Celebrity Vivids

On first glance it almost looked like Britney Spears and her estranged husband Kevin Federline were reuniting.

On Saturday, Spears was spotted zipping around off Marina del Rey on a private powerboat with a guy whose buff body, carefully groomed stubble, low-slung, underwear-flashing jeans, and kerchief were straight out of Federline’s style book. But the singer’s new companion is actually model-actor Isaac Cohen, 25.

During their day on the water, a bikinied Spears appeared relaxed and content to enjoy the California sun and share an occasional warm hug with Cohen. The next night she and her new guy turned up at the W Hotel’s Whiskey Blue bar in Westwood, Calif.

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Britney Spears doesn’t learn, does she? After a disastrous union with a D-grade celebrity like Kevin Federline, whom she later dumped (thank God), she’s hooking up with yet another D-grade celebrity. Who the hell is Isaac Cohen? He doesn’t even turn up on Google for God’s sake.

Is Britney going to get sperminated and spurt out more white trash kids? I think that future is imminent.

Isaac Cohen Even Dresses Up Like Fed-Ex

Cohen “is not a player,” his agent at L.A. Models, Brandi Lane, said. “He’s got a great heart and a good family, and he was raised well. He’s a gentleman.”

He’s clearly a fresh face on Britney’s hectic social scene, where BFFs come and go (au revoir, Paris); just last month Spears was spotted kissing music producer J.R. Rotem.

Zooming into 2007 in much the same way she closed out 2006, Spears, 25, has been moving full speed ahead: partying in L.A. and jetting to Sanctuary Camelback Mountain Resort and Spa in Paradise Valley, Ariz., where she stayed in a $4,000 per night rental house.

As for Cohen, Lane says that his relationship with Spears began “recently? within the past month.” The L.A.-area native “is not out to get a name for himself,” says Lane. “He’s not just a pretty boy.”

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Oh yes? So he’s in love with Britney Spears? Hell I won’t believe any shit like that. Nobody in this world has the capacity to love her. She’s too unsophisticated and skanky, but hell she does have loads of money. It’s all about the money, and the disproportionate fame.

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Britney Spears posted a new message on her website that wasn’t written by her.

She has done this over and over again. Apologising and shit but yet her behaviour in public is deteriorating by the second. Please scrub up for real, Britney!

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In recent months, Britney Spears lost her baby weight, moved to a new house, got to work on her new album, and of course, filed for divorce from Kevin Federline – so what does she want to do in 2007?

Asked if she had any New Year’s resolutions by TV’s Extra at her New Year’s Eve party in Las Vegas, Spears, 25, replied: “Stop biting my nails. Just to take care of me more.”

Yeah, and after proclaiming that she’d like to take care of herself a little more, she decided to collapsed in the middle of a crowded dancefloor.

Britney Spears Shortly Before Collapsing on Pure’s Ground

If there were anyone who have absolutely no luck with keeping to new year resolutions, it would be Britney Spears.

Those words proved prescient: Later that night, she fell asleep at the club – a result of exhaustion, not alcohol, her manager said.

Even before Dec. 31, Spears had self-improvement on her mind: Earlier that month, she posted a message on her Web site defending her post-split partying – which resulted in several revealing photos – but admitted, “I probably did take my new found freedom a bit too far.”

She signed off: “Anyway, thank God for Victoria Secrets’ new underwear line! I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me.”

I agree with her manager that it’s not due to alcohol. More like drugs. Exhaustion my arse, it is such an over-used term in Hollywood. Just call a spade a spade. Coming from Britney Spears, can anyone be surprised anymore. Skank will be skank.

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It’s barely 2007 and Britney Spears has already passed out in a club. She’s such a wonderful role model for young mothers all over the world. Check out what a witness at Pure has go to say about Britney Spears:

Britney Spears Before The Party Began

‘It was crazy. Britney had been on the roof watching fireworks bring in the New Year. She seemed to be having a really good time, laughing with her friends. But then less than half an hour later, the security doors for VIPs at the back of the club flew open. Britney’s body-guards were trying to stop any photographers from taking pictures and shining flashlights in their eyes. But we saw Britney being carried out by about five bodyguards with one of their jackets over her head. It appeared that she couldn’t walk on her own and had to be physically carried out of the nightclub.’

Britney Spears Looking Rather Sick

On the other hand, AP has reported that Britney Spears has merely fallen asleep. The best thing about the report is that it begins with the actual phrase of “Britney Spears finally appears to be acting like a new mom“.

Britney Spears finally appears to be acting like a new mom. The pop princess, who recently made headlines for a rash of less-than-motherly hard partying, fell asleep in a Las Vegas nightclub early Monday shortly after leading the New Year’s Eve countdown, her manager said.

“By about one o’clock, she was just done, so we took her out,” Spears’ manager, Larry Rudolph, told The Associated Press Monday. “She was not drunk. She was just tired and falling asleep.”

Rudolph denied reports circulating on gossip Web sites that Spears, 25, collapsed shortly after midnight and was carried out by bodyguards. The star was hired to host the festivities at Ceasars Palace’s PURE nightclub.

Rudolph said Spears walked out of the club and did not seek medical attention.

What can I say, it’s a bleedin’ good spinning job. As far as I’m concerned nobody could ever fall asleep in a fookin’ packed club unless under the influence of something, something stronger than 7-UP.

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*UPDATE* Britney Spears threw up again but this time it’s in a car and she purged all over poor Isaac Cohen!

Britney Spears went a bit overboard last week. On December 20, she tested her drinking limits (and the DJ’s patience) at Hollywood lounge Les Deux. An inebriated Spears “kept requesting her own songs,a club source says.

Resident DJ Stone Rokk finally played one, but followed it with ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake’s “Cry Me a River.Soon the partying caught up with the 25-year-old pop princess.

“She went to the bathroom and threw up all over,an eyewitness says. But, adds the source, “she didn’t need to be carried out.

I think Britney Spears needs to get help. Everyday the public is bombarded with news of her partying and embarrassing antics. What has happened to her two kids, Sean Preston and Jayden James?

Britney Spears Is Now A Vomitting Skank

Has she even seen the poor kids lately?

Meanwhile, Spears’ soon-to-be ex, Kevin Federline, 28, has been keeping a low profile.

On December 21, he stopped at Target in L.A.’s Woodland Hills area. “He was trying to be cool, dressed in a puffy white jacket and cargo pants,says a witness. “He looked like he was waiting to be noticed.

And he got his wish. Says the source, “Someone said loudly, ˜My, how the mighty have fallen “ shopping at Target these days?’

Spears’ rep couldn’t be reached for comment.

Kevin Federline may be lame, but at least he’s sober most of the time. I seriously do think that he’d make a better father than Britney Spears. Money ain’t everything!

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The largest site dedicated to Britney Spears is shutting down! World Of Britney has issued a PR statement on its website:

Is That It For Britney Spears?

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

December 27th, 2006. Los Angeles, CA.

As Britney keeps losing her identity and credibility within fans and industry people, so is WoB. We’re moving on to greater, bigger things. I would therefore like to announce the permanent shut down of World of Britney.com beginning January 31st, 2007. As WoB closes, Carolina and I will be launching a brand new state of the art Celebrity Blog that will try to compete with Perez Hilton, Pink is the New Blog, Popsugar and all of those.

The new site will be 100% Web 2.0 compliant featuring widgets, live search, communities, the ability to send in cool videos through your cell phone and so on. It’s something I’ve been silently working on for the past 3 months, and with 7 years of experience as a successful webmaster, I think 2007 will be a huge year for this new site (which I won’t mention the name of yet but, you’ll be like ‘Ohhhhhh’…)

No worries though, Britney will still be covered and our relationship with her people, Larry etc….will remain intact. I’m also going to use the new blog to educate people about the entertainment industry, get people into making short films, have competitions, etc….

The point is to combine what everyone else is doing at the moment with all their celebrity blogs into one place.

I think that WoB has had its run…….its feet are not holding firm anymore, not because of my ability to run it, but because I believe Britney is unfortunately done (for me at least). No matter what anyone thinks or how they may disagree, it’s very hard to maintain the respect needed to keep things going, so in turn, I’m trying to be a step ahead of it, and yes, for those of you laughing and remembering what happened in March of 2002, this time, it will be for good WoB will continue to provide its daily updates to fans up until it’s time to say goodbye. We look forward to continuing to report news on Britney, it just won’t be exclusive about her anymore. Thanks for your attention and a BIG THANK YOU to all of you who have been visiting the site since the beginning and supported WoB through it all ! It’s been a total blast.

All my best,

Ruben Garay
Webmaster & Founder
World of Britney.com

Has this got to do with all the recent fiascoes involving Britney Spears?? While the webmaster of World Of Britney has maintained that it has nothing to do with Britney’s liberal vagina, I can’t help but feel that her genital has a role in the demise of the website.

Perhaps the shutdown of this website is also a sign of what is to come of Britney Spears’ pop career. Done. Finished. No more.

Good luck to Ruben Garay in his his future endeavours.

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*UPDATE* Christina Aguilera has commited the ultimate sin. Finally! A pussy slip from Ms. Aguilera herself.

Britney Spears exposed her vagina after girls’ night out with white trash Paris Hilton.

From the back. Click to view uncensored version.

Ooops. Click to view uncensored version

See Britney Spears exposed breasts here.

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