November 20th 2008
Here are pictures of Prince William taking a leak after a hectic polo match.
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The Royal Family must be so proud! It’s big and uncircumcised! Lucky bitch that Kate Middleton.
p/s: Who can’t wait for some royal penis pictures of Prince Harry?? Hmm.
June 22nd 2007
Picture from PEOPLE. Prince William gets a big fat birthday present.
The prince now has access to the interest – an estimated $500,000 to $600,000 a year – generated by the $13 million left to him by his mother, Princess Diana, who died in 1997.
He’ll come into the full capital sum when he turns 30. His brother Harry, 22, will gain access to his inheritance – a similar amount – on the same schedule, according to their mother’s will.
Reps for the prince would not say what he plans to do with the money, the Associated Press reports.
He and Harry each earn about $44,000 a year as second lieutenants in the British army, and their necessities – including housing, staff and polo playing – are paid for by their father, Prince Charles.
List of things that Prince William ought to do with his new wealth:
1. Get a new wig
2. Get a new stylist
3. Shave 2mm off his buck teeth
4. Throw 50quid in pennies at bootlicker, Kate Middleton’s face
April 22nd 2007
Earl Charles Spencer
The brother of the late princess Diana revealed Saturday that he read his eulogy to her coffin before he delivered the emotional speech at her 1997 funeral, watched the world over.
Earl Charles Spencer’s address in September 1997 was outspoken and provoked an unprecedented wave of applause through Westminster Abbey in London.
He said Diana did not need the “Her Royal Highness” title, taken away after her 1996 divorce from Prince Charles, and vowed that her “blood family” would protect her children, Princes William and Harry — taken as an attack on the royals.
But Spencer wrote in The Guardian newspaper that he wrestled with what to say and repeatedly practiced delivering the eulogy.
I watched him reading the eulogy live on CNN and it was truly emotional. It even evoked a tear or two from a cold, heartless bitch like myself.
He said he initially struggled to write anything more than the first two sentences.
The earl then read letters from sympathisers, which had two main themes: disbelief and “revulsion at the gutter press,” and concerns that William and Harry would be “led away to an unhappy upbringing by the cold, dry, hand of the establishment.”
He decided to make his eulogy a “celebration of an extraordinary life, lived to the full, which had been cut off cruelly, and prematurely.
“I went to my study, powered up my computer, and wrote. Within two hours I had completed every word, a stream of writing that came more from my heart than my head.”
“I had practised the speech to myself repeatedly over the days preceding the funeral, trying to familiarise myself with the passages that might lead me to break down, a very real possibility.
“I read it to Diana’s coffin, in the chapel at Saint James’s Palace, and at the conclusion heard a whisper that sounded like satisfaction in that sad, sad, place.”
He said delivering the speech was “a terrible ordeal. I was emotionally in tatters.”
The earl revealed how he felt “weak” as he walked to the lectern, and “never heard” the applause as he finished.
But this shit is too morbid to digest. Repeatedly practising the eulogy I can grasp, but reading it to a coffin? What, did he expect Princess Diana to sit up, smile and nod in approval?
At the funeral, Earl Charles Spencer at most left, flanked by Prince William, Prince Harry and Prince Charles
“The last paragraphs, speaking to my nephews across their mother’s coffin, were extraordinarily difficult: I had to haul each word out of the pit of my stomach, through a tightening, hoarse, dry throat. I only just made it to the end.”
Diana, her boyfriend Dodi Fayed and his chauffeur Henri Paul were killed in a car crash in Paris on August 31, 1997.
Spencer said his only consolation was that at her funeral, “every word I said was true.”
Haven’t you heard? If a person reiterates that something is true, the probability is, it’s not true. Though in those circumstance, I would agree that although his eulogy speaks truthfully, it’s an entirely different matter when it comes to Earl Charles Spencer’s intentions.
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March 28th 2007
Prince William grabbing someone’s breast?
STUNNING student Ana Ferreira told last night of the moment she was groped by Prince William.
The 18-year-old recalled: “I was a little bit drunk myself but felt something brush my breast.
“I thought it couldn’t be the future king — but now I’ve seen the picture it’s no wonder he has a smile on his face! He has big manly hands and certainly knows what to do with them.”
Ana, studying INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS, went to Elements nightclub in Bournemouth, Dorset, to party to Latin tunes.
Wills, 24, was downing pints of Stella and shots of sambuca with Household Cavalry pals on his first night off since starting a tank commander course at Bovington, Dorset.
Ana said: “Word went round that William was in a section playing cheesy ’80s music so we went to look. He was dancing, looking a bit wooden — I don’t think he would be any good at the samba! But there were a lot of girls hanging around him and he was posing for pictures.”
Strapping 6ft 3in Wills towered over 5ft 4in Ana. She said: “He had me on one arm and my friend Cecilia on the other.
“I didn’t really know what to do so made a silly gesture with my hand, giving a big peace sign. Now as you can see William clearly knew what HE was doing with his hand!”
My question is, breast…what breast???
Prince William probably thought it was her waist he was holding. It’s only unfortunate that the flat piece of bones and skin turn out to be someone’s supposed breast.
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February 17th 2007
Prince Harry will be serving as a soldier in Iraq by the end of the month, a British newspaper reported Saturday, though government officials called the story speculative.
The Daily Mirror newspaper — citing an unnamed senior military official — reported that Defense Secretary Des Browne is expected to announce Feb. 26 that the prince, who is third in line to the throne, will be deployed along with his regiment near Basra in southern Iraq.
A royal family spokesman declined to comment and the Defense Ministry called the report speculative, saying upcoming Iraq deployments had yet to be finalized.
The 22-year-old prince, known as Troop Commander Wales by his regiment — the Blues and Royals — has trained to command 11 soldiers and four Scimitar tanks.
Thanks to Tony Blair and his man boobs, we are at risk of losing a handsome young prince. I’m sure Princess Diana is turning in her grave now.
The Defense Ministry has previously confirmed Harry could go to Iraq if his unit was deployed there, but said he might be kept out of situations where his presence would jeopardize his comrades.
Harry’s brother Prince William, training as a troop leader within the Blues and Royals, cannot be deployed to war zones because he is second in line to the British crown.
Britain has 7,000 troops based in southern Iraq and plans to reduce numbers through the course of 2007, government officials have said.
Harry, who graduated last year from Royal Military Academy Sandhurst, said in a 2005 interview that he was keen to fight for his country.
“There’s no way I’m going to put myself through Sandhurst and then sit on my arse back home while my boys are out fighting for their country,” he said.
In joining the military, Harry followed a royal tradition: Charles was a pilot with the Royal Air Force and Royal Navy and Harry’s grandfather, Prince Philip, had a distinguished career in the Royal Navy.
Harry’s uncle, Prince Andrew, was a Royal Navy pilot and served in the Falklands war against Argentina.
Good luck to Prince Harry, I hope he comes home in one piece.
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