Celebrity Vivids

Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen in a luxury car.

They look like any normal celebrity couple, or half a celebrity couple (Isaac who?).

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And then Isaac Cohen’s hand emerged. It was covered in an unidentified substance.

On closer inspection, the unidentified substance appears to be vomit. Britney Spear’s vomit.

Isaac Cohen looks terrified and disgusted, while Britney Spears nonchalantly sucks on her lollipop.

He frantically trying to wipe off the disgusting vomit.

Even his phone was not spared from Britney Spear’s vomit. They should make this into a movie and call it, Attack of the Britney Spears Puke.

Isaac Cohen looks like he’s in a daze, probably wondering what the fuck has just happened to him. Is this the price of dating Britney Spears, as a vomit bowl?

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Whew! Lot’s of non-believers on this one, so here’s a little more explanation” They’d been driving through the hills, twisting and turning, pulled over quickly, and by the time our photogs got our of their car and got to her car, Isaac had already removed his white shirt and used it to cover the bulk of the vomit in the center of the car (you can still see some of it on the gear shift).

And here’s the best proof yet that our story’s true ” Britney’s bodyguard is denying the story, saying it’s peanut butter on Isaac’s hand! Why didn’t he lick it off?! And why did they have runny, liquidy peanut butter in the car (which you can’t see anywhere in the pictures)?

Peanut butter!? Hahahahahhahahha.

In fact, this is not the first time she puked in a somewhat public area. Britney Spears vomited in a club a couple of weeks ago.

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Shar Jackson

Kevin Federline will get through his divorce with Britney Spears and come out of it stronger, his ex, Shar Jackson, tells PEOPLE.

“He’s a trooper,” says Jackson, who has two children, Kori, 4, and Kaleb, 2, with Federline. “He knows that everything in life is, ya know, an experience and you learn from it and then you get past it. I’m not worried about him.”

Jackson said that despite his bad boy image, Federline is a big softie when it comes to his children. “He’s an amazing dad,” she said Thursday while shopping for goodies at the Boom Boom Room’s Baby and Big Kid Style Villa, a pre-Golden Globes swag party. “He’s a great dad and if you said his name right now, Kori would go crazy. That’s the love of her life.”

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So Kevin Federline is the love of Kori’s life, apparently. But is Kori the love of Kevin Federline’s life? I don’t think so. Kevin Federline is only in love with money and fame. Unfortunately, he has no money and yes he’s famous, for the wrong things.

Asked about their daughter’s special bond with her father, Jackson answered: “He was there for her every minute of her life until, you know, we weren’t together anymore. He did everything for her so I guess that’s why.”

As for Jackson’s relationship with Federline, she says: “It’s not really hard (to be good parents) because we were friends even before we were romantic and we were friends through being romantic and there was no reason to change that.”

She says both of them keep their children as their top priority. “Everything he does, as far as his career, and everything like that, he does it for his kids,” says Jackson. “When he’s doing that, I’m super mom. Hopefully we’ll get to alternate but we always know the kids are first.”

As for her own career, Jackson is finishing work on an album, which could hit the stores by the summer. “It took a while to get to this point, but now I’m extremely happy about it”. She also has a cameo role in Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming movie, I Know Who Killed Me.

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Shar Jackson is totally milking it. I mean, c’mon…unless she talks about Kevin Federline, who would sit down and listen to her? Which is totally weird in its way because someone is actually leeching off Fed-Ex’s “fame”, that is absolutely inconceivable and just plain funny.

Anyway, good luck to her.

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On first glance it almost looked like Britney Spears and her estranged husband Kevin Federline were reuniting.

On Saturday, Spears was spotted zipping around off Marina del Rey on a private powerboat with a guy whose buff body, carefully groomed stubble, low-slung, underwear-flashing jeans, and kerchief were straight out of Federline’s style book. But the singer’s new companion is actually model-actor Isaac Cohen, 25.

During their day on the water, a bikinied Spears appeared relaxed and content to enjoy the California sun and share an occasional warm hug with Cohen. The next night she and her new guy turned up at the W Hotel’s Whiskey Blue bar in Westwood, Calif.

Britney Spears doesn’t learn, does she? After a disastrous union with a D-grade celebrity like Kevin Federline, whom she later dumped (thank God), she’s hooking up with yet another D-grade celebrity. Who the hell is Isaac Cohen? He doesn’t even turn up on Google for God’s sake.

Is Britney going to get sperminated and spurt out more white trash kids? I think that future is imminent.

Isaac Cohen Even Dresses Up Like Fed-Ex

Cohen “is not a player,” his agent at L.A. Models, Brandi Lane, said. “He’s got a great heart and a good family, and he was raised well. He’s a gentleman.”

He’s clearly a fresh face on Britney’s hectic social scene, where BFFs come and go (au revoir, Paris); just last month Spears was spotted kissing music producer J.R. Rotem.

Zooming into 2007 in much the same way she closed out 2006, Spears, 25, has been moving full speed ahead: partying in L.A. and jetting to Sanctuary Camelback Mountain Resort and Spa in Paradise Valley, Ariz., where she stayed in a $4,000 per night rental house.

As for Cohen, Lane says that his relationship with Spears began “recently? within the past month.” The L.A.-area native “is not out to get a name for himself,” says Lane. “He’s not just a pretty boy.”

Oh yes? So he’s in love with Britney Spears? Hell I won’t believe any shit like that. Nobody in this world has the capacity to love her. She’s too unsophisticated and skanky, but hell she does have loads of money. It’s all about the money, and the disproportionate fame.

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The videos currently circulating on the Internet shows short of Saddam’s hanging. This is the real deal.

A Screen Capture Of The Real Deal

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