Celebrity Vivids

Michael Jackson, who has teetered on the brink of financial ruin for years, has signed an agreement with a Wall Street hedge fund to refinance hundreds of millions of dollars in loans that will save his troubled entertainment empire and his California Neverland estate – though the deal could also portend more money woes in the future.

What future? He’s probably going to die of plastic overdose and his kids are going to be poor and crazy orphans.

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The refinancing, according to the insider, would pay off a $272.5 million loan to Fortress, a hedge fund that deals with distressed companies. The balance between the old loan and the new one would give Jackson “spending money,” according to the source.

Spending money for the latest face. He wouldn’t allow himself to lose out to his half-sib La Toya, if you know what I mean.

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Jackson, 47, signed the deal in Bahrain, where he has been residing with his children as guests of the royal family. He was assisted in the deal by Ahmed al Khan, an attorney for Sheik Abdullah, the son of the ruler of Bahrain.

Fishy right? Maybe Bahrain doesn’t have other things on TV besides Wacko Jacko’s old concerts.

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Picture from PEOPLE. Exes unite.

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Picture from Splash News. Nicole Mitchell/Murphy Looks Like a black barbie.

Remember the adage “the enemy of my enemy is my friend”? Melanie Brown seems to be putting it into practice.

Scary Spice was spotted Thursday meeting up with Nicole Murphy – Eddie Murphy’s ex-wife and the mother of five of his children – at Beverly Hills eatery the Ivy, where the pair laughed over bottled water and lunch.

Joining the two women were daughters Angel Iris, Brown’s 4-month-old, and 5-year-old Bella Zahra, Murphy’s youngest child with Nicole.

“They seemed really friendly toward one another,” says an onlooker of the pair, who wore curve-hugging dresses and posed for cameras outside. “They had a pretty private meal in the back corner, away from all of us.”

The lunch date came one day after Brown and her lawyer Gloria Allred held a press conference claiming that Brown’s former boyfriend Murphy “has not paid one penny of child support.” A DNA test in June established that the actor is the father, but “paternity has not been legally acknowledged,” according to Allred.

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Picture from Splash News. Really, how much plastic surgery did she do?

Say in about 5 years, will we see Tracey Edmunds joining the jilted duo? I wouldn’t be surprised. I bet it’ll happen only AFTER she’s been knocked up a couple of times too. Oh and may I point out that Nicole Mitchell/Murphy looks absolutely ghastly. Looks like she’s botoxed her face, had a couple of face lifts, definitely a boob job and absolutely no carbs.

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Datuk Siti Nurhaliza is going to the 49th Annual Grammy Awards this Sunday.

The pop icon will be the first Malaysian to be given the honour of walking up the red carpet meant for invited celebrities at the Staples Centre in Los Angeles.

Siti will be the first Malaysian to walk up the red carpet meant for invited celebrities. Siti made it thanks to the two tickets she won as Best Dressed celebrity at Star World’s “Breakfast With the Stars” in conjunction with the 78th Annual Academy Awards last March.

Star World wrote and received permission from the Grammy organisers for Siti to walk on the red carpet along with other invited celebrities.

“Siti is very popular in this region and she deserves this honour,” said Nini Yusof, assistant vice-president of Star TV in Singapore.

LOL. So Siti Nurhaliza won two tickets to the Grammy Awards. Big fookin’ deal!

Aside from being first Malaysian to walk up the Grammy’s red carpet, she is also the first Malaysian to have big ass flop of a concert at Royal Albert Hall.

I can safely say that the result of Star World’s “Breakfast With the Stars” was fixed. Siti Nurhaliza wore this hideous thing for God’s sake! How can she win “Best Dressed”!? Somebody else is more deserving of the award, obviously.

Best dressed!? No way!!!

Siti Nurhaliza is only a proof of mass delusion. She can’t sing, she can’t dance, she has the body of a whale and she got married to an old croak. Yucks!

“I told her that she would walk on the red carpet last Sunday and she was so thrilled.”

Siti, who will be accompanied by her husband Datuk Khalid Mohd Jiwa, said: “I am so elated. Being able to attend the Grammys is good enough for me, what more walking on the red carpet.”

Siti will be wearing a black and white kebaya that Malaysian designer Bernard Chandran will tailor for her from Chanel material she bought in London.

“It’s another dream come true for me to be there with all the big names,” she said.

Nini said if Siti’s dress stood out, “she might attract the international paparazzi. We hope that happens. We are giving her the platform as she is a big icon in this part of the world.”

Black and white kebaya? LOL. Yeah for sure she will stand the bleedin’ out! For being the worst dressed, what were you thinking?

Even plastic surgery won’t help Siti Nurhaliza.

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Dead or Alive singer Pete Burns is suing a plastic surgeon over lip injections that he claims left him “physically repulsive” and “suicidal”.

The 47-year-old says side-effects included swelling, blisters and an inability to eat, drink or speak.

Doctors have warned his lips may need to be amputated, the performer said.

The pop star’s lawyers have issued High Court proceedings against Dr Maurizio Viel, alleging negligence. The BBC was unable to reach Dr Viel for comment.

According to papers lodged at the High Court, Burns began seeing the doctor at his London clinic in November 2000.

I have no pity for Pete Burns. He invited it upon himself, for being so vain. If Dr. Maurizio Viel were found to be negligent towards Pete Burns, then Pete Burns also should be sued for being negligent towards his own health.

Even fools know that much of a surgery would cause side effect at one point or another. Why hadn’t he sought second opinion etc when the doctor wanted to inject so much collagen into his lips.

Pete Burns before his plastic days.[PICTURE SOURCE]

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The writ alleges that he was given an “excessive number” of injections and was not warned about the possible side-effects.

“What happened to me after a series of injections was far worse than any nightmare I could have envisioned,” said Mr Burns.

“Not only was it agonisingly painful but it was physically repulsive.”

The singer said he did not leave his house for seven months because his face was “distorted with swelling” following the injections.

He eventually travelled to Italy for corrective treatment, which lasted for 17 months.

“As a result of the damage caused by the treatment, Pete has been unable to fully pursue his career in music and in the media,” said his solicitor, Auriana Griffiths.

Pete Burn’s “repulsive” lips.[PICTURE SOURCE]

Is Pete Burn repulsive?

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Siti Nurhaliza is a whale, and from now on there’s no more doubt about it. Many have disputed my statement, and today I can finally prove it, that she’s indeed the size of a whale…..

G FOR GARGANTUAN ARSE

This is Siti Nurhaliza on her way to Grammy’s. I hope her black and white kebaya won’t burst.

Siti Nurhaliza rupa macam ikan paus! Hahahahahhaha

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This is her old identity card.

As you can see, it’s pretty obvious that her nose bridge was flat (if it were high, there would be a shadow created by the photostated effect). Siti Nurhaliza also had monobrow. The lower part of her nose was noticeably fat and she had flared nostrils.

In the beginning of her career, she still retained her fat lower nose and flat nosebridge. However, the monobrow has obviously been taken care of.

Later on in her career, the lower part of her nose was noticeably slimmer. There was even a hint of slight bridge.

Today, the lower part of her nose is sharper than samurai sword. She has very prominent nose bridge too. You can see that the position of her nostrils are slightly different from before too.

So, has she or hasn’t she?

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Fergie digs fashion faux pas

Fergie of Black Eyed Pea seriously needs a new stylist. Is it me or does it seem that the shower curtain has nicer print than her dress?

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