Rod Stewart and Penny Lancaster Make it Official

June 16th 2007

Picture from Yahoo! News. Penny Lancaster and Rod Stewart finally tie the knot.

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    British rock star Rod Stewart married Penny Lancaster on Saturday in a low-key ceremony on Italy’s Ligurian coast.

    Stewart, 62, and Lancaster, 36, have been together since the break-up of Stewart’s second marriage in 1998 and tied the knot in a civil ceremony in a villa with only Lancaster’s parents as witnesses.

    “It was just a family thing,” one of Stewart’s bodyguards told Reuters.

    Model Lancaster was dressed in a short, white satin dress and white high-heeled shoes. She arrived at the ceremony some 20 minutes before the groom, who donned blue pin-striped trousers and a white jacket.

    After the wedding the couple walked from the villa to a nearby restaurant to see their 19-month-old son, Alastair.

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I’m glad that they’re finally making it official. Poor Penny Lancaster, been waiting for so fookin’ long. At least she can be called Mrs. Stewart now. I don’t think Rod Stewart’s a terribly good catch, but I love is blind, isn’t it?

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Britney Spears, Paris Hilton And Lindsay Lohan Land On Mr. Blackwell’s Worst Dressed List

January 10th 2007

*UPDATE* Christina Aguilera has commited the ultimate sin. Finally! A pussy slip from Ms. Aguilera herself.

Britney Spears Holding Sean Preston, Flanked By Ruby Stewart (Rod Stewart’s spawn) And Paris Hilton

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton tied for No. 1 on Mr. Blackwell’s 47th annual Worst Dressed Women List, the retired designer revealed Tuesday.

Calling them two peas in an over-exposed pod and style-free and fashion deprived, Blackwell dubbed Spears and Hilton the Screamgirls.

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I’m not surprised by Britney Spears’ placing on Mr. Blackwell’s list but am a little shocked at Paris Hilton’s. I agree, she was a really bad dresser in the beginning of her celebunte career but I think she has improved considerably. Britney Spears on the other hand is deteriorating by the second.

Blackwell didn’t limit his nitpicking to young stars such as 20-year-old Lindsay Lohan (No. 3), who went, he claims from adorable to deplorable also targeted, in No. 10 spot, was 57-year-old Meryl Streep, even though she played a fashionista in The Devil Wears Prada.

Escaping Blackwell’s barbs are his Fabulous Fashion Independents for 2006, including Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie and Helen Mirren.

Lindsay Lohan might as well wear a fookin’ rag, which she has.

Lindsay Lohan In A Rag [Picture Source]

That girl has absolutely no class. You know what these three skanks have in common though?

Vagina slips! Seem like the trend for the current Hollywood It Girl is to expose their genitals to the public. Nice!

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Click to view original picture of Paris Pussy Cat

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Click to view original picture of Lindsay’s Pussy Cat (authenticity of picture inconclusive)

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