Keeley Hazell’s 2009 Lingerie Calendar With Nudity

September 24th 2008

Keeley Hazell’s come out with a lingerie calendar. I don’t know why she’s calling it so when she’s wearing hardly anything in it.

Not that I’m complaining, obviously.

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Keeley Hazell 2009 Lingeris Calendar

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Keeley Hazell January 2009

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Keeley Hazell February 2009
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Keeley Hazell March 2009

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Keeley Hazell April 2009

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Keeley Hazell June 2009

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Keeley Hazell August 2009

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Keeley Hazell September 2009

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Keeley Hazell November 2009

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Keeley Hazell December 2009

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Keeley Hazell 2009 Lingeris Calendar

I could just stare at this the whole day.

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Keeley Hazell To Star In Baywatch: Movie?

January 17th 2007

MOVE over Pamela Anderson — Sun Page 3 babe Keeley Hazell is about to don THAT famous red swimsuit.

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Keeley Hazell seems to have put behind her the bitter experience of having her personal sex video shown around the world. Pretty damn fast too.

I suppose she should stop whinging about having lost her dignity if she wanted to send out good vibe for them producers of the movie.

Impressive … movie bosses loved Keeley’s curves.

“The first I knew about the Baywatch film was when someone said my name was mentioned on a Hollywood database as a potential candidate to take part.

“Next I was invited to meet the producers. Everything seemed positive and they have asked to meet me again later this month.”

As you might expect, movie bosses were suitably impressed with Keeley’s 32E curves.

They told her they hadn’t seen a similar look emerge from the UK for a long time.

Keeley adds: “They said some really flattering things, which was nice, but I won’t let it go to my head.

“It would be a great opportunity to try some acting and I’ll see where it takes me.

“But my first priority is still my modelling work in The Sun. My fans have been so very loyal to me and I won’t forget that.”

We shall see. Sometimes I’m not even sure whether Keira Knightly is British or American anymore. They all say the same thing, they’re going to stay loyal, through to their roots, bla bla bla. But 15 years later, suddenly they apply for injunction on their old topless pictures…shit like that.

The young beauty says Pamela Anderson, now 39, has been a particular inspiration, adding: “I’ve always loved her and followed her career quite closely.

“I like her look and admire the way she has worked hard to get where she is.”

Keeley is following in the blonde bombshell’s footsteps in another way too.

She has recently featured in the US edition of Playboy as Babe Of The Month.

The article launched Keeley to American readers, declaring: “To the British, she is just like Pamela Anderson, only more so.”

Keeley said last night: “I like the shoot because I think it’s provocative without being too over-the-top.

“And it’s good the piece coincided with my trip to Los Angeles.”

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I should be pleased for Keeley Hazell but somehow, I’m just skeptical about her carving her career in America with Baywatch. The series have been a flop for sometime and I don’t think turning it into a movie would save it. If she’s serious about acting, I think she ought to wait a little while more for better, more stylish opportunities. She is a very beautiful girl, and she’d be a hot commodity in Hollywood. I think she shouldn’t jump the gun and ruin her C.V.

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Keeley Hazell To Star In Baywatch: Movie?

January 17th 2007

MOVE over Pamela Anderson — Sun Page 3 babe Keeley Hazell is about to don THAT famous red swimsuit.

Your favourite pin-up is in talks to play a life-saving beauty in Baywatch: The Movie.

Keeley, 20, has been scouted by Hollywood film producers planning to bring the world’s most watched telly programme to the big screen.

And as our sensational pictures show, she is more than fit for the part.

Exercising her endlessly long legs along the famous Venice Beach surf in Los Angeles, Keeley convinced movie moguls she is a contender for the sexiest slow-motion shots on earth.

The babe jetted to America’s West Coast for talks with producers. She says: “Sometimes I have to pinch myself to take on board the things that happen to me.

“Before I won The Sun’s Page 3 Idol competition in 2004 I was just a girl from Kent working in a hairdressing salon. Now here I am in Hollywood.

Keeley Hazell seems to have put behind her the bitter experience of having her personal sex video shown around the world. Pretty damn fast too.

I suppose she should stop whinging about having lost her dignity if she wanted to send out good vibe for them producers of the movie.

Impressive … movie bosses loved Keeley’s curves.

“The first I knew about the Baywatch film was when someone said my name was mentioned on a Hollywood database as a potential candidate to take part.

“Next I was invited to meet the producers. Everything seemed positive and they have asked to meet me again later this month.”

As you might expect, movie bosses were suitably impressed with Keeley’s 32E curves.

They told her they hadn’t seen a similar look emerge from the UK for a long time.

Keeley adds: “They said some really flattering things, which was nice, but I won’t let it go to my head.

“It would be a great opportunity to try some acting and I’ll see where it takes me.

“But my first priority is still my modelling work in The Sun. My fans have been so very loyal to me and I won’t forget that.”

We shall see. Sometimes I’m not even sure whether Keira Knightly is British or American anymore. They all say the same thing, they’re going to stay loyal, through to their roots, bla bla bla. But 15 years later, suddenly they apply for injunction on their old topless pictures…shit like that.

The young beauty says Pamela Anderson, now 39, has been a particular inspiration, adding: “I’ve always loved her and followed her career quite closely.

“I like her look and admire the way she has worked hard to get where she is.”

Keeley is following in the blonde bombshell’s footsteps in another way too.

She has recently featured in the US edition of Playboy as Babe Of The Month.

The article launched Keeley to American readers, declaring: “To the British, she is just like Pamela Anderson, only more so.”

Keeley said last night: “I like the shoot because I think it’s provocative without being too over-the-top.

“And it’s good the piece coincided with my trip to Los Angeles.”

I should be pleased for Keeley Hazell but somehow, I’m just skeptical about her carving her career in America with Baywatch. The series have been a flop for sometime and I don’t think turning it into a movie would save it. If she’s serious about acting, I think she ought to wait a little while more for better, more stylish opportunities. She is a very beautiful girl, and she’d be a hot commodity in Hollywood. I think she shouldn’t jump the gun and ruin her C.V.

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Keeley Hazell Is Very Angry At Ex-Lover For Releasing Sex Video

January 16th 2007

Everyone’s favourite Page 3 girl is in rage at her ex-lover, whom she believes released the video of their private sex session to public.

TEARFUL Page 3 sensation Keeley Hazell last night blasted an ex-boyfriend for “betrayal” after a private sex video of her became public.

The 20-year-old model said of jobless Lloyd Miller: “We had been in an on-off relationship for a year and at the time, I really loved this guy and trusted him.

“Never in my wildest dreams did I think he would betray me in this way. Now I don’t know who I can trust.”

Keeley was reduced to a sobbing wreck after learning that stills of the video were in a downmarket newspaper — and the ten-minute film was on the internet.

The model, of Bromley, Kent, said: “I was in bed on Sunday morning when Page 3 girl Nicola T rang.

“She informed me stills from a personal video I had made with an ex-boyfriend were in a downmarket newspaper.

“I got straight up and went out and bought it. I just burst into tears when I saw the images staring back at me.”

Keeley spent yesterday in talks with her lawyers trying to get the steamy film removed from the internet.

Keeley Hazell’s story on a downmarket paper, none other than trashy Sunday Sport

That’s the kind of shit you’d get if you’re a successful woman dating a loser. Trust a jobless man not to release a full blown sex video of yourself? Love? Keeley Hazell does speak like a 20 year old, young and fookin’ dumb.

She obtained an injunction on grounds of privacy preventing any further publication or promotion of the video.

Keeley believes it can only have been Miller, 20, and also from Bromley, who released the film.

The model, who shot to fame as winner of The Sun’s Page 3 Idol in 2004, said: “I never had any intention of it being seen. I haven’t even seen it myself and have no intention of doing so.

“We had taken a video camera on holiday with us to Tenerife last summer. We were both feeling relaxed after a couple of drinks and it just happened. I have turned down offers to do Playboy covers because there were certain things I simply didn’t want others to see. Now I feel I have no dignity left.

“In future I know I will have to be more careful who I fall in love with.”

I think her sweeping statement about having no dignity left is very insulting to models who have posed in Playboy. I wonder how did she come to that conclusion, having exposed your tits rank higher than exposing tits and genitals? When you’re being salivated over and wanked at by men everywhere, is there any difference?

Keeley Hazell should get off from her moral high horse and get real. Exploit it even.

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