Britney Spears Blasted New Song To Paparazzi

January 8th 2008

Britney Spears really knows how to play the paparazzi to her advantage. She was hounded by a flock of them while driving, as usual. Like a pro, she totally ignored them. Then she presses the play button and blasted her new demo to the willing photographers.

She is such a bleedin’ shameless whore. Hates the paps but still want to use them so blatantly.

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Kevin Federline Requests For Emergency Hearing As Britney Spears Becomes Mad

February 22nd 2007

Britney Spears was reported to have left a Malibu rehabilitation center on Wednesday just 24 hours after checking herself in following weeks of troubling behavior culminating in shaving her own head.

Celebrity Web sites TMZ.com, theinsideronline.com and People.com said the singer, 25, left what should have been a monthlong program at the Promises residential center on Wednesday morning.

Later in the day, TMZ.com also reported that Spears’ estranged husband, Kevin Federline, has asked a judge for an emergency hearing on Thursday to discuss the couple’s dispute over custody of their two sons, 1-year-old Sean Preston and 5-month-old Jayden James.

A court official told the site that Federline and his attorney were scheduled to appear before a judge, but details were not provided. Spears and Federline have joint custody, and Federline is seeking sole custody and spousal support. Representatives for the pair were not immediately available for comment.

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Smart fella FedEx, asking for an emergency hearing. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I think Federline will be given full custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Spears’ departure from Promises marked the second time in less than a week that she had reportedly sought help at residential rehab center and then left a day later.

“It was against their advice,” one unidentified source told People magazine. “If she comes back for treatment, Promises will have to assess the situation. Sometimes people come back but it doesn’t look good.”

Spears, whose life appears to have spiraled out of control since filing for divorce in November shortly after giving birth to her second child, entered the facility voluntarily on Tuesday.

Her manager, Larry Rudolph, issued a statement asking for privacy. Neither Rudolph nor Spears’ record label returned calls asking for comment on Wednesday.

The pop princess who shot to fame at the age of 16 was pictured on Tuesday with her newly shaved head, smoking a cigarette and wearing a pink T-shirt on the balcony of the luxury center, whose celebrity clientele has included Robert Downey Jr., Ben Affleck and Matthew Perry.

Multiple theories have been offered as to why she shaved her head. They range form reports that her hair extensions had lice, that she told the hairdresser she no longer wanted to be touched and that Federline wanted to take DNA samples from her hair to test it for drugs or alcohol.

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Hrm, I really am not surprised by the hair lice allegations, cause Britney Spears always look so greasy and dirty. It could well have been one of the reasons she shaved off her head. Might be cause she’s too lazy to wash her hair too. Anyway, girl’s crazy and she needs to stick in a rehab.

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Britney Spears Shaved Her Head Bald !!!!!! With Pictures

February 17th 2007

Britney Spears is mad. She has reached a new height with her mental instability. I fear for the safety of her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

7 pm: Britney went to a hair salon on Ventura Blvd in the San Fernando Valley. Apparently she had called someone from the salon, which was closed, to come back and open the doors just for her. Our photographers say she was crying in the car for ten minutes before she went inside you can even see wet tear stains on her sweatshirt. She then went inside and did the deed herself, picking up the shears and shaving her head.



7:30 – Britney leaves the salon and heads to Body & Soul Tattoo where she gets some new ink on her right forearm and then does something in the back room perhaps another piercing or a tattoo on the middle part of her body.
9:00 – Britney returns home.

First, she collapsed in a club. Then, she forgot to wear her undies. After that, she puked all over her then boyfriend, Isaac Cohen.

Most recently, she started to borrow clothes from strippers. So, what’s next? Will Britney Spears kill herself? What has happened to Britney Spears? She’s turned into a freak.

Is she receiving support, why can’t she be strong for her kids? She was such a bright star once upon a time. Just too sad to see her this way..
Check out x17.com for more pictures of Britney Spears Gone Mad.

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Britney Spears Borrows Clothes From Strippers

February 14th 2007

When Britney Spears regrets her choice of outfit, she knows how to improvise.

The singer, 25, who has been making the social rounds in New York City this month, arrived with a group of girlfriends at the downtown hot spot ONE on Sunday night wearing a micro-mini red dress.

“But she was complaining that she didn’t like it and wanted to change,” a source tells PEOPLE.

Lucky for her, Sunday nights at ONE feature go-go dancers clad in fishnets and bikinis. “So she called the dancers over to talk to them, she said, because she really liked those fishnet stockings,” the source says.

The flattered dancers brought Spears downstairs to their dressing room to try on some of their outfits.

Britney Spears Can’t Even Make An Attractive Stripper

Once left alone, Britney Spears really shows her true colours. Fishnet stockings? Is it Halloween already or she’s learning to be a stripper just in case her album flops…

A few minutes later, “Britney came upstairs in a dancer bikini and a white busboy jacket. And that’s what she walked out wearing.”

Although Spears sipped champagne at the club, her evening was relatively mellow, says the source. “She just hung out with these two dancers all night and kind of befriended them. She was trying on all their outfits and left in a bikini and fishnets. That’s it.”

I wonder whether she paid for those clothes she nicked from the strippers. The thing is, if she’s paying anyone to assist in her dressing, that someone must be severely underpaid.

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Breaking News: Britney Spears Vomits On Isaac Cohen’s Thighs !

January 14th 2007

Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen in a luxury car.

They look like any normal celebrity couple, or half a celebrity couple (Isaac who?).

And then Isaac Cohen’s hand emerged. It was covered in an unidentified substance.

On closer inspection, the unidentified substance appears to be vomit. Britney Spear’s vomit.

Isaac Cohen looks terrified and disgusted, while Britney Spears nonchalantly sucks on her lollipop.

He frantically trying to wipe off the disgusting vomit.

Even his phone was not spared from Britney Spear’s vomit. They should make this into a movie and call it, Attack of the Britney Spears Puke.

Isaac Cohen looks like he’s in a daze, probably wondering what the fuck has just happened to him. Is this the price of dating Britney Spears, as a vomit bowl?

Whew! Lot’s of non-believers on this one, so here’s a little more explanation” They’d been driving through the hills, twisting and turning, pulled over quickly, and by the time our photogs got our of their car and got to her car, Isaac had already removed his white shirt and used it to cover the bulk of the vomit in the center of the car (you can still see some of it on the gear shift).

And here’s the best proof yet that our story’s true ” Britney’s bodyguard is denying the story, saying it’s peanut butter on Isaac’s hand! Why didn’t he lick it off?! And why did they have runny, liquidy peanut butter in the car (which you can’t see anywhere in the pictures)?

Peanut butter!? Hahahahahhahahha.

In fact, this is not the first time she puked in a somewhat public area. Britney Spears vomited in a club a couple of weeks ago.

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Shar Jackson Thinks Kevin Federline Has Great Parenting Skill

January 12th 2007

Shar Jackson

Kevin Federline will get through his divorce with Britney Spears and come out of it stronger, his ex, Shar Jackson, tells PEOPLE.

“He’s a trooper,” says Jackson, who has two children, Kori, 4, and Kaleb, 2, with Federline. “He knows that everything in life is, ya know, an experience and you learn from it and then you get past it. I’m not worried about him.”

Jackson said that despite his bad boy image, Federline is a big softie when it comes to his children. “He’s an amazing dad,” she said Thursday while shopping for goodies at the Boom Boom Room’s Baby and Big Kid Style Villa, a pre-Golden Globes swag party. “He’s a great dad and if you said his name right now, Kori would go crazy. That’s the love of her life.”

So Kevin Federline is the love of Kori’s life, apparently. But is Kori the love of Kevin Federline’s life? I don’t think so. Kevin Federline is only in love with money and fame. Unfortunately, he has no money and yes he’s famous, for the wrong things.

Asked about their daughter’s special bond with her father, Jackson answered: “He was there for her every minute of her life until, you know, we weren’t together anymore. He did everything for her so I guess that’s why.”

As for Jackson’s relationship with Federline, she says: “It’s not really hard (to be good parents) because we were friends even before we were romantic and we were friends through being romantic and there was no reason to change that.”

She says both of them keep their children as their top priority. “Everything he does, as far as his career, and everything like that, he does it for his kids,” says Jackson. “When he’s doing that, I’m super mom. Hopefully we’ll get to alternate but we always know the kids are first.”

As for her own career, Jackson is finishing work on an album, which could hit the stores by the summer. “It took a while to get to this point, but now I’m extremely happy about it”. She also has a cameo role in Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming movie, I Know Who Killed Me.

Shar Jackson is totally milking it. I mean, c’mon…unless she talks about Kevin Federline, who would sit down and listen to her? Which is totally weird in its way because someone is actually leeching off Fed-Ex’s “fame”, that is absolutely inconceivable and just plain funny.

Anyway, good luck to her.

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Britney Spears Is Getting It On With Model, Isaac Cohen

January 11th 2007

On first glance it almost looked like Britney Spears and her estranged husband Kevin Federline were reuniting.

On Saturday, Spears was spotted zipping around off Marina del Rey on a private powerboat with a guy whose buff body, carefully groomed stubble, low-slung, underwear-flashing jeans, and kerchief were straight out of Federline’s style book. But the singer’s new companion is actually model-actor Isaac Cohen, 25.

During their day on the water, a bikinied Spears appeared relaxed and content to enjoy the California sun and share an occasional warm hug with Cohen. The next night she and her new guy turned up at the W Hotel’s Whiskey Blue bar in Westwood, Calif.

Britney Spears doesn’t learn, does she? After a disastrous union with a D-grade celebrity like Kevin Federline, whom she later dumped (thank God), she’s hooking up with yet another D-grade celebrity. Who the hell is Isaac Cohen? He doesn’t even turn up on Google for God’s sake.

Is Britney going to get sperminated and spurt out more white trash kids? I think that future is imminent.

Isaac Cohen Even Dresses Up Like Fed-Ex

Cohen “is not a player,” his agent at L.A. Models, Brandi Lane, said. “He’s got a great heart and a good family, and he was raised well. He’s a gentleman.”

He’s clearly a fresh face on Britney’s hectic social scene, where BFFs come and go (au revoir, Paris); just last month Spears was spotted kissing music producer J.R. Rotem.

Zooming into 2007 in much the same way she closed out 2006, Spears, 25, has been moving full speed ahead: partying in L.A. and jetting to Sanctuary Camelback Mountain Resort and Spa in Paradise Valley, Ariz., where she stayed in a $4,000 per night rental house.

As for Cohen, Lane says that his relationship with Spears began “recently? within the past month.” The L.A.-area native “is not out to get a name for himself,” says Lane. “He’s not just a pretty boy.”

Oh yes? So he’s in love with Britney Spears? Hell I won’t believe any shit like that. Nobody in this world has the capacity to love her. She’s too unsophisticated and skanky, but hell she does have loads of money. It’s all about the money, and the disproportionate fame.

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