January 4th 2008
Kelly Brooks shows off those fabulous breasts while on vacation with patchy haired Billy Zane in St. Barts.
She seems really happy here although she has just quit Strictly Come Dancing not too long ago due to her father’s death. Well, if a happier Kelly Brooks means more boobs for us, why the hell not?
All pictures from Egotastic.
February 15th 2007
THIS is the pretty air hostess alleged to have romped in an aircraft toilet with Harry Potter star Ralph Fiennes.
Lisa Robertson, 38, has been suspended without pay by Aussie airline Qantas over the incident at 33,000ft.
The first picture of her appeared as it emerged she worked as a daring undercover cop before joining Qantas in 2004.
She would often pose as a drug addict to snare dealers in Sydney.
Lisa’s dad Graham insisted she was a good kid who did nothing wrong. And he described Qantas staff who reported her as probably ugly as a hatful of a***holes and jealous.
Lisa denies joining the Mile High Club with Fiennes, 44, who played Voldemort in Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire and also starred in hit movies Schindler’s List and The English Patient.
Lisa Robertson, the pretty air hostess, not.
I think The Sun’s journalist is having a bout of eye flu. The pretty air hostess? Are you kidding me, chick’s got a massive chin and the worst hair style ever. Bangs and pigtails, please!
She has told bosses she chatted to the actor during the flight from Darwin, Australia, to Mumbai, India. She claimed he then followed her to the toilet and became amorous.
Lisa said: I explained that this was inappropriate and asked him to leave.
Fiennes, who split with long-term partner Francesca Annis last year, has refused to comment. He pulled out of this week’s Bafta awards ceremony.
Personally, I think Ralph Fiennes is rather sexy. Man’s a sex maniac, yummy! He shouldn’t pull out of Bafta, really. I’d love to imagine how he looks like underneath the tux.
Ralph Fiennes loves mile high club.
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February 15th 2007
THIS is the pretty air hostess alleged to have romped in an aircraft toilet with Harry Potter star Ralph Fiennes.
Lisa Robertson, 38, has been suspended without pay by Aussie airline Qantas over the incident at 33,000ft.
The first picture of her appeared as it emerged she worked as a daring undercover cop before joining Qantas in 2004.
She would often pose as a drug addict to snare dealers in Sydney.
Lisa’s dad Graham insisted she was “a good kid” who did nothing wrong. And he described Qantas staff who reported her as “probably ugly as a hatful of a***holes and jealous”.
Lisa denies joining the Mile High Club with Fiennes, 44, who played Voldemort in Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire and also starred in hit movies Schindler’s List and The English Patient.
Lisa Robertson, the pretty air hostess…not.
I think The Sun’s journalist is having a bout of eye flu. The “pretty air hostess”? Are you kidding me…chick’s got a massive chin and the worst hair style ever. Bangs and pigtails, please!
She has told bosses she chatted to the actor during the flight from Darwin, Australia, to Mumbai, India. She claimed he then followed her to the toilet and “became amorous”.
Lisa said: “I explained that this was inappropriate and asked him to leave.”
Fiennes, who split with long-term partner Francesca Annis last year, has refused to comment. He pulled out of this week’s Bafta awards ceremony.
Personally, I think Ralph Fiennes is rather sexy. Man’s a sex maniac, yummy! He shouldn’t pull out of Bafta, really. I’d love to imagine how he looks like underneath the tux.
Ralph Fiennes loves mile high club.
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January 17th 2007
MOVE over Pamela Anderson — Sun Page 3 babe Keeley Hazell is about to don THAT famous red swimsuit.
Keeley Hazell seems to have put behind her the bitter experience of having her personal sex video shown around the world. Pretty damn fast too.
I suppose she should stop whinging about having lost her dignity if she wanted to send out good vibe for them producers of the movie.
Impressive … movie bosses loved Keeley’s curves.
“The first I knew about the Baywatch film was when someone said my name was mentioned on a Hollywood database as a potential candidate to take part.
“Next I was invited to meet the producers. Everything seemed positive and they have asked to meet me again later this month.â€
As you might expect, movie bosses were suitably impressed with Keeley’s 32E curves.
They told her they hadn’t seen a similar look emerge from the UK for a long time.
Keeley adds: “They said some really flattering things, which was nice, but I won’t let it go to my head.
“It would be a great opportunity to try some acting and I’ll see where it takes me.
“But my first priority is still my modelling work in The Sun. My fans have been so very loyal to me and I won’t forget that.â€
We shall see. Sometimes I’m not even sure whether Keira Knightly is British or American anymore. They all say the same thing, they’re going to stay loyal, through to their roots, bla bla bla. But 15 years later, suddenly they apply for injunction on their old topless pictures…shit like that.
The young beauty says Pamela Anderson, now 39, has been a particular inspiration, adding: “I’ve always loved her and followed her career quite closely.
“I like her look and admire the way she has worked hard to get where she is.â€
Keeley is following in the blonde bombshell’s footsteps in another way too.
She has recently featured in the US edition of Playboy as Babe Of The Month.
The article launched Keeley to American readers, declaring: “To the British, she is just like Pamela Anderson, only more so.â€
Keeley said last night: “I like the shoot because I think it’s provocative without being too over-the-top.
“And it’s good the piece coincided with my trip to Los Angeles.â€
I should be pleased for Keeley Hazell but somehow, I’m just skeptical about her carving her career in America with Baywatch. The series have been a flop for sometime and I don’t think turning it into a movie would save it. If she’s serious about acting, I think she ought to wait a little while more for better, more stylish opportunities. She is a very beautiful girl, and she’d be a hot commodity in Hollywood. I think she shouldn’t jump the gun and ruin her C.V.
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January 17th 2007
MOVE over Pamela Anderson — Sun Page 3 babe Keeley Hazell is about to don THAT famous red swimsuit.
Your favourite pin-up is in talks to play a life-saving beauty in Baywatch: The Movie.
Keeley, 20, has been scouted by Hollywood film producers planning to bring the world’s most watched telly programme to the big screen.
And as our sensational pictures show, she is more than fit for the part.
Exercising her endlessly long legs along the famous Venice Beach surf in Los Angeles, Keeley convinced movie moguls she is a contender for the sexiest slow-motion shots on earth.
The babe jetted to America’s West Coast for talks with producers. She says: “Sometimes I have to pinch myself to take on board the things that happen to me.
“Before I won The Sun’s Page 3 Idol competition in 2004 I was just a girl from Kent working in a hairdressing salon. Now here I am in Hollywood.
Keeley Hazell seems to have put behind her the bitter experience of having her personal sex video shown around the world. Pretty damn fast too.
I suppose she should stop whinging about having lost her dignity if she wanted to send out good vibe for them producers of the movie.
Impressive … movie bosses loved Keeley’s curves.
“The first I knew about the Baywatch film was when someone said my name was mentioned on a Hollywood database as a potential candidate to take part.
“Next I was invited to meet the producers. Everything seemed positive and they have asked to meet me again later this month.”
As you might expect, movie bosses were suitably impressed with Keeley’s 32E curves.
They told her they hadn’t seen a similar look emerge from the UK for a long time.
Keeley adds: “They said some really flattering things, which was nice, but I won’t let it go to my head.
“It would be a great opportunity to try some acting and I’ll see where it takes me.
“But my first priority is still my modelling work in The Sun. My fans have been so very loyal to me and I won’t forget that.”
We shall see. Sometimes I’m not even sure whether Keira Knightly is British or American anymore. They all say the same thing, they’re going to stay loyal, through to their roots, bla bla bla. But 15 years later, suddenly they apply for injunction on their old topless pictures…shit like that.
The young beauty says Pamela Anderson, now 39, has been a particular inspiration, adding: “I’ve always loved her and followed her career quite closely.
“I like her look and admire the way she has worked hard to get where she is.”
Keeley is following in the blonde bombshell’s footsteps in another way too.
She has recently featured in the US edition of Playboy as Babe Of The Month.
The article launched Keeley to American readers, declaring: “To the British, she is just like Pamela Anderson, only more so.”
Keeley said last night: “I like the shoot because I think it’s provocative without being too over-the-top.
“And it’s good the piece coincided with my trip to Los Angeles.”
I should be pleased for Keeley Hazell but somehow, I’m just skeptical about her carving her career in America with Baywatch. The series have been a flop for sometime and I don’t think turning it into a movie would save it. If she’s serious about acting, I think she ought to wait a little while more for better, more stylish opportunities. She is a very beautiful girl, and she’d be a hot commodity in Hollywood. I think she shouldn’t jump the gun and ruin her C.V.
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January 16th 2007
Everyone’s favourite Page 3 girl is in rage at her ex-lover, whom she believes released the video of their private sex session to public.
TEARFUL Page 3 sensation Keeley Hazell last night blasted an ex-boyfriend for “betrayal†after a private sex video of her became public.
The 20-year-old model said of jobless Lloyd Miller: “We had been in an on-off relationship for a year and at the time, I really loved this guy and trusted him.
“Never in my wildest dreams did I think he would betray me in this way. Now I don’t know who I can trust.â€
Keeley was reduced to a sobbing wreck after learning that stills of the video were in a downmarket newspaper — and the ten-minute film was on the internet.
The model, of Bromley, Kent, said: “I was in bed on Sunday morning when Page 3 girl Nicola T rang.
“She informed me stills from a personal video I had made with an ex-boyfriend were in a downmarket newspaper.
“I got straight up and went out and bought it. I just burst into tears when I saw the images staring back at me.â€
Keeley spent yesterday in talks with her lawyers trying to get the steamy film removed from the internet.
Keeley Hazell’s story on a downmarket paper, none other than trashy Sunday Sport
That’s the kind of shit you’d get if you’re a successful woman dating a loser. Trust a jobless man not to release a full blown sex video of yourself? Love? Keeley Hazell does speak like a 20 year old, young and fookin’ dumb.
She obtained an injunction on grounds of privacy preventing any further publication or promotion of the video.
Keeley believes it can only have been Miller, 20, and also from Bromley, who released the film.
The model, who shot to fame as winner of The Sun’s Page 3 Idol in 2004, said: “I never had any intention of it being seen. I haven’t even seen it myself and have no intention of doing so.
“We had taken a video camera on holiday with us to Tenerife last summer. We were both feeling relaxed after a couple of drinks and it just happened. I have turned down offers to do Playboy covers because there were certain things I simply didn’t want others to see. Now I feel I have no dignity left.
“In future I know I will have to be more careful who I fall in love with.â€
I think her sweeping statement about having no dignity left is very insulting to models who have posed in Playboy. I wonder how did she come to that conclusion, having exposed your tits rank higher than exposing tits and genitals? When you’re being salivated over and wanked at by men everywhere, is there any difference?
Keeley Hazell should get off from her moral high horse and get real. Exploit it even.
December 20th 2006
Celebvids reported that Miss USA Tara Conner was stripped of her title few days ago. Things have taken a turn for Worse.
It’s official: Donald Trump has not fired Miss USA Tara Conner.
“I’ve always been a believer in second chances. Tara is good person. Tara has tried hard. Tara is going to be given a second chance,” Trump announced at a press conference in New York on Tuesday.
He also announced that Conner planned to enter rehab.
Biatch gets to keep crown!
What the fook is happening with this world? Now we have Miss USA who goes to rehab in her reign!??? Second chance my arse, Tara is a junkie and no representative of the States should be an addict.
“In no way when I walked into the meeting with him did I think it would be possible to be given a second chance,” Conner said of her discussion with Trump. “You know what (Trump) could have said – ‘You’re fired’ – that’s what everyone expected, including me.”
Instead, Trump said that, indeed, he had expected to dismiss Conner, “but after speaking to her I saw not only a beautiful woman, but a beautiful heart. She really, really tried.”
Commenting on her problems, Trump said only, “She left a small town in Kentucky and got caught up in the whirlwind we know is New York.”
Got caught up in the whirlwind? That only goes to show what an unfit Miss USA she is. This is totally unfair to the other contestants, especially Miss Tamiko Nash. By retaining Tara Conner, Mr. Donald Trump has shown that the pageant’s adjudication is grossly flawed!
Had Conner’s crown been removed, her replacement would have been Miss California Tamiko Nash, 27, who was named runner-up to Conner at the April 21, 2006, Miss USA Pageant.
Trump discussed Conner’s behavior with PEOPLE on Monday night, saying, “It is a painful subject, and I am not at all happy about the situation. If it was at all possible, I wanted to protect Tara at what I know is a tough time for her.”
For all I know Tara Conner has probably made the moves on Trump. Young, supple, fair boobies you see. Can Trump resist?
Melania Trump, are you getting the boot instead?
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