Celebrity Vivids

Datuk Siti Nurhaliza is going to the 49th Annual Grammy Awards this Sunday.

The pop icon will be the first Malaysian to be given the honour of walking up the red carpet meant for invited celebrities at the Staples Centre in Los Angeles.

Siti will be the first Malaysian to walk up the red carpet meant for invited celebrities. Siti made it thanks to the two tickets she won as Best Dressed celebrity at Star World’s “Breakfast With the Stars” in conjunction with the 78th Annual Academy Awards last March.

Star World wrote and received permission from the Grammy organisers for Siti to walk on the red carpet along with other invited celebrities.

“Siti is very popular in this region and she deserves this honour,” said Nini Yusof, assistant vice-president of Star TV in Singapore.

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LOL. So Siti Nurhaliza won two tickets to the Grammy Awards. Big fookin’ deal!

Aside from being first Malaysian to walk up the Grammy’s red carpet, she is also the first Malaysian to have big ass flop of a concert at Royal Albert Hall.

I can safely say that the result of Star World’s “Breakfast With the Stars” was fixed. Siti Nurhaliza wore this hideous thing for God’s sake! How can she win “Best Dressed”!? Somebody else is more deserving of the award, obviously.

Best dressed!? No way!!!

Siti Nurhaliza is only a proof of mass delusion. She can’t sing, she can’t dance, she has the body of a whale and she got married to an old croak. Yucks!

“I told her that she would walk on the red carpet last Sunday and she was so thrilled.”

Siti, who will be accompanied by her husband Datuk Khalid Mohd Jiwa, said: “I am so elated. Being able to attend the Grammys is good enough for me, what more walking on the red carpet.”

Siti will be wearing a black and white kebaya that Malaysian designer Bernard Chandran will tailor for her from Chanel material she bought in London.

“It’s another dream come true for me to be there with all the big names,” she said.

Nini said if Siti’s dress stood out, “she might attract the international paparazzi. We hope that happens. We are giving her the platform as she is a big icon in this part of the world.”

Black and white kebaya? LOL. Yeah for sure she will stand the bleedin’ out! For being the worst dressed, what were you thinking?

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Even plastic surgery won’t help Siti Nurhaliza.

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Siti Nurhaliza is a whale, and from now on there’s no more doubt about it. Many have disputed my statement, and today I can finally prove it, that she’s indeed the size of a whale…..

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This is Siti Nurhaliza on her way to Grammy’s. I hope her black and white kebaya won’t burst.

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Siti Nurhaliza rupa macam ikan paus! Hahahahahhaha

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Saving the best for last, the Best Dressed Award for the morning was announced after the live telecast was over. The award went to songbird Siti Nurhaliza.

Siti was dressed in a dazzling mermaid- cut dress by designer Radzuan Radziwill.

She won a trip for two to the 49th Grammy Awards in Los Angeles next year, Giorgio Armani products worth RM3,000 and a Nikon camera worth RM1,468.

The girl who tried to pass off carpet as poncho won the Best Dressed Award?

Which part of this dress looks mermaid-esque to you?

You must be fookin’ with me. When I see that thing Siti Nurhaliza is wearing, I’m instantly reminded of Princess Fiona.

See the uncanny resemblance?

Princess Fiona is fat, ugly and famous too.

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Best Supporting Actress
Rachel Weisz, The Constant Gardener

Rachel Weisz has always reminded me of Kate Winslet. She looks like her and she can act. So yes, she deserves this.

Best Supporting Actor
George Clooney, Syriana

I’m not really sure. He’s good, but is he Oscar worthy? It’s been a trend for actors who deliberately changed their physiques to win the Oscars. Cases in point, Nicole Kidman (prosthetic nose), Charlize Theron (got fat), Hilary Swank (got bleedin’ toned) and Adrien Brody (got anorexic).

Visual Effects
King Kong

Oh yes, if a computer generated monster ape could move your emotions, I’d say it’s got it.

Animated Feature
Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

The whole movie is made up of fookin’ clay. And it’s funny shit. So moving clay and humour = Oscar? Yes.

Short Film (Live Action)
Six Shooter

Whatever. I’m not bothered.

Short Film (Animated)
The Moon and the Son: An Imagined Conversation

Whatever. I’m not bothered with this either.

Costume Design
Memoirs of a Geisha

Idiotic choice, I’d say. Memoirs of Geisha is a semi-biographical period movie. I’d expect the costumes to be replications of fashion then. Didn’t think there were much creative juices churned during the costume design.

Makeup
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Fantastic choice for Oscar. The kids actually looked like they belonged in that era. Tilda Swinton was scary.

Documentary Feature
March of the Penguins

Never watched the show. Wouldn’t know. Wish it were about Dubya instead of penguins.

Documentary Short

A Note of Triumph: The Golden Age of Norman Corwin

Corwin who? Should have been about Dubya.

Art Direction
Memoirs of a Geisha

Well maybe. Doesn’t even come close to Moulin Rouge, though.

Music (Score)
Brokeback Mountain

Aight, I’ll check it out on my dvd player tonight. Will get back to you.

Sound Mixing
King Kong

Another spot-on. Not surprising since it’s predecessor revolutionised sound mixing anyway.

Music (Song)
“It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp” – Hustle & Flow

It’s hard out here for my ears.

Sound Editing
King Kong

What is the relevance of this award, or sound mixing in this case?

Foreign Language Film
Tsotsi

Out of bounds, I’m not foreign.

Film Editing
Crash

Oh yes. Never have I watched such an incredibly chopped up movie that makes so much sense. There certainly isn’t any “blaking” for this movie.

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After her dramatic weight loss last year, the actress famously said she ‘wanted her boobs back’.

And judging by our stunning snaps, the sultry brunette now looks chest great – flashing an ample pair of boobs for her tiny frame.

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With all those money, you’d think she could afford fabric tape. Publicity whore!

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