Celebrity Vivids

And fails miserably.

First of all, what are those sagging boobs doing on a 21 year old!?

That is, my friend, a result of not wearing bras often enough. She looks so vulgar and stoned whereas Marilyn Monroe looked ethereal. I believe Scarlett Johansson would have done a much better job, but we all know she’s got a no nudity policy.

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The photoshoot is for New York magazine and I still can’t figure out…why Lindsay Lohan? Is it because she’s the only one willing to strip down and do the shoot?

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Her breasts look really horrible here. Breast lifting surgery, anyone?

Urgh and those freakles and orange tan.

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Freshly graduated from rehab, Lindsay Lohan didn’t take long to take her titties out for a walk.

Picture from Egostastic.

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Picture from Egostastic.

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She’s got a nice set of rack and she should take them out more often, with less clothings.

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Picture from Pop Crunch. Lindsay Lohan is battling sex addiction.

Cirque Lodge Rehab officials are concerned that cocaine/alcohol-abusing Lindsay Lohan is battling another addiction - this time, sex. The currently blonde-bombshell, who has been accused of romping in the lavatory with a fellow patient, desperately wants to sleep with someone, and can’t stop fantasizing about previous lovers and watching semi-pornographic movies.

She’s been having erotic dreams about her former lovers, like Calum Best, Wilmer Valderrama, and Jared Leto, says a Star Magazine insider.

Her counselors are trying to get her to understand that she’s substituting one addiction for another, says a Cirque Lodge mole. Besides the obvious dangers of STDs, having indiscriminate sex can lead to emotional heartbreak, and that can lead to drug and alcohol abuse. If she doesn’t come to grips with this, Lindsay is going to find herself back in rehab sex addiction.

Picture from Pop Crunch. Lindsay Lohan is battling sex addiction.

Ah..so next time instead of having caught for drunk driving, she’ll be caught having sex while driving. Hahaha ok that’s lame but I have nothing much to say about regarding Lindsay Lohan. She’s got a hot body and she should be doing porns!

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Britney Spears does a pussy slip number 2 again, right after her horrible opening act at MTV Video Music Awards. Check out Britney Spears first pussy slip here before you continue.

As if her career-ending performance at last night’s big MTV Video Music Awards wasn’t bad enough, embattled tabloid star Britney Spears was photographed going commando (yet again!!!!!!!!!) after her humiliating performance.

If you listen really carefully, you can actually hear the sizzle and burn of Brit’s career going up in flames.

Picture from Faded Youth. Britney Spears pussy slip 2.

Picture from Faded Youth. Britney Spears pussy slip 2.

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Picture from PEOPLE. Lindsay Lohan celebrating birthday in rehab.

With Lindsay Lohan now in rehab, what was going to happen in Vegas … won’t happen in Vegas.


Lohan, who had wanted a big party in Sin City for her 21st birthday, has canceled the July 2 blowout at PURE Nightclub, PEOPLE has confirmed.

The club, normally closed on Mondays, planned to open specifically to host the party and the public was going to be invited.

“We support Lindsay and wish her the best as she is taking care of personal matters at this time,” says PURE rep Kate Turner. “Due to the unique circumstances, as of (Monday) afternoon Lindsay’s birthday party at PURE Nightclub has been canceled. We think the world of her and look forward to working with her in the future.”

I don’t think Lindsay Lohan would allow herself to have a less than fantastic 21st birthday. This is probably just a media ploy to garner more attention. Her birthday will become anything but cancelled. Lets just wait and see…

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Duff and Lohan

The cold war between Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff is finally over.

The two stars, who had a conflict dating back to 2002 when they simultaneously dated Aaron Carter, have been spotted hanging out lately. And their onetime feud, which Duff once called “silly,” is all in the past.

“We are both adults and whatever happened, happened when we were young,” Duff tells PEOPLE. “It’s over.”

Ah, nothing like a stint at rehab and an ex-boyfriend shagging Nicole Richie to put you into perspective. The girls have been enlightened, big time enlightenment too!

In fact, the pair have been acting like bona fide BFFs recently. Last week, they were together at Hollywood club Teddy’s, where they chatted, danced and, at one point, even kissed each other’s hands. Later they dashed to the bathroom for a gossip session when Duff’s ex Joel Madden arrived with Nicole Richie.

Lohan also showed up at the release party on Monday for Duff’s new album, Dignity.

“She’s really fun,” says Duff of Lohan. “We were hanging out the other night and she’s a nice girl.”

I’m looking forward to some healthy habits rubbing off on Lindsay Lohan from Hilary Duff. Well, these girls are getting more dignified aye?

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Lindsay Lohan entered the luxe rehab facility Wonderland Center in Los Angeles’ Laurel Canyon on Wednesday afternoon at 2:30 p.m., Us Weekly has learned.

“I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health,” Lohan tells Us Weekly through her rep, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick. “I appreciate your well-wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time.”

She arrived at the facility in a blacked out SUV followed by a caravan of two other cars. Looking somber, the actress carried a dark Balenciaga bag and a Jamba Juice, she wore black tights, a green flannel shirt, a leather jacket, and a black baseball cap that said “Lola.”

I’m beginning to fantasise about Lindsay Lohan coming out of rehab all clean and innocent just like when she was in Parent Trap. We all know that’s going to remain just a fantasy though because Lindsay Lohan is beyond repair. Having a crazy, attention seeking mother doesn’t help much either.

Though Lohan didn’t attend the Golden Globe Awards, the actress was spotted at Prince’s after-party at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel where “she was totally out of it,” according to an onlooker.

Witnesses say that the starlet partied until 6 a.m. Tuesday morning.

Recently, Lohan’s rep confirmed that the actress has been attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.

Lindsay Lohan chugging a beer…..root beer.

All these news about celebrities joining Alcoholic Anonymous is quite a joke. Isn’t the point of joining is to be anonymous? Anyway, good luck to her. I hope she could save her liver before it self-destructs.

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