January 6th 2007
Britney Spears posted a new message on her website that wasn’t written by her.
She has done this over and over again. Apologising and shit but yet her behaviour in public is deteriorating by the second. Please scrub up for real, Britney!
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January 3rd 2007
In recent months, Britney Spears lost her baby weight, moved to a new house, got to work on her new album, and of course, filed for divorce from Kevin Federline – so what does she want to do in 2007?
Asked if she had any New Year’s resolutions by TV’s Extra at her New Year’s Eve party in Las Vegas, Spears, 25, replied: “Stop biting my nails. Just to take care of me more.”
Yeah, and after proclaiming that she’d like to take care of herself a little more, she decided to collapsed in the middle of a crowded dancefloor.
Britney Spears Shortly Before Collapsing on Pure’s Ground
If there were anyone who have absolutely no luck with keeping to new year resolutions, it would be Britney Spears.
Those words proved prescient: Later that night, she fell asleep at the club – a result of exhaustion, not alcohol, her manager said.
Even before Dec. 31, Spears had self-improvement on her mind: Earlier that month, she posted a message on her Web site defending her post-split partying – which resulted in several revealing photos – but admitted, “I probably did take my new found freedom a bit too far.”
She signed off: “Anyway, thank God for Victoria Secrets’ new underwear line! I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me.”
I agree with her manager that it’s not due to alcohol. More like drugs. Exhaustion my arse, it is such an over-used term in Hollywood. Just call a spade a spade. Coming from Britney Spears, can anyone be surprised anymore. Skank will be skank.
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January 2nd 2007
It’s barely 2007 and Britney Spears has already passed out in a club. She’s such a wonderful role model for young mothers all over the world. Check out what a witness at Pure has go to say about Britney Spears:
Britney Spears Before The Party Began
‘It was crazy. Britney had been on the roof watching fireworks bring in the New Year. She seemed to be having a really good time, laughing with her friends. But then less than half an hour later, the security doors for VIPs at the back of the club flew open. Britney’s body-guards were trying to stop any photographers from taking pictures and shining flashlights in their eyes. But we saw Britney being carried out by about five bodyguards with one of their jackets over her head. It appeared that she couldn’t walk on her own and had to be physically carried out of the nightclub.’
Britney Spears Looking Rather Sick
On the other hand, AP has reported that Britney Spears has merely fallen asleep. The best thing about the report is that it begins with the actual phrase of “Britney Spears finally appears to be acting like a new mom“.
Britney Spears finally appears to be acting like a new mom. The pop princess, who recently made headlines for a rash of less-than-motherly hard partying, fell asleep in a Las Vegas nightclub early Monday shortly after leading the New Year’s Eve countdown, her manager said.
“By about one o’clock, she was just done, so we took her out,” Spears’ manager, Larry Rudolph, told The Associated Press Monday. “She was not drunk. She was just tired and falling asleep.”
Rudolph denied reports circulating on gossip Web sites that Spears, 25, collapsed shortly after midnight and was carried out by bodyguards. The star was hired to host the festivities at Ceasars Palace’s PURE nightclub.
Rudolph said Spears walked out of the club and did not seek medical attention.
What can I say, it’s a bleedin’ good spinning job. As far as I’m concerned nobody could ever fall asleep in a fookin’ packed club unless under the influence of something, something stronger than 7-UP.
July 27th 2006
Even though expectant mom Britney Spears poses nude on the cover of August’s Harper’s Bazaar, she tells the magazine that, when pregnant, “you don’t feel the most beautiful all the time.”
Spears, 24, is already mom to son Sean Preston, 10 months, and is expecting her second child with husband Kevin Federline in October. In an excerpt obtained by USA Today, she admits to Bazaar that, while pregnancy is “empowering,” she felt unprepared and “paranoid” the first time.
But with “this one, I was like, I’ve just got to wing it,” she continues. “It was weird for me at first because of who I am. Wherever you go, they expect you to look a certain way. I’m not supposed to be this big huge pregnant superstar.”
Britney Spears and Spederspawn
On the issue of beauty, I think all Britney needs to do is fire her current stylist and hire a new one!
I don’t understand the part that pregnancy is empowering to her. Especially when the child she’s carrying belongs to Kevin Federline. That’s a potent concoction of white trashness brewing in her belly; classic imprisonment material.
She describes Sean Preston as a “rocker kid” and the inspiration for the line of baby clothes she’s designing. “Hopefully, next year we’ll have a fashion show, maybe at Disney World,” says Spears, who got her start as a Mouseketeer.
After child no. 2 is born, Spears is looking forward to getting back in shape and back to work. “After this baby,” she says, “I’m going to get really intense with it.”
She “can’t wait” to perform again, “but I really have to take my time and do it right and be safe,” she says. “Actually, not that safe. When you perform, you have to be dangerous.”
Seriously, I think any mother who has the capacity to dress their kids in Spederspawn inspired clothes has highly suspicious mentality. So Britney, I think you should just give the fook up.
She also plans to head back to the recording studio, where she hopes to collaborate with Federline, 28. “I’m so proud of Kevin,” she says. “He’s been working so hard on his own album since I got pregnant with Preston. I’m so lucky. He’s a doll; he’s adorable.”
Sticking your hand down your asscrack is the new black
Collaboration with Federline would only mean one thing for Britney: One way ticket to eternal career damnation.
Don’t do it, Britney!
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June 30th 2006
Britney Spears bares it all on Harpers Bazaar
I can’t believe I’m saying this but she looks hot here with Speder Spawn 1
With the help of photoshop, Britney Spears doesn’t look anything like a white trash
The former teen idol whose hit songs include Oops, I Did It Again, Spears has frequently complained that she is hounded by paparazzi and earlier this month appealed to them to leave her alone. She also recently came under criticism for driving with her baby on her lap while fleeing a photographer.
In an interview with NBC Todayshow host Matt Lauer, she tearfully admitted to being an emotional wreck,and defended husband Kevin Federline from sniping in tabloids.
Since the tragic interview on Dateline, Britney seems determined to fix her tainted image. I like the fact that she is making an effort for a comeback, but honestly she ought to stop using her pregnancy and kid so much.
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June 29th 2006
The singer, 24, denies reports that her relationship with husband Kevin Federline, 28, is on the rocks. “He helps me. He has to,” she says in the interview, which took place at her Los Angeles home. “I’m (an) emotional wreck right now.”
She adds that her marriage is “awesome” and says tabloid reports that Federline has been sleeping in the basement are untrue. Asked whether people are hoping her marriage will fail, she says, “If they are, that’s sad. I think everybody should be ‘pro love.’ “
Well said, Britney. Everyone should be “pro love” but it doesn’t mean I can’t be anti-Federline.
Britney, visibly pregnant with Federline’s spawn and NBC’s Matt Lauer
As for her emotional state, Spears blames the paparazzi, who, she says, have taken photographs of her on her private property. “They’ve crossed the line a little bit,” she says. “They like to have the person they pick on. I feel like I’m a target.”
She also defends her parenting skills, which came under scrutiny when she was photographed driving with 9-month-old son Sean Preston unsecured on her lap. “I did it with my dad,” says Spears, who grew up in Louisiana. “I’d sit on his lap and I drive. We’re country.”
Oh thanks for the information, Britney. Now am I surprised that Papa Spears’ a bad parent?
Asked whether she was upset by the ensuing headlines, she says, “I know I’m a good mom.”
Last month Spears announced that she is expecting her second child with Federline.
The last time I checked, a good mom doesn’t drive with her kid on her lap or allow her kid to get a fractured skull or (almost) drop her kid in public. Britney Spears’ perspective sure is different from the average folks.
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