Celebrity Vivids

Datuk Siti Nurhaliza is going to the 49th Annual Grammy Awards this Sunday.

The pop icon will be the first Malaysian to be given the honour of walking up the red carpet meant for invited celebrities at the Staples Centre in Los Angeles.

Siti will be the first Malaysian to walk up the red carpet meant for invited celebrities. Siti made it thanks to the two tickets she won as Best Dressed celebrity at Star World’s “Breakfast With the Stars” in conjunction with the 78th Annual Academy Awards last March.

Star World wrote and received permission from the Grammy organisers for Siti to walk on the red carpet along with other invited celebrities.

“Siti is very popular in this region and she deserves this honour,” said Nini Yusof, assistant vice-president of Star TV in Singapore.

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LOL. So Siti Nurhaliza won two tickets to the Grammy Awards. Big fookin’ deal!

Aside from being first Malaysian to walk up the Grammy’s red carpet, she is also the first Malaysian to have big ass flop of a concert at Royal Albert Hall.

I can safely say that the result of Star World’s “Breakfast With the Stars” was fixed. Siti Nurhaliza wore this hideous thing for God’s sake! How can she win “Best Dressed”!? Somebody else is more deserving of the award, obviously.

Best dressed!? No way!!!

Siti Nurhaliza is only a proof of mass delusion. She can’t sing, she can’t dance, she has the body of a whale and she got married to an old croak. Yucks!

“I told her that she would walk on the red carpet last Sunday and she was so thrilled.”

Siti, who will be accompanied by her husband Datuk Khalid Mohd Jiwa, said: “I am so elated. Being able to attend the Grammys is good enough for me, what more walking on the red carpet.”

Siti will be wearing a black and white kebaya that Malaysian designer Bernard Chandran will tailor for her from Chanel material she bought in London.

“It’s another dream come true for me to be there with all the big names,” she said.

Nini said if Siti’s dress stood out, “she might attract the international paparazzi. We hope that happens. We are giving her the platform as she is a big icon in this part of the world.”

Black and white kebaya? LOL. Yeah for sure she will stand the bleedin’ out! For being the worst dressed, what were you thinking?

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Even plastic surgery won’t help Siti Nurhaliza.

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Siti Nurhaliza is a whale, and from now on there’s no more doubt about it. Many have disputed my statement, and today I can finally prove it, that she’s indeed the size of a whale…..

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This is Siti Nurhaliza on her way to Grammy’s. I hope her black and white kebaya won’t burst.

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Siti Nurhaliza rupa macam ikan paus! Hahahahahhaha

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Even though expectant mom Britney Spears poses nude on the cover of August’s Harper’s Bazaar, she tells the magazine that, when pregnant, “you don’t feel the most beautiful all the time.”

Spears, 24, is already mom to son Sean Preston, 10 months, and is expecting her second child with husband Kevin Federline in October. In an excerpt obtained by USA Today, she admits to Bazaar that, while pregnancy is “empowering,” she felt unprepared and “paranoid” the first time.

But with “this one, I was like, I’ve just got to wing it,” she continues. “It was weird for me at first because of who I am. Wherever you go, they expect you to look a certain way. I’m not supposed to be this big huge pregnant superstar.”

Britney Spears and Spederspawn

On the issue of beauty, I think all Britney needs to do is fire her current stylist and hire a new one!

I don’t understand the part that pregnancy is empowering to her. Especially when the child she’s carrying belongs to Kevin Federline. That’s a potent concoction of white trashness brewing in her belly; classic imprisonment material.

She describes Sean Preston as a “rocker kid” and the inspiration for the line of baby clothes she’s designing. “Hopefully, next year we’ll have a fashion show, maybe at Disney World,” says Spears, who got her start as a Mouseketeer.

After child no. 2 is born, Spears is looking forward to getting back in shape and back to work. “After this baby,” she says, “I’m going to get really intense with it.”

She “can’t wait” to perform again, “but I really have to take my time and do it right and be safe,” she says. “Actually, not that safe. When you perform, you have to be dangerous.”

Seriously, I think any mother who has the capacity to dress their kids in Spederspawn inspired clothes has highly suspicious mentality. So Britney, I think you should just give the fook up.

She also plans to head back to the recording studio, where she hopes to collaborate with Federline, 28. “I’m so proud of Kevin,” she says. “He’s been working so hard on his own album since I got pregnant with Preston. I’m so lucky. He’s a doll; he’s adorable.”

Sticking your hand down your asscrack is the new black

Collaboration with Federline would only mean one thing for Britney: One way ticket to eternal career damnation.

Don’t do it, Britney!

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Fergie digs fashion faux pas

Fergie of Black Eyed Pea seriously needs a new stylist. Is it me or does it seem that the shower curtain has nicer print than her dress?

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For Mawi fans Sharifah Rohani Syed Ismaon and her teenage daughter Wan Nurul Ain Othman, RM4,000 is a small sum to pay to have a short “vacation” with their idol.

Even if this means they only get to spend a few minutes with the Akademi Fantasia 3 winner.

But that is more than enough for Sharifah Rohani, 50, and Wan Nurul Ain, 16.

Mawi being mobbed by fans at the airport in Brunei recently.
Mother and daughter had paid for their own expenses – about RM2,000 each – to join Mawi and Gemilang Bersama Bintang Popular contest winners on a three-day trip to Brunei recently.

RM 4000 for a couple of minutes with Mawi? Well, it’s understandable considering the fact that it’s a 16 year old we’re talking about. But damn, her mother’s in it too. Do stupid genes run in the family? Yes, I think they do.

Mawi The Mistake

Knowing how busy Mawi was, Sharifah Rohani and Wan Nurul Ain were content with watching him from far.

“I don’t feel the same way about the past winners of AF1 and AF2. I didn’t even buy their CDs. With Mawi, however, I bought CDs for the house and for each room and car. I think he sounds like Jamal Abdillah,” said Sharifah Rohani, a Telekom Malaysia property operations executive in Pekan, Pahang.

She added that Mawi looked the same in real life.

Mawi sounds like Jamal Abdillah? She must be fooking joking! Mawi sounds like a donkey with a sore throat. And yes, a healthy donkey definitely sounds way better than him.

“My advice to Mawi is to be yourself and turn a deaf ear to gossips about Diana. It has often been repeated. As fans, we only read once (about it). When the news is repeated, we are not bothered. It only adds pressure on him.”

She also said Mawi had a lot to learn. “He has to polish his PR skills. He has to watch the way he walks.

“Maybe his legs were not wrapped properly when he was a baby.”

While she did not expect Mawi to change completely, she urged him to try to improve himself.

“What we want is for him to maintain and not change his heart and intention,” she said.

She was confident that Akademi Fantasia 4 stars would not affect Mawi’s popularity.

Is it just me or is it weird that she’s making comments about his legs and the way he walks? Maybe she was dropped on the head when she was a baby.

I really can’t stand all this shit about his “heart and intention”. He’s supposed to be an entertainer for fook’s sake. Not a bleedin’ preacher. Not your bleedin’ son. Sheesh, another outright display of stupidity by delusional Malaysians.

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What started out as a seemingly innocent fishing trip has become a hot potato for singing sensation Mawi and fellow artiste Diana Rafar.

The Malay media have gone to town with the story, implying that the “romantic liaison” has resulted in a love triangle.

To end the rumours, Mawi whose real name is Asnawi Ani, has offered to apologise to Diana and her actor boyfriend Zamarul Hisham.

Mistake Mawi, heartbreaker wannabe?

This mistake called Mawi obviously has some form of affection for Diana Rafar (sister to the controversial Linda Rafar). I think fame has gone to his head and he thinks that Diana Rafar would definitely fall head over heels for him or something. The thing is, Mawi……you’re ugly, untalented and unrefined. Any girl worth her salt knows that your fame will not last.

Mawi found himself the subject of controversy after he spoke in detail about a fishing trip with Diana last month.

He had told the press that he personally delivered four catfish that he caught to Diana’s mother in Shah Alam, requesting her to turn them into an asam pedas dish.

His fans demanded the “truth” from the couple, and some even sent them nasty and threatening SMS.

Mawi described Diana as “just a friend”. He added that he had not spoken to her for two months.

Fishing trip? LOL. What are you trying to prove, Mawi? Don’t think he had expected to fall flat on his face. Deliver fish to some chick’s mother eh, if that’s not trying to win someone’s heart or anger someone’s fiance then what is?

Mawi’s fiancée Nordiana Mohd Naim was reportedly upset and felt Diana owed her an explanation.

“Diana should be open with me. I want to know what really happened,” the kampung lass was quoted as saying.

In another report, Diana said she wanted her name cleared and suggested that Mawi tie the knot with his fiancée.

Zamarul, 35, who won the Best Actor 2004 award in Anugerah Bintang Popular, was quoted as saying he doubted Mawi’s sincerity, saying he should have sent the fish to Nordiana instead. He also questioned why Mawi sent an SMS to Diana at 4am.

Did Diana Rafar betray Zamarul Hisham for Mistake Mawi?

There’s an old saying, if there’s no fire there won’t be smoke. I believe Mawi thinks he’s a step ahead of Zamarul hence the underhanded tactics to win Diana Rafar’s heart. Too immature, Mawi, too stupid.

Asked about his wedding plans, Mawi remained non-committal.

“When the time comes, I will get married but I don’t know when,” he replied.

Maestro Talent and Management chief executive officer Freddie Fernandez is said to be initiating a “peace talk” for Zamarul, Mawi and Diana.

Peace talk? Why such a big deal if it really was just a silly misunderstanding? Lets just say I don’t think Mawi will marry his fiancee from his hometown. Then again, it remains a mystery of whether Mawi impregnated Siti Nurhaliza.

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Saving the best for last, the Best Dressed Award for the morning was announced after the live telecast was over. The award went to songbird Siti Nurhaliza.

Siti was dressed in a dazzling mermaid- cut dress by designer Radzuan Radziwill.

She won a trip for two to the 49th Grammy Awards in Los Angeles next year, Giorgio Armani products worth RM3,000 and a Nikon camera worth RM1,468.

The girl who tried to pass off carpet as poncho won the Best Dressed Award?

Which part of this dress looks mermaid-esque to you?

You must be fookin’ with me. When I see that thing Siti Nurhaliza is wearing, I’m instantly reminded of Princess Fiona.

See the uncanny resemblance?

Princess Fiona is fat, ugly and famous too.

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