January 8th 2008
Britney Spears really knows how to play the paparazzi to her advantage. She was hounded by a flock of them while driving, as usual. Like a pro, she totally ignored them. Then she presses the play button and blasted her new demo to the willing photographers.
She is such a bleedin’ shameless whore. Hates the paps but still want to use them so blatantly.
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April 3rd 2007
Fergie and Josh “I heart golden shower” Duhamel
Fergie and Josh Duhamel have already revealed they keep their romance hot with karaoke and fishing trips – and now you can add sexy dancing to that list.
“He just dances for me in private, in some very interesting outfits,” the singer, 32, tells Playboy in its May issue. “He bought me these amazing boots at the Hustler store. They’re thigh-high patent leather with a big long zipper. They’re hard to get on, but it’s worth it.”
Does Fergie (real name: Stacy Ferguson) make Duhamel, 34, dance to her own music? “Make him? He wants to. He likes dancing. I slow dance with him, but I have to stand on his feet because I’m too short. He’s 6′3″ and I’m 5′4″. Luckily I took ballet, so I know how to stand en pointe.”
First of all, I don’t understand how could someone as hot as Josh Duhamel could be dating a fugly old hag like Fergie. Her face is just totally beyond me.
Look at this page about Fergie looking like an old hag and tell me you don’t agree with me and tell me why!
Speaking of which, what about that 2005 photo from a San Diego concert in which it looks like she wet her pants onstage?
“Embarrassment,” she says. “Everyone told me not to talk about it, but I wanted to call people and tell them what had happened. I was advised not to, and I didn’t for a while. Now I’m just honest about it. It’s embarrassing, but you just have to let it go at some point.”
And God, she’s not only geriatric, she’s got some really weak bladders too! The only reason why Josh Duhamel is still with her cause she can do golden shower on demand!
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March 8th 2007
Britney Spears went on crazy streak, shaving off all her locks.
Britney Spears’s family is pulling together to support the singer, who last month entered Promises rehab facility in Malibu, Calif., reports in its upcoming issue.
Her estranged husband, Kevin Federline, along with his mother and Spears’s mom Lynne, have forged closer ties while they care for the couple’s sons, Sean Preston, 18 months, and Jayden James, 6 months – and help Spears work on her sobriety.
“Everyone is making comments how sad it is that it took this to get everyone together,” a source close to Federline tells PEOPLE. “There was a lot of distance between the families but it seems now they all have a common goal, which is to help Britney get better.”
Kevin “FedEx” Federline says, give me the money!
Oh God give me a bleedin’ break. The only common goal of these bunch of hill-billies is to lay their greasy hands all over Britney Spears’ moolah once she bites the dust. And that is certainly a foreseeable future. Britney Spears will most likely take her own life, and after that, a swamp of gold diggers will emerge to claim paternal rights over her children. It’s sad, but it’s going to be true.
As for how the 25-year-old pop star is faring in rehab, on Feb. 28 and March 1, she emerged from Promises looking clear-eyed and happy. On those days, she was out only for a few hours, to attend meetings of Alcoholics Anonymous.
“Going out is fine,” says Jim Stillwell, executive director of Impact, a rehab facility in Pasadena. “That is part of the fellowship and getting back into the community.”
Others rooting for Spears’s recovery include Brooke Shields, who told Access Hollywood last week, amid speculation that Spears may be suffering from postpartum depression, that she’d be available to talk to the singer anytime.
And music producer Timbaland, who has crafted hits for Spears’s ex-boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, tells Entertainment Weekly that he’d like to work with Spears once she’s better.
‘’I feel her pain, it really bothers me,” says Timbaland, adding that his “best friend” Timberlake would be up for working with Spears as well. (Reps for Timberlake’s label, Jive, could not be reached for comment.)
“I just want to hold her hand,” Timbaland says. “I want her to be in my camp, to be around Justin.”
Fook off all these bastards who are taking advantage of the situation. Brooke Shields should stop blaberring about her post partum depression, like she’s special or something cause she’s not. Blue Lagoon is over, she’s a fussy slut and no amount of depression would put her back in the limelight. What she needs is a liposuction.
ADD Brooke Shields.
As for Timbaland, goodness get a bleeding grip! Just because there’s a 6 degrees of separation between him and Britney Spears doesn’t warrant him the privilege of caring for her. Heck, I don’t think he even knows her personally.
Stupid bastards!
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February 17th 2007
Britney Spears is mad. She has reached a new height with her mental instability. I fear for the safety of her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James.
7 pm: Britney went to a hair salon on Ventura Blvd in the San Fernando Valley. Apparently she had called someone from the salon, which was closed, to come back and open the doors just for her. Our photographers say she was crying in the car for ten minutes before she went inside you can even see wet tear stains on her sweatshirt. She then went inside and did the deed herself, picking up the shears and shaving her head.
7:30 - Britney leaves the salon and heads to Body & Soul Tattoo where she gets some new ink on her right forearm and then does something in the back room perhaps another piercing or a tattoo on the middle part of her body.
9:00 - Britney returns home.
First, she collapsed in a club. Then, she forgot to wear her undies. After that, she puked all over her then boyfriend, Isaac Cohen.
Most recently, she started to borrow clothes from strippers. So, what’s next? Will Britney Spears kill herself? What has happened to Britney Spears? She’s turned into a freak.
Is she receiving support, why can’t she be strong for her kids? She was such a bright star once upon a time. Just too sad to see her this way..
Check out x17.com for more pictures of Britney Spears Gone Mad.
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February 14th 2007
When Britney Spears regrets her choice of outfit, she knows how to improvise.
The singer, 25, who has been making the social rounds in New York City this month, arrived with a group of girlfriends at the downtown hot spot ONE on Sunday night wearing a micro-mini red dress.
“But she was complaining that she didn’t like it and wanted to change,” a source tells PEOPLE.
Lucky for her, Sunday nights at ONE feature go-go dancers clad in fishnets and bikinis. “So she called the dancers over to talk to them, she said, because she really liked those fishnet stockings,” the source says.
The flattered dancers brought Spears downstairs to their dressing room to try on some of their outfits.
Britney Spears Can’t Even Make An Attractive Stripper
Once left alone, Britney Spears really shows her true colours. Fishnet stockings? Is it Halloween already or she’s learning to be a stripper just in case her album flops…
A few minutes later, “Britney came upstairs in a dancer bikini and a white busboy jacket. And that’s what she walked out wearing.”
Although Spears sipped champagne at the club, her evening was relatively mellow, says the source. “She just hung out with these two dancers all night and kind of befriended them. She was trying on all their outfits and left in a bikini and fishnets. That’s it.”
I wonder whether she paid for those clothes she nicked from the strippers. The thing is, if she’s paying anyone to assist in her dressing, that someone must be severely underpaid.
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January 14th 2007
Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen in a luxury car.
They look like any normal celebrity couple, or half a celebrity couple (Isaac who?).
And then Isaac Cohen’s hand emerged. It was covered in an unidentified substance.
On closer inspection, the unidentified substance appears to be vomit. Britney Spear’s vomit.
Isaac Cohen looks terrified and disgusted, while Britney Spears nonchalantly sucks on her lollipop.
He frantically trying to wipe off the disgusting vomit.
Even his phone was not spared from Britney Spear’s vomit. They should make this into a movie and call it, Attack of the Britney Spears Puke.
Isaac Cohen looks like he’s in a daze, probably wondering what the fuck has just happened to him. Is this the price of dating Britney Spears, as a vomit bowl?
Whew! Lot’s of non-believers on this one, so here’s a little more explanation” They’d been driving through the hills, twisting and turning, pulled over quickly, and by the time our photogs got our of their car and got to her car, Isaac had already removed his white shirt and used it to cover the bulk of the vomit in the center of the car (you can still see some of it on the gear shift).
And here’s the best proof yet that our story’s true ” Britney’s bodyguard is denying the story, saying it’s peanut butter on Isaac’s hand! Why didn’t he lick it off?! And why did they have runny, liquidy peanut butter in the car (which you can’t see anywhere in the pictures)?
Peanut butter!? Hahahahahhahahha.
In fact, this is not the first time she puked in a somewhat public area. Britney Spears vomited in a club a couple of weeks ago.
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January 12th 2007
Shar Jackson
Kevin Federline will get through his divorce with Britney Spears and come out of it stronger, his ex, Shar Jackson, tells PEOPLE.
“He’s a trooper,” says Jackson, who has two children, Kori, 4, and Kaleb, 2, with Federline. “He knows that everything in life is, ya know, an experience and you learn from it and then you get past it. I’m not worried about him.”
Jackson said that despite his bad boy image, Federline is a big softie when it comes to his children. “He’s an amazing dad,” she said Thursday while shopping for goodies at the Boom Boom Room’s Baby and Big Kid Style Villa, a pre-Golden Globes swag party. “He’s a great dad and if you said his name right now, Kori would go crazy. That’s the love of her life.”
So Kevin Federline is the love of Kori’s life, apparently. But is Kori the love of Kevin Federline’s life? I don’t think so. Kevin Federline is only in love with money and fame. Unfortunately, he has no money and yes he’s famous, for the wrong things.
Asked about their daughter’s special bond with her father, Jackson answered: “He was there for her every minute of her life until, you know, we weren’t together anymore. He did everything for her so I guess that’s why.”
As for Jackson’s relationship with Federline, she says: “It’s not really hard (to be good parents) because we were friends even before we were romantic and we were friends through being romantic and there was no reason to change that.”
She says both of them keep their children as their top priority. “Everything he does, as far as his career, and everything like that, he does it for his kids,” says Jackson. “When he’s doing that, I’m super mom. Hopefully we’ll get to alternate but we always know the kids are first.”
As for her own career, Jackson is finishing work on an album, which could hit the stores by the summer. “It took a while to get to this point, but now I’m extremely happy about it”. She also has a cameo role in Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming movie, I Know Who Killed Me.
Shar Jackson is totally milking it. I mean, c’mon…unless she talks about Kevin Federline, who would sit down and listen to her? Which is totally weird in its way because someone is actually leeching off Fed-Ex’s “fame”, that is absolutely inconceivable and just plain funny.
Anyway, good luck to her.
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