Celebrity Vivids

Datuk Siti Nurhaliza is going to the 49th Annual Grammy Awards this Sunday.

The pop icon will be the first Malaysian to be given the honour of walking up the red carpet meant for invited celebrities at the Staples Centre in Los Angeles.

Siti will be the first Malaysian to walk up the red carpet meant for invited celebrities. Siti made it thanks to the two tickets she won as Best Dressed celebrity at Star World’s “Breakfast With the Stars” in conjunction with the 78th Annual Academy Awards last March.

Star World wrote and received permission from the Grammy organisers for Siti to walk on the red carpet along with other invited celebrities.

“Siti is very popular in this region and she deserves this honour,” said Nini Yusof, assistant vice-president of Star TV in Singapore.

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LOL. So Siti Nurhaliza won two tickets to the Grammy Awards. Big fookin’ deal!

Aside from being first Malaysian to walk up the Grammy’s red carpet, she is also the first Malaysian to have big ass flop of a concert at Royal Albert Hall.

I can safely say that the result of Star World’s “Breakfast With the Stars” was fixed. Siti Nurhaliza wore this hideous thing for God’s sake! How can she win “Best Dressed”!? Somebody else is more deserving of the award, obviously.

Best dressed!? No way!!!

Siti Nurhaliza is only a proof of mass delusion. She can’t sing, she can’t dance, she has the body of a whale and she got married to an old croak. Yucks!

“I told her that she would walk on the red carpet last Sunday and she was so thrilled.”

Siti, who will be accompanied by her husband Datuk Khalid Mohd Jiwa, said: “I am so elated. Being able to attend the Grammys is good enough for me, what more walking on the red carpet.”

Siti will be wearing a black and white kebaya that Malaysian designer Bernard Chandran will tailor for her from Chanel material she bought in London.

“It’s another dream come true for me to be there with all the big names,” she said.

Nini said if Siti’s dress stood out, “she might attract the international paparazzi. We hope that happens. We are giving her the platform as she is a big icon in this part of the world.”

Black and white kebaya? LOL. Yeah for sure she will stand the bleedin’ out! For being the worst dressed, what were you thinking?

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Even plastic surgery won’t help Siti Nurhaliza.

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Siti Nurhaliza is a whale, and from now on there’s no more doubt about it. Many have disputed my statement, and today I can finally prove it, that she’s indeed the size of a whale…..

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This is Siti Nurhaliza on her way to Grammy’s. I hope her black and white kebaya won’t burst.

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Siti Nurhaliza rupa macam ikan paus! Hahahahahhaha

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This is her old identity card.

As you can see, it’s pretty obvious that her nose bridge was flat (if it were high, there would be a shadow created by the photostated effect). Siti Nurhaliza also had monobrow. The lower part of her nose was noticeably fat and she had flared nostrils.

In the beginning of her career, she still retained her fat lower nose and flat nosebridge. However, the monobrow has obviously been taken care of.

Later on in her career, the lower part of her nose was noticeably slimmer. There was even a hint of slight bridge.

Today, the lower part of her nose is sharper than samurai sword. She has very prominent nose bridge too. You can see that the position of her nostrils are slightly different from before too.

So, has she or hasn’t she?

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Look! The adulterers tying the knot in full grandeur. Siti Nurhaliza and Datuk K may be wearing white, but the union is definitely nothing pure.

Little maggots told me that the reason why Siti Nurhaliza got married to this old perve is because she owes him tonnes of money for her failed Royal Albert Hall concert. Apparently she’s a victim and she’s being blackmailed. Personally, a Datin title and lifetime of spending money? I don’t think there was a gun pointed to her head so you Siti sympathisers please shut the fook up already.

Lets see how long this one lasts.

Cis, meluat!

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Pop star Siti Nurhaliza will wed businessman Datuk Khalid Mohamed Jiwa on Aug 21.

The engagement and akad nikah ceremony will be held at Masjid Wilayah Persekutuan, while wedding receptions are scheduled for Aug 28 at the Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre (KLCC) and Sep 3 in Kuala Lipis, Pahang.

Siti’s parents’ 38th wedding anniversary also falls on Aug 21, Siti revealed at the press conference to announce the wedding.

Ah ha! At last….I knew Siti Nurhaliza is a homewrecker! Now that she’s gotten her wish, expect the coming news to be successful dissolation of Datuk Khalid’s previous marriage.

Adulterous couple finally summoned enough guts to take picture together

The couple have commissioned Datuk Raja Shah Rezza from Nusantara Gems as wedding planner, with the reception at the KLCC to feature a “garden wedding” concept.

Fashion designers Radzuan Radziwill, Michael Ong, Khoon Hooi, Natrah Hisham and Anana Avanti have been engaged to design the wedding costumes, which will feature traditional songket and tekat.

Makeup artistes Nurul Shukur and Mia have also been engaged for the events.

I am convinced that the wedding’s going to cost RM 5 million too….

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borne by Malaysian taxpayers???

A WHOPPING RM5mil! That would be the cost to hold the impending wedding reception of pop darling Siti Nurhaliza Tarudin and businessman Datuk Khalid Jiwa at the KL Convention Centre later this month, claimed Kosmo!

Quoting sources that touted it as the ‘Wedding of the Year,’ the tabloid said it would be held on July 29, a much earlier date than previously speculated.

The glitzy guest list, the paper said, included members of royalty and leaders from Malaysia and Indonesia.

Befitting the grand occasion, where red has been chosen by the prospective bride and groom as the theme colour of the event, the couple will ride in a horse-drawn carriage and a dazzling display of fireworks is planned.

Datuk K

I’m only curious who’s forking out the money for the wedding. Siti Nurhaliza is out of the question, Datuk Khalid Jiwa on the other hand….where did he get so much money from?

Something’s fishy! Hello taxpayers, can you hear me?

Siti Nurhaliza is expected to wear a shimmering bridal gown worth hundreds of thousands of ringgit.

The paper said the KLCC management, the police and City Hall would provide tight security at the venue, where Asean foreign ministers would also have their meeting earlier.

Two large halls at the convention centre have been booked for the wedding.

You mean an ugly shimmery dress like this? Oh no

Do overpriced weddings by politicians get audited for transparency? Shall we find out?

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So rumours have it.

Sources told The Malay Mail that preparations are under way for the nuptials of pop diva Siti Nurhaliza, 27, and businessman Datuk Khalid Mohamad Jiwa, 47.

The favourite date is believed to be 08/08/06 after 06/06/06 came and went sans wedding.

It is learnt that a reception will be held at Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre.

But it is the Malay Mail after all, tabloid trash. Can we believe anything they say?

Siti could not be reached yesterday and Khalid dismissed the latest news.

“I can’t comment on speculation,” Khalid said. “You have to get it from the horse’s mouth. So, please don’t write, please hold on to the story as it’s too early.”

Shah Rezza laughed off the rumours, saying that people might have misunderstood his business dealings with Khalid.

So is it on or not? That’s the big question. Or is the Malay Mail just speculating as usual.

While the romance between Siti and Khalid, named Kedah’s Entrepreneur of the Year 2006, has been the talk of the town for more than a year now, details have been kept under wraps.

“I will make the announcement when the time comes,” Siti was quoted as saying after finally admitting being acquainted with Khalid.

Let’s wait and see.

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