on all their outfits and left in a bikini and fishnets. That’s it.”

I wonder whether she paid for those clothes she nicked from the strippers. The thing is, if she’s paying anyone to assist in her dressing, that someone must be severely underpaid.

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Breaking News: Britney Spears Vomits On Isaac Cohen’s Thighs !

January 14th 2007

Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen in a luxury car.

They look like any normal celebrity couple, or half a celebrity couple (Isaac who?).

And then Isaac Cohen’s hand emerged. It was covered in an unidentified substance.

On closer inspection, the unidentified substance appears to be vomit. Britney Spear’s vomit.

Isaac Cohen looks terrified and disgusted, while Britney Spears nonchalantly sucks on her lollipop.

He frantically trying to wipe off the disgusting vomit.

Even his phone was not spared from Britney Spear’s vomit. They should make this into a movie and call it, Attack of the Britney Spears Puke.

Isaac Cohen looks like he’s in a daze, probably wondering what the fuck has just happened to him. Is this the price of dating Britney Spears, as a vomit bowl?

Whew! Lot’s of non-believers on this one, so here’s a little more explanation” They’d been driving through the hills, twisting and turning, pulled over quickly, and by the time our photogs got our of their car and got to her car, Isaac had already removed his white shirt and used it to cover the bulk of the vomit in the center of the car (you can still see some of it on the gear shift).

And here’s the best proof yet that our story’s true ” Britney’s bodyguard is denying the story, saying it’s peanut butter on Isaac’s hand! Why didn’t he lick it off?! And why did they have runny, liquidy peanut butter in the car (which you can’t see anywhere in the pictures)?

Peanut butter!? Hahahahahhahahha.

In fact, this is not the first time she puked in a somewhat public area. Britney Spears vomited in a club a couple of weeks ago.

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