Pitiful Wife of Datuk Khalid (Datuk K) Seeks Reconciliation

May 3rd 2006

Datuk K

The former wife, Tengku Zawyah Tengku Idzham, 43, sought to strengthen her case in the Lower Syariah Court in Gombak yesterday by bringing up “certain things” which in religion allowed for reconciliation of divorced couples.

This was in support of her application for a certification or clarification over her status to seek a reconciliation filed on April 12.

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I sure am curious about the mysterious “certain things” that allowed reconciliation for divorced couples. In my world, it involves a couple of shots of vodka, some orgasms and a smoke.

The couple’s divorce was certified by the Kuala Lumpur Lower Syariah Court on Feb 12, 2005, after they were said to be separated since 2004.

Tengku Zawyah’s application claimed they reconciled during the eddah period (counting period where a woman is not allowed to marry i.e. usually three months).

It is learnt that after the divorce process, Tengku Zawyah thought that there were “certain things” which allowed for a reconciliation after referring the matter to the religious authorities who advised her to bring the matter to court.

Must be heartbreaking for Tengku Zawyah though to have her ex-husband, no, husband, no, ex-husband, whatever, man to be so persistent in seeking divorce.

Siti mesti Nombor Satu. Semua pun Number One

What’s the big fookin’ deal, Datuk K? Why get yourself involved in all these troubles? Just take Siti as a madu sajalah! Oh I forgot, she’s not any mere mortal. She’s Siti Nurhaliza! Siti Nurhaliza mana boleh jadi madu….CT mesti jadi isteri nombor satu. *GAG*

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Counsel Mohd Fuad Jaapar, appearing for Tengku Zawyah, yesterday said his client received an initial objection on the application from Khalid on Wednesday.

“However, the objection was not supported by any valid documents,” he told the court yesterday.

“Following this, my client is seeking the court’s guidance on the status of the initial objection and also on her application to seek a reconciliation,” he said.

There weren’t valid documents because they’re at another location. Call it incompetence or sheer bad luck, I think fate is not letting off Datuk K without some struggle.

Khalid’s alleged romance with Siti Nurhaliza has been the talk of the town for some time.

Khalid, the mystery Datuk “K” said to be her heart-throb, had finally surfaced recently to say that he and Siti Nurhaliza are close friends.

But he stopped short of confirming that he is actually the man Siti Nurhaliza is in love with.

“Siti Nurhaliza is well-mannered and carries herself well,” said the businessman. And when asked whether there were romantic links, he refused any more comment.

However, the next day Khalid pleaded to the media to end all speculation about them.

In a statement, Khalid, said he was disappointed that many reports on him had been “plucked from third party sources”.

Oh people, what is there to speculate about? If there’s nothing going on between the two, they would have just come out and deny it, wouldn’t they?

So, are these two are an item? So, is Siti Nurhaliza’s a homewrecker? So, is Datuk K a dumb, old fooker with a lousy lawyer. The answers are all too clear.

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Siti Nurhaliza, Proof of Mass Delusion

Are Siti Nurhaliza and Datuk Khalid Mohamad Jiwa an Item?

Datuk K Not Divorced Yet!

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Mawi Worth RM4000? You’re Kidding Me

May 2nd 2006

For Mawi fans Sharifah Rohani Syed Ismaon and her teenage daughter Wan Nurul Ain Othman, RM4,000 is a small sum to pay to have a short “vacation” with their idol.

Even if this means they only get to spend a few minutes with the Akademi Fantasia 3 winner.

But that is more than enough for Sharifah Rohani, 50, and Wan Nurul Ain, 16.

Mawi being mobbed by fans at the airport in Brunei recently.
Mother and daughter had paid for their own expenses – about RM2,000 each – to join Mawi and Gemilang Bersama Bintang Popular contest winners on a three-day trip to Brunei recently.

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RM 4000 for a couple of minutes with Mawi? Well, it’s understandable considering the fact that it’s a 16 year old we’re talking about. But damn, her mother’s in it too. Do stupid genes run in the family? Yes, I think they do.

Mawi The Mistake

Knowing how busy Mawi was, Sharifah Rohani and Wan Nurul Ain were content with watching him from far.

“I don’t feel the same way about the past winners of AF1 and AF2. I didn’t even buy their CDs. With Mawi, however, I bought CDs for the house and for each room and car. I think he sounds like Jamal Abdillah,” said Sharifah Rohani, a Telekom Malaysia property operations executive in Pekan, Pahang.

She added that Mawi looked the same in real life.

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Mawi sounds like Jamal Abdillah? She must be fooking joking! Mawi sounds like a donkey with a sore throat. And yes, a healthy donkey definitely sounds way better than him.

“My advice to Mawi is to be yourself and turn a deaf ear to gossips about Diana. It has often been repeated. As fans, we only read once (about it). When the news is repeated, we are not bothered. It only adds pressure on him.”

She also said Mawi had a lot to learn. “He has to polish his PR skills. He has to watch the way he walks.

“Maybe his legs were not wrapped properly when he was a baby.”

While she did not expect Mawi to change completely, she urged him to try to improve himself.

“What we want is for him to maintain and not change his heart and intention,” she said.

She was confident that Akademi Fantasia 4 stars would not affect Mawi’s popularity.

Is it just me or is it weird that she’s making comments about his legs and the way he walks? Maybe she was dropped on the head when she was a baby.

I really can’t stand all this shit about his “heart and intention”. He’s supposed to be an entertainer for fook’s sake. Not a bleedin’ preacher. Not your bleedin’ son. Sheesh, another outright display of stupidity by delusional Malaysians.

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Mawi and Akademi Fantasia, Proof of Mass Delusion 2

Mawi Denies Having The Hots For Diana Rafar

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Datuk K Not Divorced Yet!

April 28th 2006

Datuk K still very much a married man

Businessman Datuk Khalid Muhammad Jiwa, said to be romantically linked to a famous pop star, has yet to be officially divorced.

The 46-year-old man’s estranged wife, Tengku Zawyah Tengku Izham, 43, has taken legal action in the Gombak Syariah lower court near here for reconciliation proceedings.

Tengku Zawyah’s counsel Mohd Fuad Jaapar informed Syariah court judge Muhammad Fauzi Ismail that Khalid was objecting to the application for reconciliation.

That famous pop star is of course non other than our very own Siti Nurhaliza. Objecting to the application for reconciliation eh, who is surprised?

“The notice for objection was served on us yesterday. It claimed that Khalid had already filed divorce and reconciliation proceedings at the Kuala Lumpur Syariah lower court.

“But we say that the objection was baseless because there was no document to show that reconciliation proceedings had been filed there,” he said.

Can’t blame the man for getting a little too excited about objecting to reconciliation proceedings. Then again, the least he could do was to check out the exact location of where it was filed. Maybe because Siti Nurhaliza has been bugging incessantly to get divorced?

The judge fixed May 24 to hear arguments by both sides because Khalid’s counsel, Muhammad Burok, was absent.

The estranged couple did not attend yesterday’s session.

Getting quite ugly, don’t you think? I can’t wait to see some datin vs celebrity catfight. Seems quite the trend nowadays.

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Amber Chia Featured on Playboy

April 8th 2006

“Why all the fuss? It was just a fashion shoot.”

This was model Amber Chia’s reaction when asked to comment on her photo spread which appeared in the first issue of Indonesia’s Playboy magazine.

She was featured in the magazine’s ‘Celebrity’ column, over a four-page photo spread.

The Ipoh-born catwalk queen appeared bemused by the attention she received over her appearance in the magazine.

Amber Chia on Playboy

Way to go, Amber Chia. Now here’s a smart, beautiful and sporting girl, unlike Jessica Alba who kicked up a fuss over her pictures appearing on Playboy.

She said the photo shoot merely served to illustrate that one does not need to show an excessive amount of skin to be sexy.

“I think it all boils down to attitude and how you project yourself,” she said.

During her week-long stay in Jakarta recently, Chia did photo shoots for four other magazines.

That’s the spirit, Amber!

Playboy Indonesia hit the streets of Jakarta yesterday, featuring pictures of scantily-clad women baring midriffs, thighs and cleavage.

British men’s magazines FHM and Maxim, already on sale in the city, feature similarly clad models.

Despite not having nudity, Playboy’s publication in the mainly Muslim republic has drawn an outcry from religious groups, which have called for the magazine to be banned.

What classic display of ignorance and hypocrisy. Yes, Playboy was one of the 1st American magazines to feature generous amount of nudity but nowadays it’s not much different from other men’s magazines.

Malaysia ought to be proud of Amber Chia.

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Are Siti Nurhaliza and Datuk Khalid Mohamad Jiwa an Item?

March 10th 2006

Siti Nurhaliza has finally confessed to a relationship. The man in question is rumoured to be a certain Datuk K. Old news certainly but it looks to me like there is more than just love involved.

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Datuk K - The man?

And Datuk Khalid Mohamad Jiwa, the mystery Datuk “K” said to be her heart-throb, has finally surfaced to say that he and Siti Nurhaliza are close friends.

People are again hyping over fookin’ nothing. Close friends my arse. Obviously he’s the man. If he weren’t, all it takes is a, “No. I’m not him. Stop speculating”. So much running around the bushes.

“Siti Nurhaliza is well-mannered and carries herself well,” said the businessman. And when asked whether there were romantic links, he refused any more comment.

This is fookin’ child’s play. Denial is the strongest confession.

Since making the big announcement that she is seeing someone, the 27-year-old singer is said to have been presented with a house worth more than RM1 million in the suburbs and an elegant Mercedes Benz CLS350 said to cost RM888,888.

That’s smart move. Yes, make known the relationship before people start gossipping about her. Who likes to be called a kept woman?

However, a check with the Road Transport Department revealed that the car is registered under a certain Siti Zainab Hanafi, believed to be a close relative of Khalid’s.

Emerging evidence I see.

In a reply via the short messaging service (SMS), Siti Nurhaliza said: “I’ve given my full co-operation with regards to this issue and hope that my previous statements are sufficient for now.

“God willing, I hope to update everybody at an appropriate time. Please be patient.”

Of course, the appropriate time will be when the car’s successfully registered under Siti Nurhaliza’s name.

siti tranny

Hopefully by marrying a rich old man would stop Siti Nurhaliza from using tranny inspired clothes and makeup

By the way, have you noticed that their age gap is fookin’ 20 years? He could be his father. Yuck!

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Siti Nurhaliza Won Best Dressed Award, Not Kidding

March 7th 2006

Saving the best for last, the Best Dressed Award for the morning was announced after the live telecast was over. The award went to songbird Siti Nurhaliza.

Siti was dressed in a dazzling mermaid- cut dress by designer Radzuan Radziwill.

She won a trip for two to the 49th Grammy Awards in Los Angeles next year, Giorgio Armani products worth RM3,000 and a Nikon camera worth RM1,468.

The girl who tried to pass off carpet as poncho won the Best Dressed Award?

Best dressed!?

Which part of this dress looks mermaid-esque to you?

You must be fookin’ with me. When I see that thing Siti Nurhaliza is wearing, I’m instantly reminded of Princess Fiona.

Princess Fiona

See the uncanny resemblance?

Princess Fiona is fat, ugly and famous too.

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