Celebrity Vivids

On first glance it almost looked like Britney Spears and her estranged husband Kevin Federline were reuniting.

On Saturday, Spears was spotted zipping around off Marina del Rey on a private powerboat with a guy whose buff body, carefully groomed stubble, low-slung, underwear-flashing jeans, and kerchief were straight out of Federline’s style book. But the singer’s new companion is actually model-actor Isaac Cohen, 25.

During their day on the water, a bikinied Spears appeared relaxed and content to enjoy the California sun and share an occasional warm hug with Cohen. The next night she and her new guy turned up at the W Hotel’s Whiskey Blue bar in Westwood, Calif.

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Britney Spears doesn’t learn, does she? After a disastrous union with a D-grade celebrity like Kevin Federline, whom she later dumped (thank God), she’s hooking up with yet another D-grade celebrity. Who the hell is Isaac Cohen? He doesn’t even turn up on Google for God’s sake.

Is Britney going to get sperminated and spurt out more white trash kids? I think that future is imminent.

Isaac Cohen Even Dresses Up Like Fed-Ex

Cohen “is not a player,” his agent at L.A. Models, Brandi Lane, said. “He’s got a great heart and a good family, and he was raised well. He’s a gentleman.”

He’s clearly a fresh face on Britney’s hectic social scene, where BFFs come and go (au revoir, Paris); just last month Spears was spotted kissing music producer J.R. Rotem.

Zooming into 2007 in much the same way she closed out 2006, Spears, 25, has been moving full speed ahead: partying in L.A. and jetting to Sanctuary Camelback Mountain Resort and Spa in Paradise Valley, Ariz., where she stayed in a $4,000 per night rental house.

As for Cohen, Lane says that his relationship with Spears began “recently? within the past month.” The L.A.-area native “is not out to get a name for himself,” says Lane. “He’s not just a pretty boy.”

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Oh yes? So he’s in love with Britney Spears? Hell I won’t believe any shit like that. Nobody in this world has the capacity to love her. She’s too unsophisticated and skanky, but hell she does have loads of money. It’s all about the money, and the disproportionate fame.

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Daryl HanNAH Looks Like A Prune

MANY celebs have some horror in their past, but a trauma DARYL HANNAH went through is one of the worst I’ve heard.

The blonde actress - famed for making waves as the mermaid in Splash - narrowly avoided being sold as a sex slave in the late 1970s.

The 46-year-old told US TV crime show America’s Most Wanted that she was studying in Los Angeles when she was offered the chance to model for an album cover in Sin City (Las Vegas).

She soon realised the modelling trip was a scam and that she was about to be forced into a sex slave ring.

Hannah told host JOHN WALSH she and another girl escaped out a window and fled - but the memory continues to haunt her.

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Wow, Daryl Hannah as a sex slave seems a bleedin’ hot idea. She should make it into a movie, where the storyline is that she hadn’t escaped, of course.

Now the brave A-lister is using her own movie millions for a low-budget film to help some of the 14,000 girls smuggled into America annually from Eastern Europe and Asia, by joining forces with international human rights groups to help free the sex slaves.

She said: “The more I learn, the more I am moved to take action.”

Daryl will go undercover - strapping microphones to her body and carrying a hidden camera as she travels to brothels around the world - to document the disturbing truth.

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It’s good that she’s no longer pretty or remotely famous, it should be okay for her to be a spy. Just don’t get sold again as a sex slave……some perverts love old vaginas.

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Britney Spears posted a new message on her website that wasn’t written by her.

She has done this over and over again. Apologising and shit but yet her behaviour in public is deteriorating by the second. Please scrub up for real, Britney!

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In recent months, Britney Spears lost her baby weight, moved to a new house, got to work on her new album, and of course, filed for divorce from Kevin Federline – so what does she want to do in 2007?

Asked if she had any New Year’s resolutions by TV’s Extra at her New Year’s Eve party in Las Vegas, Spears, 25, replied: “Stop biting my nails. Just to take care of me more.”

Yeah, and after proclaiming that she’d like to take care of herself a little more, she decided to collapsed in the middle of a crowded dancefloor.

Britney Spears Shortly Before Collapsing on Pure’s Ground

If there were anyone who have absolutely no luck with keeping to new year resolutions, it would be Britney Spears.

Those words proved prescient: Later that night, she fell asleep at the club – a result of exhaustion, not alcohol, her manager said.

Even before Dec. 31, Spears had self-improvement on her mind: Earlier that month, she posted a message on her Web site defending her post-split partying – which resulted in several revealing photos – but admitted, “I probably did take my new found freedom a bit too far.”

She signed off: “Anyway, thank God for Victoria Secrets’ new underwear line! I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me.”

I agree with her manager that it’s not due to alcohol. More like drugs. Exhaustion my arse, it is such an over-used term in Hollywood. Just call a spade a spade. Coming from Britney Spears, can anyone be surprised anymore. Skank will be skank.

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It’s barely 2007 and Britney Spears has already passed out in a club. She’s such a wonderful role model for young mothers all over the world. Check out what a witness at Pure has go to say about Britney Spears:

Britney Spears Before The Party Began

‘It was crazy. Britney had been on the roof watching fireworks bring in the New Year. She seemed to be having a really good time, laughing with her friends. But then less than half an hour later, the security doors for VIPs at the back of the club flew open. Britney’s body-guards were trying to stop any photographers from taking pictures and shining flashlights in their eyes. But we saw Britney being carried out by about five bodyguards with one of their jackets over her head. It appeared that she couldn’t walk on her own and had to be physically carried out of the nightclub.’

Britney Spears Looking Rather Sick

On the other hand, AP has reported that Britney Spears has merely fallen asleep. The best thing about the report is that it begins with the actual phrase of “Britney Spears finally appears to be acting like a new mom“.

Britney Spears finally appears to be acting like a new mom. The pop princess, who recently made headlines for a rash of less-than-motherly hard partying, fell asleep in a Las Vegas nightclub early Monday shortly after leading the New Year’s Eve countdown, her manager said.

“By about one o’clock, she was just done, so we took her out,” Spears’ manager, Larry Rudolph, told The Associated Press Monday. “She was not drunk. She was just tired and falling asleep.”

Rudolph denied reports circulating on gossip Web sites that Spears, 25, collapsed shortly after midnight and was carried out by bodyguards. The star was hired to host the festivities at Ceasars Palace’s PURE nightclub.

Rudolph said Spears walked out of the club and did not seek medical attention.

What can I say, it’s a bleedin’ good spinning job. As far as I’m concerned nobody could ever fall asleep in a fookin’ packed club unless under the influence of something, something stronger than 7-UP.

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